God of Speed: I'll Help You Woo Zhu Zhuqing!

"God of Speed": I hope you can win Zhu Zhuqing over and keep her from ending up with that heartless bastard Dai Mubai!

First Hong: "."

Huh?

This request...

Are you sure?

Can I ask why? First Hong probed. And you have a Martial Soul resonance with Dai Mubai now. Shouldn't he be your first choice?

"God of Speed": Though family shame shouldn't be aired in public, it's just us here, so I'll tell you.

"God of Speed": That guy Dai Mubai was already bad enough, flirting with goddesses everywhere after becoming a god. Then his descendants were treated like dogs by Tang San, and he even claimed Tang San was doing it for their own good?!

"God of Speed": He changed someone else's fate, made him lose his father from childhood, and worked his mother to death, all so he could control that person's life. Even his girlfriend was arranged through his own daughter.

"God of Speed": One of those two isn't a man, and the other is a genuine scumbag!

"God of Speed": Neither of them is any good!

"God of Speed": The more I talk about it, the angrier I get. Find a chance to beat them up good!

Put that way, it made sense.

That "descendant" should be Huo Yuhao.

First Hong glanced at Dai Mubai's back.

Who would've thought that a burly, upright-looking guy like you would become a lapdog after becoming a god?

"God of Speed": Martial Soul resonance is easy to deal with. I'll just give you the Hell White Tiger as a God-Given Spirit.

"God of Speed": I took a look just now. You've already received three God-Given Spirits. Add mine, and you'll immediately rise past level 40. Your strength will be enough to conquer my past self.

"God of Speed": I'll also give you the God Trial Land of the God of Speed. Use the Divine Trial as bait, and my past self definitely won't be able to resist.

"God of Speed": That way, you can completely conquer my past self, body and soul.

First Hong pressed his lips together.

Uh...

Zhu Zhuqing from ten thousand years in the future was putting up money and effort to guide him into wooing the present-day Zhu Zhuqing.

That was pretty surreal.

Are you not worried that I'm a playboy too? First Hong asked sincerely. Honestly, with the Livestream Room as such a powerful tool, it'll be hard to guarantee monogamy.

"God of Speed": But at least you keep yourself clean and haven't messed around outside. You're far better than Dai Mubai, who was already surrounded by women!

First Hong: "."

For a moment, he couldn't tell whether she was praising him or insulting him.

But no matter what...

No man—no boy—could refuse a curvy little kitten.

All right, I agree.

User "God of Speed" sent a gift: "God-Given Spirit: Hell White Tiger" ×1

"God-Given Spirit Ring" ×9

"God Trial Map" ×1

"God Trial Token" ×1

"Zhu Zhuqing Preference Analysis" ×1

"God of Speed": I believe in you. Keep it up!

"God of Speed": Don't rush to woo my past self. During the assessment later, challenge Dai Mubai to a duel and beat the hell out of him first!

User "God of Speed" sent a gift: "Low-Grade Divine Artifact: Space Ring" ×1

"God of Speed": This is your reward.

The dazzling gift effects

made First Hong laugh out loud before he could stop himself.

What a rich lady!

Even goddesses could make impulsive purchases and shower male streamers with gifts.

"Keep it down when you laugh."

A resentful voice spoke—

"I don't want to sound this sleazy either, but that's just the soul incantation. What can I do?"

Following the voice,

he saw Oscar beside a sausage cart, unshaven and scruffy.

So this was where the plot had reached.

As a foodie, he wasn't even afraid of Stinky Tofu, virgin boy eggs, or worm jelly.

Would he be scared of a single soul incantation?

He reached out, took a sausage, and bit through its springy casing. Fragrance filled his mouth.

He swallowed it.

A warm current spread from his stomach, making him feel quite comfortable.

First Hong gave Oscar a thumbs-up.

"Such delicious sausages. Bring me one every day from now on."

Everyone present was stunned.

Was he really that brave?

Only Oscar was moved to tears. With a sliding tackle, he lunged at First Hong's thigh.

First Hong nimbly dodged him.

"We're both men, so don't pull that on me!" First Hong said disdainfully.

"Boohoo! Someone finally understands me!" Oscar choked out. "For someone with such good taste, the original price is five Copper Soul Coins each, but now you can pay thirty Copper Soul Coins a month and eat as many as you want!"

First Hong didn't think there was anything wrong with charging money.

They had only just met. Why should Oscar let him freeload?

—Except for the two God Kings of Destruction.

But...

He took out his Gold Card and shrugged helplessly.

"I don't have any small change. Can you break this?"

Oscar: ↓

Σ(っ￥o￥)っ

As expected of Flender's adopted son, his greed for money was exactly the same.

But Oscar's expression soon turned bitter.

"If it were one Gold Soul Coin, that'd be manageable. But this Gold Card... I can't make change for it."

"Then I'll owe you for now."

First Hong put away the Gold Card.

It wasn't that he wanted to freeload. Oscar simply didn't have the means to take his money.

Oscar looked as though he wanted to cry but had no tears.

The money was right there, but he couldn't get his hands on it.

It hurt!

"Ugh—" Ning Rongrong said disdainfully. "You're selling that thing for money? I wouldn't eat it even if you gave it to me for free!"

Oscar's expression froze as he looked unhappily at Ning Rongrong.

Even if she was a pretty little girl, it was hard to like someone with such a sharp tongue.

"That's not true."

First Hong cut in—

"Those sausages should be his Soul Skill. They can heal injuries, restore Soul Power, and they taste excellent too."

"It's just a soul incantation. What's the big deal?"

"If a chef isn't handsome, does that mean the food he makes must taste bad?"

Ning Rongrong was left speechless.

And she still had a "deal" to complete with First Hong.

She couldn't just lose her temper.

All she could do was stomp her foot and glare viciously at Oscar.

"It's all your fault, you old man!"

"Hmph!"

Then she ran off.

Oscar stared at First Hong in confusion.

"No, is something wrong with that woman?"

"I didn't even say anything to her. Why did she curse at me?"

First Hong shrugged. Who knew?

He casually picked up another sausage and continued eating with relish.

"God of Speed": Xiao Ao and Rongrong now hate the sight of each other. It'll probably be hard for them to get together later.

"God of Speed": Kid, did you take a liking to Rongrong too and deliberately drive a wedge between them?

Now it was First Hong's turn to be dumbfounded.

Wasn't Ning Rongrong the one being arrogant and flying off the handle at the slightest provocation?

How did it become something I did on purpose?

The sausage really is delicious. Was I wrong to defend it?

That's slander!

"God of Speed": Fine, fine. I was being oversensitive.

"God of Speed": Anyway, after they went to the God Realm, they've been living apart for nearly three thousand years. Looks like they're about to split up too.

"God of Speed": Tang San even took Rongrong to bully my descendant some time ago. Not a shred of sisterly affection!

"God of Speed": Can you beat Tang San up too while you're at it?

When a big shot makes a request, of course I'll do my best to fulfill it.

Just wait for a good show.

First Hong clutched his stomach.

"I need to pee. Where's the toilet?"

"Xiao Ao, take him there," Dai Mubai said. "First Hong is exempt from the test, so it doesn't matter if he comes back later."

"Sure thing, Dai the Boss." Oscar grinned. "My name's Oscar. I'm a Shrek student too, so you can call me Senior."

"Okay, Xiao Ao." First Hong smiled. "Where's the toilet? It's urgent."

"Hey!"

Oscar laughed and pointed at First Hong, not bothered by the form of address.

He led First Hong away from the group and to a thatched hut.

It was not only the dry latrine commonly used in the countryside, but several pigs below were even craning their necks expectantly, waiting for First Hong to feed them.

Tsk!

First Hong opened the Livestream Vault and tapped rapidly.

Time to collect the harvest!