Douluo Livestream: My Audience is Full of Tang San's Enemies!
Chapter 28

Blue Silver Grass Evolution? Overdraft Potential Experience Card! Please Give Me a Boost When It Goes Premium~

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Blue Silver Grass Evolution? Overdraft Potential Experience Card! Please Give Me a Boost When It Goes Premium~

First Hong called out—

Now Xiao Wu won't be willing to eat the Lovesick Heartbreak Red before level 70.

Let's wait and see whether this cursed flower is stronger, or Tang San's life is tougher!

"God of Emotion": Nicely done! This is exactly how it should be!

"God of Phoenix": The streamer really knows how to stir things up. Looking forward to the Star Dou Great Forest side story!

"Nine Color Goddess": Bets are open, bets are open! Who wants to bet on whether Tang San can live until Xiao Wu reaches level 70?

"God of Speed": Uh... how are you going to run the betting pool?

First Hong's heart stirred. Should he be the one to take the bets?

"Nine Color Goddess": Isn't that simple? The losers send rewards to the streamer, who can pass them on to my past self later, or they can work for me. Same goes the other way around.

Oh-ho!

This was great. No matter who won or lost, they would all have to send him rewards.

It was even more profitable than opening his own pool.

Well done, Nine Color Goddess!

"God of Speed": Then I'll wager a Divine Skill that he'll definitely die.

"Nine Color Goddess": Fine, I'll wager a Divine Skill too.

"God of Phoenix": Same, a Divine Skill. He'll definitely die.

"Nine Color Goddess": I'll add another Divine Skill.

"God of Emotion": God King Tang San tortures me every day. I haven't developed any Divine Skills yet, so I'll use the Life Reflection Shield. It's not very useful at god level, but below god level, it's practically invincible.

"Nine Color Goddess": Poor kid. I'll wager a Divine Skill too. You're betting that Tang San dies as well?

"God of Emotion": Of course!

"Nine Color Goddess": Tsk! You're all betting that Tang San will die? Then I'll either make a killing or lose horribly!

"God of Speed": With trash like Tang San, of course everyone wants him dead! What decent god would want him alive?

"God King of Destruction 002": I wager a Divine Skill that Tang San dies. Life wagers a Divine Skill that Tang San lives.

"God of Speed": I'm sorry, I was wrong!

"Nine Color Goddess": The Goddess of Life truly is kindhearted. Even for trash like Tang San, she still hopes his life can continue.

"Nine Color Goddess": Then I only need to wager one more Divine Skill.

First Hong sensed something was off.

Nine Color Goddess, don't you have a few too many Divine Skills?

"God of Speed": I know about that. She goes around resurrecting gods all day. She has no interest in money, only in other people's Divine Skills.

"Nine Color Goddess": Hmph! It was clearly because they couldn't afford my price, so they forced their Divine Skills on me!

"God of Phoenix": But why did I hear that when the God of Desire asked you to treat him, you insisted he was about to die and could only be saved with the Divine Skill, Arrow of Love and Desire?

"Nine Color Goddess": Ha! Huh? Look! Little Wretch is having a problem!

What a clumsy change of subject.

But they had only been teasing her anyway, so the Gods shifted their attention to Tang San.

The incomplete Blue Silver Grass Right Leg Bone was actually "growing" little by little, while devouring some sort of energy to complete itself.

The process seemed extremely painful. Tang San was kneeling on the ground, his body taut and trembling nonstop, sweat soaking through his clothes.

The gods watching were thoroughly entertained.

"God King of Destruction 002": Interesting. This Blue Silver Grass Right Leg Bone is devouring Tang San's Blue Silver Emperor Bloodline to evolve its own quality into a Blue Silver Emperor Right Leg Bone. But at a mere thousand-year quality, I'm afraid it can't contain much.

"Nine Color Goddess": Did he really stumble into such dumb luck?

"God of Speed": Not necessarily. If his Blue Silver Emperor Bloodline gets drained away, how will his Blue Silver Grass martial soul undergo its second awakening?

"Nine Color Goddess": Huh? So this is a disaster rather than a blessing?

"God of Emotion": Good! Very good! Hiss—

First Hong crossed his arms, full of anticipation.

How would things develop from here?

Interesting, interesting.

After half an hour of torment.

The Blue Silver Grass Right Leg Bone finally became whole, crystal-clear and precious as a treasure.

But it had also reached its limit and stopped devouring energy.

Tang San went limp and collapsed into the little puddle on the ground—the sweat he had dripped.

It showed just how agonizing it had been.

Oscar hurriedly offered him a Recovery Sausage, but Tang San, exhausted to the point of collapse, could not swallow it at all.

"Uh, should we try stuffing it in?" Ma Hongjun suggested.

"I'll stuff it in your mouth, believe it or not?" Xiao Wu glared at him.

Ma Hongjun gave an evil grin, looking like he was about to say something dirty.

Smack!

Flender slapped him across the face, knocking his dirty words right back down his throat.

Ning Rongrong was the one who summoned her martial soul.

"Seven Treasures Turn, Glazed Light Shines, First: Strength!"

It restored some of Tang San's strength.

With Oscar's help, he barely managed to swallow three large Recovery Sausages.

Only then did he shakily climb back to his feet.

"That was terrifying!" Tang San said, still shaken. "I almost thought I was going to die!"

Naturally.

It had been devouring his bloodline. One wrong move, and he could have been crippled.

"Little San, your soul bone is complete!" Xiao Wu said excitedly. "Did its age increase? How much stronger did it become? What's the Soul Bone Skill?"

Tang San forced out a smile, his eyes brimming with delight.

"I made the right gamble this time!"

"Not only did this Blue Silver Grass Right Leg Bone evolve to 9,999 years, it also gave me a powerful Soul SkillBlue Silver Grass Evolution!"

First Hong blinked.

After all that effort, it was only 9,999 years?

Not even ten thousand years?

Tsk!

Tang San summoned his Blue Silver Grass martial soul. Then the Blue Silver Grass Right Leg Bone shone, and the frail Blue Silver Grass grew lush and vigorous, golden lines appearing along the edges of its leaves.

This was—

"The Blue Silver Emperor martial soul!"

Tang San said proudly—

"My Soul Bone Skill can evolve the Blue Silver Grass martial soul into the Blue Silver Emperor martial soul!"

"Because the martial soul has been strengthened, its Soul Skills naturally become more powerful as well. They're also tougher, and their self-healing is faster!"

Oh!

A mere 9,999-year soul bone could be this broken?

"There should be limits, right?" First Hong said with certainty. "After all, it's only 9,999 years."

Tang San's proud expression faded as he regretfully dismissed his martial soul.

"Yes."

"The Soul Bone Skill only lasts for half a minute. I have to time it precisely before using it."

"If it could last for one minute, its practical combat value would increase dramatically."

"What a pity."

First Hong grinned.

Good grief!

He had overdrawn his own future just to get a thirty-second experience card?

This deal was an absolute bloodbath.

"God of Phoenix": Look how proud he is. He'll have plenty of time to cry later!

"God of Speed": His bloodline has been damaged. Unless his mother, Ah Yin, sacrifices herself again, he can forget about awakening the Blue Silver Emperor martial soul for the rest of his life.

"God of Phoenix": Ah Yin is still a blade of grass right now, isn't she? How about having the streamer pull her out?

First Hong pondered for a moment.

This matter...

He really could not do it.

God of Phoenix, let's not do that, okay?

Ah Yin is a pitiful blade of grass too. She was only blind enough to follow the wrong man. There's no need to wipe her out completely.

"Nine Color Goddess": Fatty, that's too much! Don't you know disasters shouldn't extend to one's family?

"Nine Color Goddess": Besides, Ah Yin is very pitiful. After sacrificing herself, she finally managed to revive, only to merge into the Life Ancient Tree. Later, in order to promote Douluo Star's evolution, she underwent a false sacrifice and fell dormant again.

"God of Phoenix": I was only saying. I was wrong, all right?

"God of Phoenix": Huh? I found a loophole!

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