The Suotuo City wind had just blown through the Shrek tattered gate, and Flender was carrying the freshly printed enrollment flyer, walking happily towards Suotuo City, shouting a few words at the top of his lungs from time to time.
"Good news, good news, Shrek Academy is about to enroll students. The school does not look at the background, whether you are a commoner or a noble. Martial Soul, the first theory in the mainland, Grandmaster, will teach you personally, and I will teach you to become the greatest Soul Master in the mainland!"
Wearing a fancy tuxedo and a pretentious expression, he looked like a counterfeit medicine seller on the street. People passing by looked sideways and whispered that this was probably not a scam academy. The time-travelers mixed in the crowd even suppressed their laughter until their stomachs ached. They took out melon seeds and ate them while watching the show.
"Look, look, Flender is starting to perform. This trick is even better than the Tianqiao storyteller!"
"It's so funny that Sanwu College dares to brag about its top-notch teaching. Does he really think Luolock is a fool to be attracted by this shabby stall?"
"Just wait for the Bu Le trio to take action. I have already prepared a reward for Gold Soul Coin. I must let these guys taste the pain!"
The time travelers whispered to each other, their laughter was very low, and their eyes were fixed on the Shrek courtyard door, hoping that Bu Le and the other three would appear quickly.
In the courtyard, Yu Xiaogang was holding the newly transcribed manuscript of Martial Soul Theory, pacing back and forth uneasily. From time to time, he peeked out through the crack of the door. All he could think of was the image of Luolock coming here to worship him as his disciple after seeing the flyer. He did not realize that the danger was quietly approaching.
After nightfall, Suotuo City became completely quiet, with only a few dim oil lamps left in Shrek's small courtyard. Flender and Yu Xiaogang went to bed early, while Zhao Wuji hugged the wine jar and slept soundly in the corner of the courtyard. His snoring made the tiles tremble slightly.
At the third watch, three black shadows came over the wall like Gui Mei. They were Bu Le, E Kao, and Tianya. The three of them were wrapped in black clothes, their faces covered, and they were carrying props prepared in advance. They tiptoed to the door of the room, moving as lightly as weasels stealing chickens, for fear of waking up Zhao Wuji, who was snoring loudly.
"Brother, this is the room. Yu Xiaogang and Flender sleep in separate rooms. Let's deal with Flender first. This guy is the most arrogant!" E Kao lowered his voice and pointed to the room on the left, his voice shaking with an uncontrollable smirk.
Bu Le nodded, took out a small packet of itching powder from his pocket, and took out a few ribbons dyed pink, and rubbed his hands obscenely. "Today we will follow the employer's instructions and 'entertain' these two Shrek teachers, let them also have a taste of being frivolous, do it!"
The three of them quietly pushed open the door of Flender's room. Snoring could be heard in the room, and Flender was lying on the bed with his arms and legs spread out, sleeping in an extremely indecent manner.
Bu Le rushed forward first, stuffed the anesthetic into Flender's mouth, and covered Flender's mouth. E Kao and Tianya held down his hands and feet, moving very fast and smoothly.
"Uh! Uh-huh!"
Flender woke up from his sleep in an instant and struggled desperately. His originally strong strength quickly lost strength under the influence of Bu Le and others' strong medicine. He could not move all over and could only groan. His eyes were wide open, full of fear.
Bu Le pulled off his mask, revealed a lewd smile, put it close to Flender's ear, pinched his throat and shouted in a weird voice, "Little Dede, don't struggle, brothers are here to love you~"
Tianya even pulled the pink ribbon with his hands, and gently tied Flender's hands and feet to the bedpost, and tied a bow specially. While tying it, he muttered, "Look at this tender skinned one, she is more delicate than the little girls in the city. She is really my good baby~"
E Kao quietly sprinkled itching powder on Flender's neck and waist, and took a feather and gently swept it over his face. His tone was so greasy that it made people's teeth hurt. "Little darling, tell me brother, what are you fooling around on the street during the day? Are you looking for a lover?"
Flender was itchy and frightened all over, his hands and feet were tied, his mouth was covered, he couldn't move, he couldn't even shout. The pink ribbon paired with his frightened expression made him look as funny as possible.
He had been deceiving others all his life, and he had never suffered such humiliation. However, the other party was playing gangster tricks. He didn't even have room to resist. He could only stare at the three of them with tears in his eyes, wishing he could find a crack in the ground to crawl in.
The three of Bu Le laughed a few times, and took out his big treasure in the eyes of Flender.
After struggling with Flender, the three of them tiptoed to Yu Xiaogang's room.
Yu Xiaogang was a light sleeper, and when he heard the noise and wanted to open his eyes, Bu Le covered his mouth. E Kao and Tianya followed suit, holding down his hands and feet, and even the manuscript in his arms was snatched away again.
"Dear little just now, we meet again. Have you thought about your brothers?"
Bu Le looked at Yu Xiaogang's pale face and smiled even more obscenely. He stretched out his hand and pinched his cheek. "I worked hard to write your Martial Soul Theory during the day. It was so hard. Now my brothers are going to reward you~"
Tianya snatched Yu Xiaogang's theory manuscript, tore a few pages and folded them into small paper flowers, put them in Yu Xiaogang's hair, and winked at him. "My little rose, you look really good with flowers, don't treat it as a theory anymore Grandmaster, follow our three brothers, be popular and drink spicy food~"
E Kao leaned into Yu Xiaogang's ear, imitating the tone of teasing the little girl before, and said in a tired voice, "You said before that you are not only the Pope's ex-boyfriend, but also Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan's young master. It's really wonderful. Our three brothers like you who have stories like you and are obedient, otherwise they will have to be more 'gentle' to you~"
Yu Xiaogang was so angry that he was shaking all over. He had paper flowers in his hair, his hands and feet were tied with soft silk ribbons, and a cloth was stuffed in his mouth. He couldn't even scream.
He had regarded his dignity as his life all his life, and now he was bullied again by three gangsters who molested a woman. It was more uncomfortable than killing him. Tears flowed down mixed with humiliation. His eyes were full of despair, but he didn't even have the strength to resist.
The three of them toiled in the house for two and a half hours. Before leaving, they did not forget to stick a note on the door of Flender's room, which said "Little Dede has been captured by us. If you don't accept it, come and fight." They also posted a note on the door of Yu Xiaogang's room, "Little Rose, be obedient. We will come again." Finally, they mixed half a jar of vinegar into Zhao Wuji's wine jar, and then they climbed over the wall and slipped away with satisfaction, laughing all the way.
Suotuo City The night wind carried moisture over Shrek's tattered courtyard wall. The three Bu Le who had been struggling most of the night had already disappeared without a trace, leaving only the mess in the courtyard, and Flender and Yu Xiaogang who were tied to the bed and humiliated until late at night before falling asleep.
It was just dawn, and Zhao Wuji, who was sitting on a stone bench in the corner of the yard, woke up first.
He was still hungover and his head was groggy. He reached out and grabbed the wine jar at his feet, pulled out the stopper and poured it into his mouth.
"Pfft--"
As soon as a sip of wine entered his mouth, Zhao Wuji suddenly spurted out. It was so sour that his whole face wrinkled into a bun, and his facial features were squeezed together. He spit it out for a long time, and his tongue was numb.
"Damn it! What the hell!"
Zhao Wuji stared at the wine jar in his hand, blew his beard and glared in anger, and threw it out. "This wine is as sour as old vinegar that has been soaked for three years, you damn Flender! Get out of here!"
This wine is a vintage wine that Flender said he bought from the best winery in Suotuo City a few days ago. It was specially brought to him, a brother who is a good wine drinker.
Drinking it now feels like jealousy. Zhao Wuji's first reaction was that Flender was greedy and bought fake wine to fool him!
ps: Still not very good at this kind of thing