Absurd! I Threw a Hundred Cheaters into Douluo
Chapter 164

I Really Just Came Here to Experience Life

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The corner of Gui Mengguan's mouth on the other side raised a knowing smile, and said in Soul Power's voice that only two people could hear, "And he is the most clichéd one. He just came to the system as Titled Douluo. I think he is a newbie and I want to train him to be the strongest Douluo Continent."

Oupai curled his lips and said with a look of disdain, "Tsk, it's this kind of pretentiousness again. I'm full level and don't stay well. I have to go to the novice village to torture the vegetables, and I still have to follow the original plot. It's really boring."

"That's right, in this situation, the system asks you to follow the plot, but you can't move anymore. We don't know how to develop the current plot." Qian Gujue only found it funny.

The uninformed Tang San was also thoughtful and difficult to understand.

He was about to leave but also stopped, with a look of extreme surprise on his face.

"Soul Douluo? Eighteen-year-old Soul Douluo?"

Tang San frowned, his eyes full of doubts. This is not consistent with common sense at all. Even if Twin Martial Souls has the best resources, it is impossible for him to reach the Soul Douluo state at the age of eighteen.

It seems that Suotuo City is also going to be lively.

Yunxiao couldn't help laughing when he saw Tang San looking like he was facing a formidable enemy. He slowly put away Soul Ring and the pressure, and the surrounding air returned to normal instantly.

"Don't be so nervous."

Yunxiao spread his hands and said in a relaxed tone, "I don't have any ill intentions, and I'm not here for Dean Locke. I just want to experience the life of an ordinary student."

He paused, his eyes swept over Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun and Oscar, and finally landed on Tang San. He said with a smile, "I heard that Shrek Academy only accepts monsters, not ordinary people. I think I should be considered a monster, and I am qualified to join Shrek, right?"

Tang San took a step back suddenly, and his right hand had already quietly held three poison-quenching Bone-Piercing Needles. His fingertips were glowing with cold light, and his eyes were as sharp as if he wanted to pierce Yunxiao: "I don't believe it."

He stared hard into Yun Xiao's eyes and said word by word, "Eighteen-year-old Soul Douluo, let alone being a student, you can submit an application to Wuhun Hall now, and a position of elder will be reserved for you. Even if you don't want to go to Wuhun Hall, Tiandou Empire, Xingluo Emperor Which of the royal academies in the country doesn't treat you like an ancestor? You've neglected being a good elder, you've neglected your glory and wealth, and you have to go to Shrek like us, which doesn't even have a proper classroom, and become an ordinary student who doesn't even have enough to eat?"

"There is no free lunch in the world." Tang San's voice was as cold as ice, "What are you trying to do?"

The gentle smile on Yunxiao's face finally faded away. He sighed helplessly and rolled his eyes in his heart.

[System, system, look at the situation now! The plot has collapsed into pieces. Shrek has become Magic Academy's miscellaneous team. It's ridiculous for me to join! Untie it quickly, I want to go somewhere else to be cool!]

The cold mechanical sound immediately sounded in his mind without a trace of emotion:

[It is detected that the host is trying to evade the main mission. Warn once. Main mission: Join Shrek Academy and become a member of the Shrek Academy. The mission failed and two levels of Soul Power will be deducted.]

[Repeat, deduct two levels Soul Power]

Yunxiao twitched the corner of his mouth and scolded this broken system eight hundred times in his heart.

Deduct? Deduct your head! If I had known that the tie-tie system was such a retarded system, I shouldn't have been greedy for the benefits! It's better now, it's hard to get off the horse.

He took a deep breath, suppressed the irritability in his heart, and put a smile on his face again, but there was a hint of impatience in the smile, "Dean Tang, I have already said, I just want to experience the life of an ordinary student, and have no other purpose. Why are you so vigilant?"

"Experience life?" Tang San sneered, "Soul Douluo's life is not enough for you to experience, so you have to experience a life where you have to eat one meal without finishing the next meal? Do you think I am a three-year-old child?"

Seeing that Tang San is not getting enough oil and salt, Yunxiao is too lazy to pretend.

He took a step forward, and the pressure around him was released again. This time, all the pressure fell accurately on Dai Mubai.

"Since Dean Tang is so disrespectful," Yunxiao's voice deepened, and a cold light flashed in his eyes, "Then I can only talk in another way."

"Plop!"

Dai Mubai felt like a huge mountain was pressing down on him. His knees softened and he fell to the ground. His face was as pale as a sheet of paper in an instant, and a large amount of cold sweat flowed down his forehead. Even breathing became difficult. He could clearly feel that the other party's murderous intention was unabashedly locked on him. As long as the other party was willing, he could crush his throat in the next second.

"Don't! Don't do it!" Dai Mubai was so frightened that his voice changed. He pulled Tang San's clothes desperately and said almost crying, "Third brother! Let him join! Let him join! If he really wants something, there is no need to talk nonsense to us! The sum of us together is not enough for him to squeeze with one finger!"

Ma Hongjun and Oscar were so frightened that their calves twisted, and they nodded in agreement. "Yes, third brother! Boss Dai is right! Don't hold on! Isn't it just one more student? If he wants to be, let him be!"

"That's right! We don't have many people anyway, so one more person can help us with the work!"

Tang San looked at Dai Mubai who was shaking with fear and almost paralyzed on the ground, and then looked at Yunxiao's expression that said "I'll kill them all if you don't agree", and his teeth chattered.

He knew that Dai Mubai was telling the truth.

The opponent is Soul Douluo, who can crush them to death with ease. If he is really determined to join, he has no room to refuse. Not to mention that he is only level 33 now, even if he breaks through Soul Emperor, he cannot be an opponent of Soul Douluo.

If they really make the other party anxious, let alone saving Shrek, it's a question of whether they can walk out of this door alive today.

After a long time, Tang San slowly loosened his clenched fist, and Bone-Piercing Needles was also taken back by him. He stared at Yunxiao and squeezed out a few words through his teeth. "Okay, I agree with you to join."

"But the ugly words come first." Tang San's tone was cold, "After entering Shrek, you must abide by Shrek's rules. If you dare to cause trouble in the academy, no one will be able to help you..."

Yunxiao immediately put away his pressure, and a bright smile appeared on his face again, as if the murderous person just now was not him at all. "Don't worry, Dean Tang! I will definitely abide by the rules! I am just here to be a student quietly, and I will never cause trouble!"

Dai Mubai then breathed a sigh of relief and collapsed on the ground, breathing heavily. His back was completely wet with cold sweat.

In the pavilion not far away, Oupai was dumbfounded. He couldn't help but poked Gui Mengguan with his elbow. "Good guy! This way of threatening people is too direct! I thought he was going to argue with Tang San for a long time, but in the end he directly opened the knife with Dai Mubai and defeated the enemy with one move!"

Gui Mengguan crossed his arms and raised a playful smile at the corner of his mouth, "Otherwise? If you try to reason with a suspicious person like Tang San, you won't be able to explain it clearly until tomorrow. Fist still works, it is simple and crude, and the most efficient."

Tang San stood aside, frowning tightly, looking deeply at Yunxiao's back.

Eighteen-year-old Soul Douluo still had to squeeze out his head to join Shrek Academy, which was already in name only.

This matter is definitely not as simple as it seems on the surface.

He calmly took out a message Soul Tool, moved his fingertip Soul Power slightly, and an encrypted message was silently sent to Spirit City.

Suotuo City, here comes an uninvited guest.

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