Tricking the God of Phoenix! Even Gods Have No Brains

The two moved one above the other.

Because their speeds differed, First Hong's head kept getting bumped.

Most of the time, it was the top of his head and her stomach. Occasionally, there was also his face and—

First Hong could not help marveling again at how gifted Zhu Zhuqing was.

From the side, he could practically bury himself halfway in her cleavage!

If it were from the front...

He would definitely be completely buried!

As for that,

Zhu Zhuqing, who was "focused on cultivation," claimed to be "completely unaware."

Inside the Livestream Room.

"God of Phoenix": Streamer, don't keep the camera angle so low. Raise it a little so we can see!

"God of Speed": Hm? Fatty, say that again?

"God of Phoenix": Hehe! Zhuqing and I aren't even on the same timeline. What, you think you can hit me?

"Nine Color Goddess": What a foolish fatty.

"God of Phoenix": What happened???

"God of Speed": Streamer, can you really put up with this?

First Hong did not react.

"God of Phoenix": The streamer is busy bumping balls. How could he have time to read our chat?

Heh!

What answered him was a string of notifications.

User "God of Speed" sent a gift: "God-Given Spirit Ring" ×1

Message attached: Fatty is acting like a hooligan toward your future wife!

"God-Given Spirit Ring" ×1

Message attached: No real man could tolerate this!

"God-Given Spirit Ring" ×1

Message attached: Don't make me look down on you!

Donations came with special effects.

First Hong's attention was immediately drawn over. After scrolling through the chat log, he was somewhat speechless.

How are you still this lewd after becoming a god?

Without giving the God of Phoenix a chance to answer, he muted him directly.

—When setting rules, he had to be ruthless too!

User "God of Phoenix" has been muted by "Streamer" for one month!

"Nine Color Goddess": One month? Won't Fatty die from holding it in?

"God of Speed": Well done! Male gods who run their mouths are disgusting!

"Nine Color Goddess": He started visiting prostitutes at six. What can you expect from him?

"God of Speed": He even went after an old woman a million years old. What else is there to say?

Well, then!

The God of Phoenix had thoroughly offended both goddesses.

User "God of Phoenix" sent a gift: "God-Given Spirit Ring" ×1

Message attached: Streamer, I was wrong! Zhuqing, Rongrong, I was wrong!

"God-Given Spirit Ring" ×1

Message attached: I'll definitely keep this mouth under control from now on!

"God-Given Spirit Ring" ×1

Message attached: You gods are magnanimous, please spare this little god!

After a round of pleading,

neither goddess relented, and First Hong acted as if he had not seen it.

Until—

"God of Phoenix" sent a gift: "God-Given Spirit Ring" ×1

Message attached: One custom low-grade divine artifact for each of you. How about it?

"Nine Color Goddess": You think one item is enough to brush us off?

"God of Speed": I'll name a number. Ten each!

"Nine Color Goddess": What's ten? I say a hundred each!

"God of Phoenix" sent a gift: "God-Given Spirit Ring" ×1

Message attached: Where am I supposed to get that many materials? Two at most!

The two goddesses clearly had a thorough understanding of the God of Phoenix's assets.

They did not haggle further.

"Nine Color Goddess": Then it's settled!

"God of Speed": Streamer, unmute Fatty.

First Hong grinned.

They had worked together perfectly. Everything went without saying.

User "God of Phoenix" has been unmuted by "Streamer"!

"God of Phoenix": Thank you, Streamer! Thank you, Zhuqing! Thank you, Rongrong! I'll definitely watch my mouth from now on!

Look at that!

He had been scammed and was still thanking them.

First Hong could not help shaking his head.

It seemed intelligence was something even becoming a god could not make up for.

"Mmph~"

A soft moan made First Hong realize that he had shaken his head absentmindedly just now.

"Hiss—"

One was willing to give, and the other was willing to take.

They spent a happy hour in the sky.

Zhu Zhuqing had finally learned to fly. She requested to fly solo, without First Hong escorting her.

She could glide steadily through the air, occasionally pulling off a few flashy maneuvers.

She was having a wonderful time.

What human did not long to fly?

—Except those afraid of heights.

In any case, Zhu Zhuqing was having a great time. While enjoying herself, she also trained her control over Soul Power.

The best of both worlds.

But...

When the Shrek group gathered below, someone became jealous!

"Isn't this just slacking off instead of training?" Tang San said sourly. "Physical training is also a very important part of being a Soul Master."

"Exactly!" Xiao Wu chimed in. "This is cheating! Teachers, aren't you going to do anything?"

Flender and the others collectively pretended to be deaf and mute.

Do something?

Who the hell would dare?

Forget his ability to thrash a Titled Douluo barehanded.

Just that one middle finger earlier had broken Zhao Wuji's fifth Soul Skill.

He had clearly done it with ease.

If they took that hit without defending themselves,

who could withstand it?

Of course,

there was an even more important reason.

After flying for another hour,

the Soul Power stored in the Flight Soul Tool and Zhu Zhuqing's own Soul Power had both been exhausted.

She landed among the group, put the Flight Soul Tool into her Storage Ring, and began the day's physical training.

First Hong followed her down, but he did not run on the ground.

The tiny improvement from physical training could be matched by casually eating an Immortal Herb.

There was no need to suffer for nothing.

He spread his Phoenix Wings and flew at low altitude beside Zhu Zhuqing, swaying along and drawing plenty of attention.

Hm.

No, that would not do!

These treasures would all be his in the future. How could he let other people look at them?

Just as he was about to contact the Livestream Room,

Li Yusong came over.

Of course,

he was not there to get a closer look at the balls. His target was First Hong.

"First," Li Yusong probed with a genial smile, "that thing Zhuqing used to fly just now was a Soul Tool, right?"

First Hong glanced at the old man.

Li Yusong smiled awkwardly.

Beyond him,

aside from Flender,

Zhao Wuji and the others were also looking this way.

It seemed they all yearned for the sky.

"Yeah, a Flight Soul Tool." First Hong said casually, "What, want to try it too?"

"Can we?" Li Yusong asked expectantly. "If it's too troublesome, then forget it..."

"Then forget it."

"..."

Li Yusong anxiously scratched at his ears and cheeks, wanting nothing more than to slap himself.

Why had he tried to be polite for no reason?

"Alright, I'm done teasing you." First Hong said with amusement. "Here. Attach it to your back to activate it, then control it with Soul Power."

He took out a stack of disks, all of them Level Three Flight Soul Tools.

"So many?" Li Yusong exclaimed. "Did you loot some Ancient Ruins?"

First Hong merely smiled without replying.

Li Yusong slapped his forehead.

"This teacher has said too much."

"Once we're done trying them, we'll definitely return them in perfect condition!"

Carefully taking the disks,

Li Yusong happily returned to the group and distributed them.

Zhao Wuji got one, Shao Xin got one, Xiao Wu got one, and Tang San got one.

Even Flender, who could already fly, received one!

When it came to the eager Ma Hongjun, there were none left.

"Huh?" Ma Hongjun protested. "Why is there none left when it gets to me?"

Li Yusong said nothing.

Did he really not know, or was he pretending not to?