Douluo Livestream: My Audience is Full of Tang San's Enemies!
Chapter 9

The 100,000 Year Soul Bone Swindled from Tang Hao! God King of Destruction Drops a Bombshell!

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The 100,000 Year Soul Bone Swindled from Tang Hao! God King of Destruction Drops a Bombshell!

Tang Hao was about to hack off his limbs and carve out his bones, but First Hong merely frowned in disdain.

"Who wants something stripped off your body?"

"If my family finds out, they'll think I'm too poor to survive."

Tang Hao sharply inhaled.

What did that mean?

He was already prepared to sever his limbs and carve out his bones, and this kid was still looking down on him?

"Since you have a Ninth Spirit Ring, you must have a 100,000 Year Soul Bone too, right?"

First Hong said with a smile—

"And since there can only be one Clear Sky Douluo per generation, the Clear Sky Sect's inherited spirit bones must be on you. Your spirit bones must have been filled long ago."

"So that 100,000 Year Soul Bone is still around, right?"

"What, would you rather sever your own hands and feet than leave it for your son?"

"That's assuming he can live until then."

A threat!

A naked, blatant threat!

Tang Hao's eyes turned bloodshot, and he nearly ground his teeth to dust!

Why had he been so stupid as to come here and show off?

Now look what it had cost him.

The 100,000 Year Blue Silver Emperor Right Leg Bone, or his son?

There was no need to choose.

"I-I'll go back and get it. It'll take some time," Tang Hao said through gritted teeth.

"It's fine. I'll stay right here." First Hong said casually, "Oh, and I've already left marks on both you and Tang San. If I find that he's fled, you'd better be able to bear the price of breaking your promise~"

Crack!

Tang Hao finally couldn't hold back and bit a tooth apart.

This little bastard was really smart. He had actually guessed that Tang Hao intended to run!

But now that it had been exposed, did he still dare gamble on it?

Little San has Twin Martial Souls, and he has Innate Full Soul Power!

As long as he grows strong, he'll definitely avenge today's humiliation!

Endure it!

Today's hatred will be repaid a hundredfold someday!

Tang Hao consoled himself, his fury subsiding somewhat.

Then he said in a deep voice—

"I understand."

"The spirit bone will be delivered within half a month."

Then he limped away.

Leaving Flender and Zhao Wuji standing side by side, stiff and restrained.

They could not understand why First Hong had come to their backwater academy.

Had he run away from home too, just like Ning Rongrong?

They had never heard of any powerful faction on the Douluo Continent with the surname First.

"Sigh."

First Hong said helplessly—

"I originally wanted to get along with everyone as an ordinary person."

"But I ran into an idiot."

"Let's just pretend nothing happened tonight. From now on, we'll carry on as usual. How about it?"

Flender and Zhao Wuji answered with smiles.

The last person who had objected had lost a 100,000 Year Soul Bone.

They did not even have spirit bones. How could they dare object?

"Strange, I only came out to use the bathroom. How did I end up at the back mountain?" Zhao Wuji said honestly. "There's still Hot Pot cooking in the dormitory, so I'll get going."

Then he vanished in a flash.

"Ha!" Flender laughed awkwardly. "Li Yusong seems to be giving birth. I should go check on him."

He ran two steps, directly activated his Flight Soul Skill, spread his wings, and soared away.

"God of Speed": Hahaha! The teacher and dean are really good at making things up, huh?

"God of Speed": That old bastard Tang Hao's aggrieved expression when he didn't dare talk back was absolutely hilarious!

"God of Speed": Serves him right for acting high and mighty all day, putting on that senior's airs.

"God of Speed": We all passed our Divine Trials ourselves. That guy did nothing at all and relied entirely on Tang San pulling strings for him!

User "God of Speed" sent a gift: "God-Given Spirit Bone" ×1

"God of Speed": This is a new thing Craftsman God made. It condenses a spirit bone for whichever body part is needed, but the age is unstable. Don't absorb it yourself—find some lucky person to test it on.

Oh!

A novel little thing.

It can condense a spirit bone for whatever body part is needed, including External Soul Bones?

"God of Speed": In theory, yes, but who knows?

"God of Speed": And who knows who it was that decided godhoods had to have divine armor, and that divine armor had to evolve from spirit bones.

"God of Speed": Now, when godhoods in the God Realm have children, even if they only want to become the lowest-ranking God Officials, they have to get a full set of spirit bones. It's a huge hassle.

So there was such a rule.

Then—

"God King of Destruction 002": I established that rule back then in order to restrict the development of beast-type godhoods. Most of them cannot absorb spirit bones.

Whoa!

He had complained right in front of the person responsible.

"God of Speed":

"God of Speed": Greetings, God King. Please don't mind me, I was just... I mean...

Seeing how nervous he was, First Hong kindly reminded him—

This God King of Destruction isn't on the same timeline as you. He can't do anything to you.

And if nothing unexpected happens, Big Shot Number Two, you should be asleep right now, shouldn't you?

"God King of Destruction 002": Goddess of Life and I just ignited the power of creation to protect the God Realm's barrier. My strength is exhausted, and I have returned to my original form. I need to sleep for ten thousand years to restore my divine power.

"God King of Destruction 002": I did not expect this livestream to be so miraculous that I could still watch it while asleep.

"God King of Destruction 002": Unfortunately, Goddess of Life cannot enter, so I can only relay things verbally.

"God King of Destruction 002": The host said there is a sharing function. Could you teach me how to use it?

Uh, I'll figure it out in a moment. First Hong scratched his head. The livestream should theoretically be shareable, but this is my first day streaming. I need to take a closer look.

"God King of Destruction 002": Then I shall trouble you, Host.

User "God King of Destruction 002" sent a gift: "Goddess of Life's Blessing" ×1

Oh ho!

Thank you for the tip, Big Shot Number Two!

The host will go study it right away!

He sprinted back to his room.

Without forgetting to open the Livestream Vault and collect the rewards.

God-Given Spirit Bone: Condenses a spirit bone with a random body part and random age!

Huh?

Wasn't that a scam?

No wonder the God of Speed had told him not to use it and to find some lucky person to test it on.

Was that finding someone to screw over?

Hmm.

It had to be Tang San!

Goddess of Life's Blessing: Extends the blessed person's lifespan by ten thousand years and grants powerful vitality and healing abilities.

Oh my god!

That was ten thousand extra years of life just like that?

Vigorous life force surged through his body, giving him the feeling that even if his heart were pierced through, he could pull out the weapon and grow it back.

But he had no intention of testing that.

What if it was only an illusion?

In any case, his survival ability was maxed out now. He felt utterly secure.

He returned to the dormitory.

Oscar, who had been sitting cross-legged, opened his eyes in confusion.

"First Hong, when did you leave?"

"You were focused on cultivating, so I climbed out the window just now," First Hong replied casually. "Also, my surname is First, and my given name is Hong."

"I see. Then should I call you First?"

"That works."

"Then, First, I'll continue cultivating. Call me if you need anything."

"Go ahead."

As Oscar closed his eyes again, First Hong shifted his attention to the livestream.

Let this young master see what exactly was going on.

As a young man from the twenty-first century, when faced with unfamiliar new software, of course he would do this—click wherever he did not understand.

As long as he did not enter a password, nothing could go too wrong.

After some fiddling around, First Hong discovered that this livestream was seriously bare-bones!

It could not send lucky bags, could not Live Connect, could not kick people out, could not invite people in, and could not be shared.

It was practically an unfinished product.

But in the settings, he found something interesting—LV1 (31/100).

If it had levels, that meant it could be upgraded. Would there be new features in the future?

Very likely!

As for how to gain experience points—

First Hong glanced at the livestream. The God of Speed and God King of Destruction 002 were chatting away enthusiastically.

"God King of Destruction 002": If you can no longer work under Tang San, you may come under my command.

"God of Speed": Huh? Could you even take in all of us Shrek Seven Gods? Aren't you afraid we'd be fake defectors?

"God of Speed": Besides, we were able to become gods largely because of Tang San. Although he doesn't do things honorably, it isn't enough for us to change allegiance.

That was true.

Other than Oscar, the Shrek Seven Devils had indeed become gods largely thanks to Tang San.

But Tang San had not acted selflessly either. He merely had surplus resources and was cultivating helpers.

Each side got what it needed.

"God King of Destruction 002": That is because you do not know what that fellow has done in secret.

"God King of Destruction 002": Take the God of Phoenix, for example. He was originally favored by Fire God, a First-Level Godhood. It should have been nothing more than a formality.

"God King of Destruction 002": Yet Tang San used his God King authority to steal Fire God's Divine Origin, causing Fire God's divine position to be downgraded. That was why the Divine Trial failed.

"God King of Destruction 002": Tang San then divided the Divine Origin he stole between his mother and father, allowing them to rise directly to Second-Level Godhoods without undergoing any trials.

"God King of Destruction 002": And yet that Tang San shamelessly claimed he could not interfere with the workings of the God Realm, refusing to bring the God of Phoenix's beloved to the God Realm.

"God King of Destruction 002": In truth, he had just violated the rules and drawn my warning, so he did not dare act again.

First Hong's eyes widened.

So that was how it worked?

He had originally thought Ma Hongjun failed Fire God's trial because he had not worked hard enough.

He had not expected him to have been sabotaged.

That was pretty miserable.

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