Super God Water

Heh... men. You've been toyed with by the system again. Bai Xiaoqi sneered inwardly.

This mysterious Treasure Chest System likely knew of his true origins. Knowing full well that he was a woman, it still offered such a gender-swapping option; the sheer malice of this system was evident.

He feared that this wicked little system bitch wouldn't even need to do anything else, just provide a voice prompt: 'The Three-Tailed Fox has changed gender according to the host's wishes.'

He truly wondered what kind of expression his foolish master would have once he realized he had lost so much wealth and wasted a golden opportunity to increase his strength for nothing.

Yet, Bai Xiaoqi, who already knew the truth, could not offer this foolish master any hints...

He could only watch helplessly as the other party stretched that lowly right hand toward the devil...

Finally, he pressed the first option: 'Re-customize the gender of the Three-Tailed Fox "Bai Xiaoqi".'

"It's over... perhaps this is just another test from the system. Clearly, the foolish master failed it. Perhaps he will be erased too... or maybe it's just another prank by this system... or perhaps it just wanted to be lazy and deceive this idiot master. Who knows? It doesn't matter anymore. Regardless, I... am always the sacrificial lamb." Bai Xiaoqi's eyes dimmed.

"Ding-dong! The Three-Tailed Fox 'Bai Xiaoqi' will be forcibly sent to the Summoning Space in 30 seconds to evolve into a Six-Tailed Fox. The estimated evolution period is one month. During this time, the Three-Tailed Fox cannot be summoned."

Hearing the system prompt, Xian Yu looked at the exhausted Three-Tailed Fox, who had just experienced a rollercoaster of emotions, and smiled: "Surprised? Unexpected?"

Bai Xiaoqi was clearly stunned. Wait! It was an evolution? Not a sex change?

"Why?" She was very confused. She had clearly seen Xian Yu reach out and touch the first option: "Re-customize the gender of the Three-Tailed Fox 'Bai Xiaoqi'."

Young Master Xian Yu gave a playful smile, glancing seemingly unintentionally at the chest of the massive fox in front of him: "Heh heh, my foolish little Qiqi, system options are controlled by intent, not by my right hand. That system bitch tried to screw me again! Luckily, this young master is sharp. Trying to play word games with me? Even if I had re-customized the gender, wouldn't it still be flat..."

Bai Xiaoqi froze: "???"

But then, noticing Xian Yu looking at the brown-red fox fur on her chest, she realized what he meant and shouted angrily: "How can one rule the world without a flat chest!"

Xian Yu curled his lip in disdain: "How can one gather the hearts of the people without a large bust?"

The fox was instantly defeated, wearing a look of utter grief, acknowledging that his logic was so sound she couldn't even refute it.

Soon, the 30 seconds passed in a flash, and the massive fox was enveloped by a circle of black runes and vanished.

Xian Yu didn't delay any longer and reached out his right hand again, touching the Bronze Treasure Chest.

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining Bronze Treasure Chest x1."

Young Master Xian Yu rubbed his hands together, bowed respectfully toward the west, and said: "Open the Bronze Treasure Chest."

He had already deduced from the prices of the previous Black Iron, Silver, and Golden Treasure Chests that the Bronze Treasure Chest should only cost 150 Diamonds to open.

And currently, his balance was 439 Diamonds.

"Ding-dong, opening the Bronze Treasure Chest requires 150 Diamonds. Confirm opening?"

Xian Yu was instantly overjoyed. His guess was spot on!

"Open, open, confirm opening!"

The previous two Black Iron Treasure Chests had yielded the Three-Tailed Fox and the Five Thunders Method: Palm Thunder.

He wondered what this higher-tier Bronze Treasure Chest would yield?

Young Master Xian Yu was extremely expectant!

"Congratulations to the host for opening the Bronze Treasure Chest and obtaining one bottle of Super God Water from Dragon Ball."

Eh! The ancients often said that when things reach their peak, they decline. My luck has hit rock bottom, so is the system finally done screwing me over?

Xian Yu had a vague impression of the Super God Water from Dragon Ball; it seemed to be a treasure capable of greatly stimulating the body's potential!

However, he didn't seem to hear a 'ding-dong' this time? Could it be that a treasure like the Super God Water wasn't considered top-tier in the Bronze Treasure Chest category?

But it didn't matter; this was exactly what he needed most—something that could greatly enhance his own strength.

"Finally, I can take a rocket ship to the top! I'm so moved!" Xian Yu felt a sense of bitterness finally turning into sweetness.

If I drink it, will I become Kage-level immediately? Hmm... probably not, but reaching Jonin-level would be good too.

However, he didn't know if the Super God Water only strengthened the body to improve his taijutsu, or if it could also increase his chakra.

"Ding-dong! Ding-dong! Ding-dong! Detected that the host is about to die if the system does not intervene."

This time, three consecutive 'ding-dongs' scared Xian Yu so much he nearly fell on his butt.

This was the first time since the dawn of time.

Nani! What the hell? Xian Yu was startled by the sudden voice prompt!

What happened? The host is about to die?

Xian Yu immediately assumed a combat stance, vigilantly scanning his surroundings for any hidden dangers.

Now that Xiaoqi had returned to the Summoning Space to evolve, he couldn't summon her for a month. This was his most vulnerable moment.

"Ding-dong! Given that the host does not seem to have watched Dragon Ball carefully, a special reminder: those who drink the Super God Water must first have a pure heart, otherwise they will be poisoned to death by the Super God Water."

For once, the Treasure Chest System actually said a lot at once.

Damn it! Xian Yu was instantly enraged!

"System bitch, beating around the bush to call me impure, is that fun?" Today, Xian Yu had repeatedly broken his limits of anger. This damn system bitch was truly like it had maxed out a god-tier 'Taunt' skill, and a passive one at that!

However, what could he do... life had to go on, so of course, he had to forgive it...

Composing himself, Xian Yu searched the storage room unwillingly, hoping to find some jewelry, ornaments, or silver notes.

However, the result left him disappointed. There was nothing there, just a clear, empty view.

Silently putting away the Super God Water—which he looked at with longing but dared not drink, or rather, could not drink—Xian Yu felt his eyes grow moist.

"I remember in the original work that Wukong drank the Super God Water. It seems only a pure, protagonist-type character like him can drink it. Does such a person really exist in this world? Although Naruto Uzumaki is invincible with his Talk-no-Jutsu, whether he can reach such a standard of purity is a question mark. No! That's not right..." Xian Yu suddenly recalled something and said with a suspicious look, "Naruto, who could develop the Sexy Technique... can he really drink this Super God Water?"

Xian Yu highly suspected that this bottle of Super God Water might just rot away in his inventory space.

If there were a review system, Xian Yu would definitely write a thousand-word long-form review for this Bronze Treasure Chest opening service!

Using professional troll terminology, he would write a negative review without a single dirty word, and without even repeating a single phrase.

He wondered, if he really did that, the Treasure Chest System wouldn't have a function to send him a razor blade, would it?

"Ding-dong, it does."