Absurd! I Threw a Hundred Cheaters into Douluo
Chapter 43

"Scum Girl System" Xiao Wu

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The small dormitory was furnished with a row of connected beds, the bedding piled in a chaotic mess. In the clearing in the center, seven or eight half-grown boys stood in a circle, looking at the little girl standing in the middle with faces full of submission.

The little girl looked to be only six or seven years old. She wore her hair in a long scorpion braid that reached her waist and was dressed in a small pink dress. She was carved from jade, her large, watery eyes making her look like a nimble little rabbit, so adorable that one's heart could melt just looking at her.

At this moment, she was standing with her hands on her hips, shouting crisply at the boys around her: "I just beat all of you! From today on, I am the boss of Dorm Seven! You all have to listen to me, got it?"

This little girl was none other than Xiao Wu, who had just come from the Star Dou Forest and traveled all the way to report to Nuoding Academy.

The moment her voice fell, Tang San and Lin Yue pushed the door open and entered. A crisp "ding" suddenly rang out in Xiao Wu's mind, startling her so much that her footsteps faltered instinctively.

[Ding! Scum Girl System has detected two high-talent Soul Masters!] [Detection Target 1: Tang San, Innate Full Soul Power, Blue Silver Grass Martial Soul, Potential Rating: SSS-rank!] [Detection Target 2: Lin Yue, Innate Full Soul Power, War Spear Martial Soul, Soul Master realm, Potential Rating: SSS-rank!] [System Prompt: Host has successfully discovered two top-tier geniuses! Conquest progress initiated!]

Xiao Wu's eyes lit up instantly, and her breathing quickened.

She was not a reincarnator, nor a transmigrator; she was a native Hundred-Thousand-Year Soft Bone Rabbit from the Star Dou Forest who had taken human form.

Just one day before she completed her transformation and left the Star Dou Forest, she had accidentally bound herself to this thing called the "Scum Girl System."

At first, she had been full of resistance—what kind of "Scum Girl System" was this? It didn't sound like anything proper.

But the system soon let her taste the sweetness. Relying on the beginner tasks released by the system, she had made her two Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast brothers in the Star Dou Forest—the Sky Azure Bull Python Da Ming and the Titan Giant Ape Er Ming—devoted to her, heart and soul. She successfully obtained the perfect soul beast aura concealment item, which allowed her to travel all the way from the Star Dou Forest to Nuoding City without a hitch. Even if a Titled Douluo came, they wouldn't be able to see through her Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast origin.

And what she found most impossible to refuse was the system's core rule: A true "scum girl" does not discard her targets after conquering them; rather, she casts a wide net, managing multiple lines simultaneously. She ensures that all targets, even if they know you have countless other lovers, remain devoted to you, obedient to your every word, and willing to sacrifice everything for you.

There were no requirements for the targets, but the higher their talent and the greater their number, the more generous the rewards—with no upper limit!

The reward pool included not only Soul Power Level increases, soul ring age breakthroughs, top-tier compatible soul bones, and perfect soul beast aura concealment items, but even resurrection opportunities and godhood inheritance fragments!

As long as she conquered enough geniuses and had enough powerhouses devoted to her, she could not only live securely but also resurrect her mother, who had sacrificed herself to protect her, and even break through the hundred-level shackles to achieve true godhood!

She had been wondering why the system hadn't made a sound since she entered the academy. She had been thinking of using these ordinary people as fodder—after all, even a fly has meat—but who would have thought that the real high-value targets would appear just now!

Two top-tier geniuses, and one of them even had an SSS-rank rating from the system!

However, looking at Lin Yue standing beside Tang San, she felt a bit confused and couldn't help but mutter to the system in her heart: "System, there's another girl here? Are girls also within the scope of conquest?"

[System Prompt: Host, please remember: a true scum girl eats both men and women, regardless of race! Don't say just a girl with top-tier talent; even a Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast, a Titled Douluo, or a Limit Douluo—as long as they have high value, they are all within the scope of conquest!] [System Urgent Reminder: The Douluo Continent you are currently in is extremely hostile toward Hundred-Thousand-Year transformed soul beasts. The Human Alliance Declaration clearly states that once a transformed soul beast is discovered, all human soul masters on the continent shall join forces to execute it. Once your true form is exposed, endless hunting awaits you. Even Da Ming and Er Ming cannot protect you for a lifetime. If you want to survive, resurrect your mother, and become a god, don't worry about gender, age, or species. Conquer them, make them all your backing—that is the only true path!] [System Supplement: The more targets you conquer, the stronger your backing and the more generous your rewards. Even if the entire continent knows you have countless followers in the future, no one will dare to touch a hair on your head!]

Xiao Wu's heart settled instantly.

That's right. Whether they were male or female, human or beast, as long as it could help her resurrect her mother, make her strong enough to become a god, and allow her to live securely in this world full of malice toward soul beasts, conquering a few people was nothing!

Isn't it just making them like her and become devoted to her? In the Star Dou Forest, she could even keep those two notorious Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beasts, Da Ming and Er Ming, perfectly obedient. Was she afraid of two six-year-old children?

She immediately put away the fierce, hands-on-hips "boss" persona. A smile that was sweet enough to be cloying bloomed on her face, her large eyes curving into two crescent moons as she hopped and skipped toward Tang San and Lin Yue. She wasn't shy at all, familiarly grabbing their arms on either side, her soft little hands gripping them tightly. Her voice was as sweet as if it were coated in honey: "Wow, you two look so good! My name is Xiao Wu, the 'Wu' for dancing. I'm a student who just arrived at the academy."

The surrounding work-study students who had been prepared to acknowledge her as their boss were all stunned.

How did "Big Sister Xiao Wu," who had just been so domineering and beaten them all to the ground, suddenly become so soft and cute?!

Could it be that she judges people by their looks?

Lin Yue was taken aback by this sudden enthusiasm. She looked down at the little girl who only reached her shoulder, gazing into those watery, pure eyes. She felt inexplicably strange, but she still nodded and smiled: "We aren't here to stay; we were just passing by and came in to see what the commotion was. I'm Lin Yue, and he is Tang San."

Tang San was also made uncomfortable by Xiao Wu's excessive closeness and instinctively wanted to pull his arm back, but Xiao Wu's hands, while looking soft, were gripping him surprisingly tight.

He calmly activated his Purple Demon Eye to examine the little girl, but he only saw faint soul power fluctuations and a clean aura. He couldn't see anything unusual, only feeling that the little girl was exceptionally cute, though her eyes hid a sense of urgency he couldn't quite read.

Hearing them state their names, Xiao Wu smiled even more sweetly. She gently swayed their arms, acting coquettishly in a soft, tender voice: "Big Sister Lin Yue, Brother Tang San, so you are students of this academy too! I just arrived, I'm not familiar with anything, and I don't even know where the cafeteria is. Could you take me around to get familiar with the academy? I just won a bet against them and became the boss of Dorm Seven. From now on, if anyone in the academy dares to bully you, I'll cover for you!"

As she spoke, she puffed out her small chest, looking like a fearless little adult, so adorable that it made one's heart melt.

Watching her, Lin Yue couldn't help but laugh out loud. She felt the little girl was truly interesting and nodded immediately: "Sure, we don't have anything to do anyway and were just about to walk around the academy. We'll take you along."

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