The Dormant Demon God: Xiao Wu's Heavy Punch

Nan Feng was just about to close his eyes and rest when he heard that. He instantly opened them, staring speechlessly at the woman on top of him, whose mind was full of filthy thoughts, with a face full of dark lines.

"Spank your butt?" Nan Feng twitched the corner of his mouth. "Do you think that kind of scene would be appropriate?"

"Spanking a child is called discipline—the dignity of an elder. Spanking a fully developed adult woman who's lived who knows how many years? That's called being a pervert, okay?!"

Seeing Nan Feng's serious expression, as though he were guarding against being saddled with the label of pervert, Sea Maiden couldn't help but burst out laughing.

She extended a slender, pale finger and lightly poked Nan Feng's chest, her tone carrying a hint of teasing pride. "If you can't bear to hit me, just say so. Why make excuses? I know you actually care about me deep down, right?"

Nan Feng was utterly speechless. Resigned, he closed his eyes and decided not to verbally spar with this female hooligan anymore.

"Everyone will still be playing on the island for a while. As the guide, take it easy. Don't cause any more trouble," Nan Feng instructed weakly with his eyes closed.

"Understood~" Sea Maiden answered with a smile, then abruptly changed the subject, her tone turning intensely gossipy. "Then... what's going on with you and Qian Renxue?"

Still lying on Nan Feng, she lifted her head to look at his jawline. "I saw everything clearly on the beach just now. You actually let her hug you so brazenly? That doesn't seem like your usual stay-away-from-strangers style."

At the mention of that, Nan Feng's head began to ache again, and he couldn't help letting out a long sigh.

"The old