Super God Water

Heh... men. The system had played you for a fool again. Bai Xiaoqi sneered inwardly.

The mysterious Treasure Chest System probably knew all about her origins. It knew perfectly well she was a woman, yet still offered an option to change her gender. You could imagine just how malicious the system was.

That malicious little system bitch probably wouldn't have to do anything at all. It would only need to add a voice prompt: "The Three-Tailed Fox's gender has been changed as the host wished."

She really had no idea what expression this foolish master would make when he found out he'd lost so much wealth and wasted an opportunity to increase his strength.

But Bai Xiaoqi, who already knew the truth, couldn't give her foolish master any warning...

She could only watch helplessly as he stretched that despicable right hand toward the devil...

And finally pressed the first option: "Redefine the gender of the Three-Tailed Fox 'Bai Xiaoqi.'"

"It's over... Maybe this is another test from the system. Obviously, my foolish master failed. Maybe he'll be erased too... Or maybe this is just another prank by the system... Or maybe it's just feeling lazy and trying to fool this idiot master. Who knows? It doesn't matter. Either way, I... am the one who gets sacrificed." Bai Xiaoqi's eyes dimmed.

"Ding! In 30 seconds, the Three-Tailed Fox 'Bai Xiaoqi' will be forcibly sent to the Summoning Space to evolve into a Six-Tailed Fox. Estimated evolution period: one month. The Three-Tailed Fox cannot be summoned during this time."

Hearing the system's prompt, Xian Yu smiled at the exhausted fox, who had just been through emotional highs and lows. "Surprised? Didn't see that coming?"

Bai Xiaoqi was clearly stunned. Wait! Evolution? Not a gender change?

"Why?" she asked, perplexed. She had clearly seen Xian Yu reach out and touch the first option: "Redefine the gender of the Three-Tailed Fox 'Bai Xiaoqi.'"

Xian Yu gave a mischievous smile, then seemingly without thinking glanced at the chest of the enormous fox before him. "Heh heh, my foolish little Xiao Qi, the system options are controlled by thought, not by my right hand. That little system bitch tried to trick me again! Luckily, I'm clever. Trying to fool me with a wording trap? Redefining your gender doesn't change the fact that you're still flat..."

Bai Xiaoqi froze. "???"

But when she noticed Xian Yu looking at the reddish-brown fur on her chest, she understood. She snapped, "How can you conquer the world if you don't have a flat chest?"

Xian Yu curled his lip in disdain. "How can you win people's hearts if your breasts aren't huge?"

The fox was instantly defeated, her face full of despair. She had to admit that made so much sense she couldn't refute it.

Before long, the 30 seconds were up. The enormous fox vanished, enveloped in a circle of black runes.

Xian Yu didn't waste any more time. He reached out his right hand again and touched the Bronze Treasure Chest.

"Congratulations, host. You have obtained x1 Bronze Treasure Chest."

Xian Yu rubbed his hands together, then respectfully bowed toward the west. "Open the Bronze Treasure Chest."

Based on the prices of the Black Iron, Silver, and Golden Treasure Chests, he had already worked out that opening a Bronze Treasure Chest should cost only 150 diamonds.

And he still had 439 diamonds.

"Ding! Opening the Bronze Treasure Chest will consume 150 diamonds. Confirm?"

Xian Yu was overjoyed. He'd guessed right!

"Open it, open it! Confirm!"

The previous two Black Iron Treasure Chests had yielded the Three-Tailed Fox and the Five Thunders Method: Palm Thunder.

He wondered what this higher-grade Bronze Treasure Chest would contain.

Xian Yu was filled with anticipation!

"Congratulations, host. You have opened a Bronze Treasure Chest and obtained one bottle of Dragon Ball Super God Water."

Huh! The ancients often said that prosperity was followed by decline. Had I finally been unlucky enough for the system to stop screwing with me?

Xian Yu vaguely remembered the Super God Water from Dragon Ball. It seemed to be a treasure that could greatly unlock the body's potential!

But this time, he hadn't heard a "Ding!" Maybe a treasure like Super God Water wasn't anything special, even at the Bronze Treasure Chest tier?

But never mind. It was exactly what he needed: something that could greatly increase his strength.

"I can finally ride a rocket for once! I'm so moved!" Xian Yu felt as though his suffering had finally paid off.

Would drinking it make him Kage Level right away? Hmm... probably not. But reaching the level of a Jonin would be great, too.

Still, he didn't know whether the Super God Water would only strengthen his body and greatly improve his Taijutsu, or whether it would increase his chakra as well.

"Ding! Ding! Ding! It has been detected that the host will soon die if the system does not intervene."

The three consecutive dings startled Xian Yu so badly he nearly fell on his butt.

This was a first in the history of the world.

What the heck?! Xian Yu was badly startled by the sudden voice prompt!

What happened? The host was about to die?

Xian Yu immediately assumed a battle stance and warily scanned the area for any hidden dangers.

Xiao Qi had now returned to the Summoning Space to evolve and couldn't be summoned for a whole month. This was when he was at his weakest.

"Ding! Since the host does not seem to have watched Dragon Ball carefully, here is a reminder: Anyone who drinks the Super God Water must first have a pure heart, or they will be poisoned to death by it."

This time, the Treasure Chest System had actually said quite a lot all at once.

Damn it! Xian Yu instantly flew into a rage!

"System bitch, do you have to insult me by implying I'm impure?" Xian Yu had pushed the limits of his anger again and again today. This damn system bitch was just like it had learned a divine-level Taunt skill. A passive one, at that!

But what could he do...? Life had to go on. Naturally, he'd have to forgive it...

After collecting himself, Xian Yu searched all over the storage room, unwilling to give up, hoping to find some more jewelry, silver, or banknotes.

But the result disappointed him. There was nothing at all. The whole room was bare.

He silently put away the Super God Water, which he longed to drink but didn't dare—or rather, couldn't—drink. Xian Yu's eyes grew damp.

"I remember Wukong drank the Super God Water in the original story. Looks like only a protagonist-type character as pure as Wukong can drink it. Does anyone like that really exist in this world? Naruto Uzumaki may be invincible when it comes to talk no jutsu, but whether he's pure enough to meet that standard is still a question mark, right? No! Wait..." Xian Yu suddenly remembered something and looked suspicious. "Could Naruto, who came up with the Sexy Technique... really drink this Super God Water?"

Xian Yu seriously suspected that this bottle of Super God Water might end up rotting in his inventory.

If there were a rating system, Xian Yu would definitely write a thousand-word review for this Bronze Treasure Chest opening service!

He'd leave a professional-grade negative review without a single swear word, or even a repeated word.

If he really did that, the Treasure Chest System probably couldn't send him a knife in the mail, could it?

"Ding! There's..."