Nine Color Goddess: Go Woo Ning Rongrong!

Ask the already ascended Ning Rongrong what the current punching-bag Ning Rongrong wanted to hear.

It was strangely hilarious.

"Nine Color Goddess": The reason I used to be upset was because the talent I took such pride in had been belittled as worthless.

"Nine Color Goddess": Give her an Immortal Herb - Aromatic Silk Beauty to evolve her martial soul into the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda, and everything will be fine.

"Nine Color Goddess": Though her personality will probably get even worse, and it'll be hard to change.

"Nine Color Goddess": So just let her be sad for a while and face reality.

So that was it.

Then I won't go over?

So I don't upset the old you even more.

"Nine Color Goddess": No. If you go now, you might have a better chance of winning over the old me.

"Nine Color Goddess": Like Sister Zhuqing, I also hope you'll make a move and stop me from getting together with Oscar.

"Nine Color Goddess": That guy went bad as soon as he reached the God Realm. He hung around Dai Mubai every day, picked up all sorts of bad habits, and nearly got me killed.

"Nine Color Goddess": I trusted him so much. If I hadn't become unable to even use Resurrection Divine Light, I would've remained in the dark!

First Hong: "."

Why did every single one of them want him to win over their former selves?

I have a question.

Why did Dai Mubai and Oscar change their hearts the moment they went to heaven?

"Nine Color Goddess": Who the hell knows whether the gods in this God Realm are sick in the head!

"Nine Color Goddess": They light up at the sight of the opposite sex and pounce right away, as if I'm some easy woman!

"God of Speed": Indeed, those male gods invite me out all the time too.

"God of Phoenix": Yeah, I get invited often too. Once they find out about each other, they even come in groups.

"God of Speed": Hm? You too?

"God of Phoenix": It couldn't be helped. They were too much like Xiang Xiang, and I fell for it before I knew it.

"Nine Color Goddess": Pah! Scumbags!

"God of Speed": Rongrong, you said it wrong. They're god-scumbags!

First Hong was stunned.

Did the God Realm really play this wild?

"God King of Destruction 002": In truth, God King Tang San was the one who promoted this within the God Realm Committee.

"God King of Destruction 002": Divine positions are predetermined. Cultivation becomes meaningless, and with eternal lifespans, they end up doing many unimaginable things.

"God King of Destruction 002": This has been a deeply rooted disease of the God Realm for trillions of years.

"God King of Destruction 002": When God King Tang San first took office, he proposed free interaction between male and female gods to consolidate his position. He had the gods under him act as representatives and even organized several chaotic parties.

"God King of Destruction 002": The effect was indeed quite good. Order in the God Realm stabilized considerably, but the massive increase in new gods made the God Realm crowded, which was why I proposed expanding it.

Oh ho!

There was even some earth-shattering gossip here!

As expected of Tang San, coming up with such a rotten trick as "amusing ourselves to death."

"Nine Color Goddess": God-scumbag!!!

"God of Speed": I was wondering why the atmosphere in the God Realm changed so quickly. So this guy was behind it!

"God of Phoenix": Ah. I never received any orders, though?

"Nine Color Goddess": Did you need orders? Think about why all the goddesses who approached you were similar to Xiang Xiang!

"God of Phoenix": What? That Little Wretch used Xiang Xiang to seduce me???

"God of Speed": Seduce you? Hehe!

"Nine Color Goddess": It was mutual consent, wasn't it!

The God of Phoenix was criticized into silence.

But this guy had a record. At a young age, he was already a regular at brothels.

After the two women cursed at him for a while, they found it boring.

"Nine Color Goddess": Streamer, help me win over my former self.

User "Nine Color Goddess" sent a gift: "God-Given Spirit - Nine Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda" ×1

"Nine Color Goddess": Even if Oscar was set up, his unfaithfulness is a fact. I don't want her repeating my mistakes.

User sent a gift: "God-Given Spirit Ring" ×1

"Nine Color Goddess": If you don't like her, then drive my former self out of Shrek.

User sent a gift: "God-Given Spirit Ring" ×1

"Nine Color Goddess": But then I wouldn't get to mooch off the immortal herbs. Help me give this to her.

User sent a gift: "Immortal Herb - Aromatic Silk Beauty" ×1

"Nine Color Goddess": And take a few plants to the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect while you're at it.

User sent a gift: "Immortal Herb - Aromatic Silk Beauty" ×1

User sent a gift: "Immortal Herb - Aromatic Silk Beauty" ×1

User sent a gift: "Immortal Herb - Aromatic Silk Beauty" ×1

As expected of a young lady from a wealthy family, the Nine Color Goddess was incredibly generous.

Only—

So many immortal herbs? Did the God Realm run a wholesale business?

"Nine Color Goddess": I already told you, they're immortal herbs. They're rare in the mortal world, but once you reach the God Realm, they're just plants. I grew several pots whenever I had nothing to do.

Well then.

Simple and easy to understand—a dimensionality-reduction strike.

"God of Phoenix": Don't listen to Rongrong's nonsense. Immortal herbs may be plants in the God Realm, but they aren't roadside weeds like Blue Silver Grass. Gods have to cultivate them.

"God of Phoenix": The Fire Phoenix Strong Wine I usually drink is brewed from Cockscomb Phoenix Sunflowers. It's insanely expensive.

Hm?

They could be cultivated?

Then—

Does the God Realm have all the other immortal herbs too?

"Nine Color Goddess": I only grow Qiluo Tulips. Whatever else you want, I'll just go buy some.

First Hong: "."

She said it so casually that he almost got the illusion that immortal herbs were nothing special.

If possible, the more the better!

"Nine Color Goddess": Streamer, handle my matter first. You can have as many immortal herbs as you want.

"Nine Color Goddess": So have you decided? Will you woo my former self, or drive her away?

First Hong blinked.

Did that even need asking?

Douluo Continent had no monogamy requirement. It all depended on one's personal character.

Even in his previous life, laws hadn't been able to stop him.

Now?

Hehe.

Although Ning Rongrong was approachable and did not possess Zhu Zhuqing's extraordinary talent,

she came with an aura of nobility and the bonus of being a female lead.

Naturally, he wanted to bring her under his wing and add her to his collection.

The only problem was—

Can the God of Speed accept it?

"God of Speed": Heh, men.

"God of Speed": The old me definitely wouldn't have been able to accept it.

"God of Speed": But after learning just how wildly Dai Mubai played outside, and that he even planned to swap wives, I got over it.

"God of Speed": I have no objections when it comes to Rongrong.

"God of Speed": What I hate are men who pounce on every goddess they see like dogs in heat. Disgusting!

Tsk, tsk!

What exactly had she gone through to become so open-minded?

I don't want to either, First Hong said sincerely. It's only because the Nine Color Goddess asked me to. If it were another goddess, I definitely couldn't agree!

"God of Speed": Heh!

"Nine Color Goddess": Tsk!

"God of Phoenix": Let me translate: it's the helpless feeling of not being able to slap someone through the Livestream Room.

First Hong shrugged.

It couldn't be helped.

A streamer had no freedom in love. He had to watch the big shots' expressions.

Otherwise, how could he get them to keep sending tips?

He first sold the God-Given Spirit - Nine Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda, earning 100,000 Livestream Points.

He had no interest in being a support-type.

Then he extracted a Aromatic Silk Beauty. The golden tulip at its tip emitted a rich floral fragrance.

Unexpectedly...