Sister Xiao Wu's Plastic Senior Guidance Qualification Certificate

Nan Feng's face darkened as he stiffly turned his head, his kind gaze locking firmly onto Xiao Wu.

"You... itching for a beating?"

Feeling the dangerous aura radiating from Nan Feng, every hair on Xiao Wu's body stood on end.

"Dad, I was wrong!"

Xiao Wu surrendered faster than lightning!

Before her words had even faded, she lunged forward like a fledgling returning to its nest and tightly wrapped her arms around Nan Feng's waist.

Not only that, she pressed her fluffy little head against Nan Feng's chest and rubbed against him lightly and ingratiatingly, like a kitten.

"I really was wrong~~"

Xiao Wu raised her head, blinking her large eyes pitifully, her voice so soft it seemed ready to drip with water.

"I just... I just thought she was fun and wanted to tease her a little. How was I supposed to know that dumb dragon was so single-minded that she'd actually take all that nonsense seriously..."

Looking at the rogue rabbit in his arms, possessed by the spirit of drama and shamelessly acting cute, Nan Feng's fury deflated like a punctured balloon, vanishing in an instant.

He sighed helplessly and raised a hand. The forehead flick he had intended to give her ultimately turned into two gentle pats on Xiao Wu's fluffy head.

"Stop spouting nonsense and fooling them all the time."

Nan Feng warned her irritably, "They've only just come into contact with human society. Their thinking is straightforward—they'll really believe whatever you tell them. If you cause any trouble, I'll hold you responsible."

"Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm! I understand! I won't dare do it again!" Seeing that the alarm had been lifted, Xiao Wu immediately nodded obediently.

Zi Ji, who had witnessed the entire scene from the side, was completely dumbfounded.

What the hell?!

Zi Ji's violet