Douluo Livestream: My Audience is Full of Tang San's Enemies!
Chapter 48

Fresh, Juicy Golden Needle Mushrooms! Absorbing the Man Faced Demon Spider!

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First Hong was completely baffled.

His life and death were under someone else's control, and even his grandfather and grandmother had been dragged into it.

Why was she suddenly getting excited?

"God of Phoenix": Hahaha! I can tell the host has never tried a Soul Pill.

Oh? What's the deal with it? First Hong asked curiously.

"God of Phoenix": Soul Pills are sold to deities in the God Realm. Enhancing the body is only a side effect. Their main purpose is to make gods feel explosively good, leaving them blissed out as if they'd inhaled hallucinogenic Immortal Herbs.

Holy shit!

Was this the God Realm's version of opium?!

Looking again, Meng Yiran had her legs tangled together as she squirmed and whimpered, looking thoroughly unsatisfied.

Whale Rubber primarily enhanced the body, with arousal as a side effect.

Soul Pills primarily caused arousal, with enhancement as a side effect!

Even Flender's gaze had turned strange.

This stuff...

No matter how he looked at it, it was seriously improper!

"Sir!" Meng Shu asked anxiously. "What is going on? Is there something wrong with the Soul Pill you gave her?"

This thing isn't addictive, is it? First Hong hurriedly asked.

"God of Phoenix": It is in the beginning, but once you eat enough Soul Pills and develop a resistance, you won't crave them anymore.

I see.

That was still acceptable.

"It's only a minor side effect." First Hong said casually. "Feed her a few more Soul Pills. Once she's full, she'll be fine."

Meng Shu clearly did not believe him.

But what else could he do?

He hurriedly poured out more Soul Pills and continued feeding them to Meng Yiran.

"Mmm~~~"

Meng Yiran revealed a blissful expression, but she soon began writhing again.

It had to be said, Meng Yiran's martial soul was the Serpent Cane, and her body was nearly as flexible as a snake's. The way she twisted carried a unique charm.

Flender silently turned away and went to help Xiao Wu dig Tang San out of the ground.

One Soul Pill after another was fed to her, until the ninth one.

Meng Yiran finally stopped "asking for more." Drenched in sweat, she lay on the ground and stared blankly at the sky.

She was exhausted senseless.

Meng Shu and Chao Tianxiang let out long breaths. At least she had stabilized.

Whoosh—

Whoosh—

Amid a series of rushing sounds, Zhao Wuji and the rest of the main group finally arrived.

The sight of the headless Titan Giant Ape left all of them stunned!

He really...

He really killed it?

Thud!

Thud!

With two dull impacts, Dai Mubai and Oscar rolled several times before collapsing onto the ground, unwilling to get back up.

A faint green glow seeped from beneath their robes, around their feet.

—While using the Flying Soul Tool, the Barefoot Shoes had been running at full power!

But with the situation forcing their hand, they could only grit their teeth and endure it.

Only the two of them knew

how agonizing it had been.

"Nine Color Goddess": Ah! I actually missed such wonderful torture?

"God of Speed": That is a bit of a shame. Host, find an excuse later and make them fly again.

User "God of Speed" sent a gift: "God-Given Spirit Ring" ×5

"Nine Color Goddess": That could work! If you perform well then, I'll send the host some tips!

User "Nine Color Goddess" sent a gift: "God-Given Spirit Ring" ×5

Got it! First Hong said with a smile. I'll definitely arrange it properly!

"Nine Color Goddess": Looking forward to it. I'll be waiting.

"God of Speed": Same.

"God of Phoenix": No rush on that. Everyone's here now, so hurry up and begin!

"Nine Color Goddess": Feed Tang San a handful of those weed-like golden needle mushrooms to perk him up.

"God of Emotion": Use the golden needle mushrooms they processed!

Everyone, watch closely.

At his side,

Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong stood to his left and right. The former reached out to feel around him, while the latter swept her gaze over him.

"I told you, I'm fine." First Hong said with a smile.

Zhu Zhuqing naturally withdrew her hand, her cool gaze shifting aside.

She had been so anxious earlier that she had touched him without thinking. Looking back on it now, that really was...

"Hehe! Zhuqing was the most worried about you." Ning Rongrong teased. "The moment I saw that Titan Giant Ape's corpse, I knew it. You must have people around you too."

She was implying that First Hong had a protector.

Although Ning Rongrong had run away from home, she knew that sect experts had followed her. Otherwise, how could Ning Fengzhi possibly have been at ease?

First Hong merely smiled and did not explain further.

He walked over to the limp Tang San.

After a fierce battle, the pressure from that aura, and then the suppression of divine sense,

it was already impressive that he had not passed out on the spot.

First Hong took out a handful of golden needle mushrooms and looked at Dai Mubai and Oscar.

"Do you have any ready-made ones? Want to trade with me?"

Ready-made ones?

What ready-made ones?

Dai Mubai was still dazed and had not reacted.

Oscar had already dashed forward and pulled a clay jar out from his crotch—the Fundoshi, being a low-grade divine artifact, contained a storage space.

First Hong took half a step back, distancing himself from that clay jar.

He pointed at Tang San.

"Stuff this good stuff into him, and he'll be lively again in no time."

Oscar hesitated.

Feed Tang San this stuff?

He had just—

First Hong shook the "fresh golden needle mushrooms" in his hand. Didn't he want to trade?

Oscar gritted his teeth!

At least he could have a fresh bite.

Sorry, Tang San. You won't know anyway, so you definitely won't mind!

"I'll feed him right away!"

He reached into the clay jar and pulled out some "fresh, juicy" golden needle mushrooms—of course they had to be rinsed clean first.

After shaking off the "dipping water," he brought them to Tang San's mouth.

"This is grass from the God Realm. It'll be greatly beneficial for your injuries."

Hearing that, Tang San immediately opened his mouth.

How could he miss Immortal Herbs delivered right to his mouth?

He chewed with all his might, yet he simply could not bite through them.

Having received the new golden needle mushrooms, Oscar saw this and reminded him—

"You can't chew through golden needle mushrooms. Just swallow them raw."

Tang San did not doubt him.

Different Immortal Herbs had different methods of consumption. That was perfectly reasonable.

It was just that...

Why did this thing smell sour and foul?

No!

How could Immortal Herbs possibly smell sour and foul?

He must have been too exhausted and was hallucinating.

Gulp!

He swallowed it down with difficulty.

Tang San immediately circulated the Mysterious Heaven Skill, drawing a large amount of energy from the golden needle mushrooms to strengthen his meridians and internal organs.

Good stuff!

"God of Speed": He actually looks like he's enjoying it. If he knew how it was made, his expression would definitely be more interesting.

"Nine Color Goddess": The host can find a chance to tell him.

"God of Phoenix": Once he shits it out, shouldn't he notice?

"God of Speed": Huh? Who would analyze that stuff for no reason?

"God of Phoenix": Eh? Don't you look back after taking a dump?

"Nine Color Goddess": Fatty, you're disgusting! Why would you look at that stuff?

"God of Emotion": Uh... I used to look too. You can judge your body's general condition from its shape and color.

"Nine Color Goddess": Stop talking! Disgusting!

"God of Speed": Then Tang San might really discover it?

Heh!

There was such a saying?

First Hong looked toward Meng Yiran. She had already recovered somewhat.

The head she had once held high in pride now hung low.

Under Meng Shu and Chao Tianxiang's soothing, she had no choice but to accept the reality of "losing her freedom."

Fortunately, there was the Ten-Year Agreement. At least she had something to look forward to and would not fall into despair.

Seeing this, First Hong gave the order—

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