Absurd! I Threw a Hundred Cheaters into Douluo
Chapter 95

Who did the two of you offend?

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He carried the wine jar and angrily rushed to the door of Flender's room. His palms as big as cattail leaf banged on the door panel, and his roar made the ash on the eaves fall down, "Flender! You stingy old man! Come out! Are you greedy for cheap and bought fake wine to fool me! If you don't give me an explanation today, I will destroy your poor yard!"

Flender in the room was awakened by the banging of the door. As soon as he opened his eyes, he remembered the nightmare last night - being covered by three masked men and binding his hands, giving him a mouthful of anesthetic, spreading itching powder all over his body, and being yelled at for a long time with greasy love and affection, while calling him "Xiao Dede".

The skin all over his body was still itchy, and his face was covered with red marks from scratching last night. The pink ribbon on his hands and feet was only half untied, and half of it was still wrapped around his wrists, hanging loosely.

Hearing Zhao Wuji's roar, Flender was anxious and panicked. He hurriedly tore off the ribbon on his wrist, grabbed a robe and put it on his body. He didn't even have time to smooth his hair, and stumbled to open the door.

"What are you yelling for! What are you howling for so early in the morning!" Flender opened the door and wanted to put on the airs of the dean to suppress Zhao Wuji's anger, but as soon as his dignified face was revealed, Zhao Wuji shut his mouth instantly, the hand holding the wine jar froze in the air, and his eyes were as wide as copper bells, staring straight at him.

I saw that Flender's hair was as messy as a chicken coop, his face and neck were covered with dense red marks, his robe was draped crookedly on his body, the collar was open, and there were a few shallow scratches on his collarbone. The most outrageous thing was that there was half a pink ribbon hanging on his wrist, which was dangling as he opened the door.

Zhao Wuji was stunned for three seconds, then he put the wine jar in his hand on the ground and looked at Flender up and down. The anger on his face disappeared without a trace in an instant, and was replaced by a knowing smirk. He moved forward in a low voice and spoke in a low voice.

"Okay, Lao Fu! I thought you were angry with me so early in the morning because you were busy having fun last night?"

"What nonsense are you talking about!"

Flender's face instantly turned red, and he covered his wrist with shame and anger, trying to hide the half of the pink ribbon. "I slept in the house last night and didn't go anywhere!"

"Pull you down!"

Zhao Wuji smiled even more happily and pointed at the red marks and ribbon on his face, "Do you think I'm blind? These marks and this pink ribbon are so fun? Tell me, which woman did you sneakily find last night to have fun in the courtyard? Where is she hiding? Let me have a look, brother?"

He had lived with his brother Flender for most of his life and had never seen him look so embarrassed and ambiguous. He just thought that he secretly found his sweetheart to come to the courtyard last night and played some fancy tricks. He didn't think about being bullied at all.

Flender was speechless by what he said and was so angry that he was shaking all over. But what happened last night was so humiliating that he couldn't tell Zhao Wuji in detail.

That he was a dignified Soul Sage who was tied to the bed and tortured for half the night by three gangsters who teased a little girl? If he said this, he would never think about raising his head again in his life!

"I didn't! Stop talking nonsense!" Flender gritted his teeth, his face turned as red as pig liver, and he was about to forcefully bring the topic back to fake wine. In the room next door to Yu Xiaogang, there was suddenly a muffled whimpering sound, and the sound of something falling to the floor.

The two of them were stunned at the same time, and turned to look at Yu Xiaogang's door.

"What's wrong with Xiaogang?" Flender's heart skipped a beat and he forgot to say goodbye to Zhao Wuji. He quickly turned around and patted Yu Xiaogang's door, "Xiaogang? Are you okay? Open the door!"

There was no response in the room, only intermittent, muffled gasps.

Flender was even more panicked, and without caring about anything else, he raised his foot and kicked the door. With a "clang", the weak wooden door was kicked open.

As soon as the door opened, the scene in the room came into view instantly. Flender froze on the spot. Zhao Wuji came over to take a look. He was stunned for a moment, and then burst into deafening laughter. He couldn't stand up with laughter. He squatted on the ground holding his stomach and almost burst into tears.

I saw Yu Xiaogang curled up in the corner of the bed, with several paper flowers folded from his Martial Soul Theory manuscript stuck in his hair, crookedly placed on his head, his underwear was torn in tatters, and charcoal was used on his face. He had a mustache, his eyes were red, and his eyes were as hollow as if he had lost his soul. He was clutching the quilt tightly, and his whole body was shaking. There were torn manuscripts scattered on the ground, as well as a few pink ribbons of the same style as those in the Flender room.

"Oh my God! Hahahahaha!" Zhao Wuji laughed so hard that he slapped his thigh, pointed at Yu Xiaogang, and said breathlessly to Flender, "Hezuo... Hezuo, you are not the only one? Is Xiaogang also having fun with you? No, Laofu, you two are playing too wild, aren't you? You even draw beards and put paper flowers on others?"

"Shut up!" Flender finally couldn't stand it any longer and roared angrily. He rushed into the room and hurriedly pulled off the paper flowers on Yu Xiaogang's head and wiped the charcoal marks on his face with his sleeves. "Xiao Gang! How are you? Did you also..." last night?

Yu Xiaogang looked at Flender, and his lips trembled for a long time. The humiliation and collapse accumulated all night finally gave out, and he cried out, "Flender, I was plotted against again! Last night, three masked men broke in and took me... and me..."

Before he finished speaking, he covered his face, his shoulders shook violently, and he could no longer speak.

Flender's heart sank, and he instantly realized that he was not alone in suffering, Yu Xiaogang was also bullied by the group in the same way!

And Zhao Wuji's jar of wine that turned sour must have been caused by that group of people!

Zhao Wuji finally stopped laughing. The amusement on his face disappeared in an instant. He stood up suddenly and his eyes suddenly became sharp. "What? Masked man? Didn't you play it yourself? Did someone break in and... bully you two?"

Only then did he see clearly that Yu Xiaogang's clothes had been forcibly torn apart, the tables and chairs in the room had overturned to the ground, and the manuscripts were scattered on the floor. He didn't look like a romantic and happy person at all. He had clearly been robbed and humiliated!

Flender turned pale and turned around to rush out of the room. He immediately saw the crooked piece of paper taped to his door, which read, "Little Dede has been captured by us. If you don't accept it, come and fight~"

Then he turned to look at the door of Yu Xiaogang, and there was also a picture posted. "Little Rose, be obedient, we will come again~"

The handwriting on the two notes was obscene and arrogant. Flender's eyesight went dark when he saw it, and he almost fainted on the spot.

"Damn it! What kind of bastard dares to break into my Shrek Academy and run wild!"

Zhao Wuji was instantly angry, and Soul Sage's pressure was released without reservation, causing the whole yard to tremble slightly. "I'm going to Suotuo City right now, find those three bastards, and skin them!"

"Don't go!"

Flender called out to him quickly, his face turned pale and red, and his voice was trembling. "You are making trouble now because you want everyone in Suotuo City to know that Xiaogang and I were humiliated by three ruffians who used tricks to tease women?! Do you want us and Shrek Academy to become the laughing stock of the entire continent?!"

Zhao Wuji stopped for a moment and froze on the spot.

He is a rough guy who only wants to take revenge and vent his anger, but has never thought about this level.

If this matter really gets serious, and word gets out that Shrek Academy's dean and chief theory teacher were broken into the door in the middle of the night and bullied in a hooligan manner all night long, then Shrek will be completely ruined. Not to mention enrolling students, they won't even be able to stay at Suotuo City.

Yu Xiaogang also walked out of the room. Although the paper flowers in his hair had been torn off, the charcoal marks on his face had not been wiped clean. His eyes were full of resentment and humiliation, but he still gritted his teeth and said, "You can't make it public... You must not make it public... If this matter gets out, I will never be able to hold my head up in my life..."

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