Douluo Livestream: My Audience is Full of Tang San's Enemies!
Chapter 2

God Kings Fight in the Livestream Room, Streamer Freeloads!

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"Big shots, who am I supposed to listen to now?"

First Hong stirred the pot—

"So, do we kill Tang San or not?"

"I'm almost there, so decide quickly."

"God King of Destruction 002": We can't kill him! The God Realm still needs him to preside over it!

"God King of Destruction 001": This God King isn't dead yet! Why would we need that guy? Streamer, you took my rewards and now you want to go back on your word?

"God King of Destruction 002": You don't understand anything at all! The current God Realm

Trying to explain?

That wouldn't do.

Shrek had arrived at just the right time.

First Hong turned the camera outside. A long line stood before the dilapidated village. Tang San, with his ordinary looks, was hard to spot, but Xiao Wu's pink rabbit ears made her stand out.

"I found Tang San, but he's higher level than me. I can't beat him!" First Hong said helplessly. "Big Shot Number One, what do you think?"

User "God King of Destruction 001" sent a gift: "God-Given Spirit - Destruction Coagulate Liquid" ×1 User "God King of Destruction 001" sent a gift: "God-Given Spirit Ring" ×1 User "God King of Destruction 001" sent a gift: "Spirit Ring Age +2000 Years" ×3

"God King of Destruction 001": Go! Beat that bastard to death!

First Hong happily cashed everything out.

Another God-Given Spirit pushed him to the level 30 bottleneck.

The God-Given Spirit Ring activated automatically, granting him a 4,150-year third spirit ring.

He broke through to level 32.

All his spirit rings gained another 2,000 years, and his level...

Huh?

His soul power hadn't increased?

Whatever.

He felt terrifyingly powerful now.

First Hong rolled up his sleeves, jumped down from the carriage, and walked straight toward Tang San.

"Watch closely, Big Shot Number One. I'm going to slaughter that Little Wretch!"

His words were fierce, but his steps were slow.

He was waiting.

User "God King of Destruction 002" sent a gift: "God-Given Spirit - Ancient Tree of Life" ×1 User "God King of Destruction 002" sent a gift: "God-Given Spirit Ring" ×3 User "God King of Destruction 002" sent a gift: "Spirit Ring Age +2000 Years" ×3

"God King of Destruction 002": Don't attack yet, Streamer. Let me talk to him.

First Hong stopped.

Well.

That was hard to refuse!

"Okay, you two big shots talk it out."

Once the two God Kings talked, they would realize that expanding the God Realm was unwise.

They most likely wouldn't fight anymore.

Still, his gains so far were already enough for him to splurge with.

The key was—he had freeloaded all of this without doing anything.

What more could he ask for?

"What are you talking about?" Xiao Wu asked strangely. "You came over looking all aggressive. You're here to cause trouble, aren't you?"

Tang San beside her also gave him a wary look.

"Cause trouble? Of course not." First Hong grinned. "I'm here to apply to Shrek too."

He passed the two of them and headed straight for the registration desk.

It was easy to foresee.

There would be more and more viewers in the Livestream Room in the future.

They would most likely have some connection to the Shrek Seven Devils—either friends and family or enemies.

And Tang San had the most enemies of all.

Staying here would make it convenient to fleece them.

"Hey! Get in line!"

"Cutting in line is way too uncivilized!"

"Get back there!"

Facing everyone's accusations, First Hong planted his hands on his hips.

"A bunch of country bumpkins."

"Don't you know that anyone above level 25 soul power gets to skip the preliminary test here at Shrek and go straight to the final round?"

"You lot can keep waiting in line!"

First Hong revealed the God-Given Spirit Ring Destruction Scepter. Three purple spirit rings appeared, plunging the scene into dead silence.

A three... Three Ring Soul Grandmaster?

That wasn't right!

Why were all his spirit rings purple?

"Holy shit! Millennium spirit rings?" someone knowledgeable shouted. "Three millennium spirit rings? How did this guy do that?"

The crowd instantly erupted.

"So these are millennium spirit rings?"

"Didn't they say the first spirit ring could only be a hundred years at most?"

"The second spirit ring can only be a hundred years too!"

"My first spirit ring is only white."

Li Yusong, the chief examiner, flashed over in delight and grabbed First Hong's hand to check his bone age.

"Twelve!" Li Yusong exclaimed ecstatically. "What's your name, kid? What type is your spirit? Are you sure you want to join Shrek?"

"First Hong. Dual-type, assault and control." First Hong shrugged. "But I lost my money on the road, so I can't pay the registration fee now."

"Waived!" Li Yusong declared generously. "With talent like yours, who needs a registration fee? It's all waived!"

Dual-type assault and control!!!

He tightly grabbed First Hong's hand and started pulling him into the academy.

"Mubai, you handle things here. I'm going to find Flender."

He lifted his foot to leave.

But—

"Wait!" Xiao Wu called out. "If it's level 25, Little San and I are both above that too. Does that mean we don't have to line up either?"

Li Yusong halted.

He spun around sharply!

There were two more?

He gave First Hong a kind smile.

"First Hong, right? Wait here for a moment."

"It's fine, Teacher. You go ahead," First Hong said obediently.

Li Yusong was even more pleased.

Talented and humble—what teacher wouldn't like a student like that?

He checked Xiao Wu's bone age first. Twelve.

Then he tested her level with the Soul Power Crystal. Level 29.

Her spirit was a rabbit, nothing particularly remarkable.

But reaching level 29 at that age meant she was definitely no ordinary student.

Tang San delayed him for a moment. Mystic Jade Hand made it impossible to determine his bone age, but checking his feet worked as well.

He was also level 29, though his spirit was Blue Silver Grass.

"Isn't Shrek supposed to accept monsters?" Tang San argued. "My Blue Silver Grass reached level 29. Doesn't that make me a monster?"

Li Yusong couldn't help laughing at that.

"Fine, fine, fine!"

"Shrek will take you too. Pay the registration fee and come with this old man!"

Tang San's confident expression changed slightly.

No tuition waiver?

Still, he understood the significance of a twelve-year-old Three Ring Soul Grandmaster whose first three rings were all millennium-level.

He didn't waste his breath and paid twenty Gold Soul Coins.

Xiao Wu, on the other hand, couldn't hide her feelings. She pouted in obvious dissatisfaction.

At that moment.

Two more girls emerged, one radiating nobility and the other far more developed than her age suggested.

They were Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing.

"Sir, I'm level 26 too," Ning Rongrong said with a smile. "You should recognize my spirit."

The Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda appeared, startling Li Yusong!

"Does your family know you came here?"

"Do I not meet the requirements?" Ning Rongrong asked in return. "Or is Shrek too afraid to accept students delivered right to its doorstep?"

Li Yusong hesitated, then nodded in agreement.

"Shrek naturally welcomes every little monster."

He looked at Zhu Zhuqing.

Her bone age was only eleven, yet she was already level 27. Her spirit was the Hell Spirit Cat.

Li Yusong seemed to realize something, then burst into hearty laughter.

"Fine, fine, fine!"

"Five little monsters came this year. Wonderful!"

He turned toward the line.

"Is anyone else above level 25?"

The people in line looked at one another.

A twelve-year-old two-ring Soul Grandmaster was already rare.

And they wanted level 25?

If five of them hadn't appeared already, they would have started cursing.

Li Yusong didn't care.

He grabbed First Hong again and headed into the academy.

"Mubai, I'll leave this to you."

"Huh?" Dai Mubai said dazedly. "Oh, Teacher Li, how about I lead them inside instead?"

Li Yusong glanced at Dai Mubai, then swept his eyes over Zhu Zhuqing.

After pondering for a moment.

He instructed—

"Remember, First Hong is exempt from both the test and tuition. If Flender has any objections, tell him to come find me!"

"Okay, got it."

Still worried, Li Yusong patted First Hong's shoulder.

"Kid, once you're at Shrek, treat it like your own home."

"If anyone makes you uncomfortable, tell this old man. I'll make them regret it!"

First Hong quite enjoyed this attention and nodded with a cheerful smile.

Dai Mubai led the way ahead, smoothly chatting with Tang San and Xiao Wu, though his gaze occasionally flicked toward Zhu Zhuqing.

It was probably their spirit resonance that had made him guess something.

But Zhu Zhuqing didn't even look at him. With a cold face, she walked at the back of the group.

Ning Rongrong sidled up to First Hong.

Then she said something astonishing—

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