Incestuous Twins (Gross Content Warning)
The Tinderbox is undoubtedly a powerful item. It can summon three different large dogs: bronze, silver, and gold. These dogs are absolutely obedient to the Tinderbox's master. The most powerful of these, the gold coin dog, is like a giant monster, with eyes the size of a round tower.
Of course, it also has two weaknesses. One is the queen's Charm Apron next to it. That kind of apron is particularly in line with the aesthetic of monsters like the three big dogs. It has a strange magic that makes them stand still.
The other is the owner of the Tinderbox. Previously, when the old village chief faced the Wendigo, there were too many of them, and the three dogs simply couldn't handle them. Faced with the fearless Wendigo, the old village chief could only face two months of imprisonment.
"This... this kind of monster is almost equivalent to Rank A, although it doesn't have that kind of territorial harm." Fred was shocked. This monster, and those black mists. "You bastards from the other teams, come here right now!"
He roared at Fred again, swinging the giant iron ball once more, his spiritual light overflowing and releasing wildly. "So what if I'm big! Take my Chain Fire Meteors!"
The giant iron ball rubbed against the air, and the entire ball turned red-hot. The gale blew away all the dust around Fred, and the iron chain slowly lengthened. The gale around him almost formed a tornado, and a huge, red-hot iron ball could be seen flying in it.
The golden retriever's fur was blown backward by the wind, and then it barked wildly at the sky. It sounded as if countless gold coins were clattering all around. No, not as if, but as if the golden retriever's fur was shaking and countless gold coins were falling from its fur.
Upon witnessing this scene, the members instantly felt a heavy weight on their shoulders. What were they doing in the Cordila Group's Anomaly Response Team? It was all for the money. Now, countless gold coins were right in front of them. If they could just grab a handful, they would be set for life. Why would they need to work? They would never work again.
"Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle..." A sound like fingernails scraping glass and knives and forks scraping plates rang out, causing a sharp pain in their eardrums. A young woman already dressed in half-body armor appeared there, holding a flute in her hand. It was this flute that produced the unpleasant sound, "Phew, thank goodness you made it in time, otherwise I really don't know what kind of things you idiots would have done."
The person whose eardrums were pierced felt a sharp pain in their ear, and then their mind cleared. They saw that the gold coins were nowhere to be found with the big dog; it had all been an illusion.
"Captain Lansa, you've arrived." The woman called Lansa nodded. She was the captain of the other two squads in charge of combat. More than a dozen people arrived behind her, bringing the total number of spirit envoys present to about thirty.
"What are you all standing there for? Everyone with ranged attack capabilities, help Captain Fred defeat that big dog." Lansa didn't stand on ceremony. With Fred fighting, the command of the battle naturally fell into her hands.
"Zack, pull those two idiots back," Lansa then ordered.
Zack was taken aback for a moment, then quickly nodded. Instantly, two green, gelatinous substances shot out from the handle in his hand, quickly sticking to the two melee fighters whose path was blocked by the big golden dog. Then, they snapped back, bringing the two men back with them.
Lansa nodded in satisfaction. This Zack was quite capable, but unfortunately, he was a bit slow-witted. Looking at the small tuft of green hair on Zack's head, Lansa thought of where everyone went when the four squadrons took turns resting, shook her head, and sighed.
However, there aren't many honest people like this anymore. After having enough fun, it wouldn't be a bad choice to keep him as a backup option. The thought flashed through her mind, and Lansa began to make minor adjustments to the team's tactics.
Various colored lights danced and collided with the big golden dog, making its fur fly and attracting its attention. Then, Fred roared, having reached his limit. The large iron ball, which ignited by friction with the air, slammed into the big golden dog like a real meteor.
The giant iron ball, like a red-hot bullet, ignited the dog's fur, sending up plumes of blue smoke. It pierced through the dog's body, melting and penetrating inside. Then, the internal mechanism of the giant iron ball started working again, releasing iron spikes that were extremely toxic to living organisms. Once these toxic spikes were released inside the dog's body, it was doomed.
Fred was panting heavily. Despite the aura he received, his stamina was greatly depleted, and he was now completely powerless to fight. His aura had also dimmed considerably. Lansa understood this and signaled to Zack to bring Fred back.
Zack nodded, and the green gel-like substance shot out again, sticking to Fred's back as he tried to pull him back. Suddenly, a mud-like substance flew out from somewhere. Seeing that something was wrong, Fred could only use the last bit of his strength to dodge to the side and avoid the flying mud.
However, the mud struck the green gelatinous substance, and instantly, the green gelatinous substance began to wriggle, producing many bubbles. The next moment, all the bubbles burst, extending small green tentacles.
And the blisters were continuing to spread along the green, gelatinous substance. Lansa, seeing this, immediately said, "Cut it off!"
One member reacted quickly, drawing his longsword and rushing over. With a single slash, he severed the green gelatinous substance. However, the next moment, the green gelatinous substance, like a snake with its head severed, began to twitch wildly, and some green juice even spurted from the severed end, splashing onto the longsword-wielding spirit.
The green sap, like strong sulfuric acid, corroded large holes in his spiritual light. Then, the protective spiritual light of this longsword spirit wielder actually shattered, and the longsword spirit weapon became dull and lifeless.
The green sap gushed in, splashing onto the man's body. He stared in horror at his skin, where green pustules soon appeared. He screamed in agony, dropped his long knife, and began scratching his skin frantically.
In just a few seconds, this guy looked like Merfolk from some sewer, covered in green pustules, rolling on the ground and scratching his entire body, crying out, "Help me, Captain, help me!"
Seeing his miserable state, how could anyone approach him? Who knew if the fluid on his body would be contagious? Everyone retreated far away, watching helplessly as he scratched his skin until he lay motionless on the ground.
The severed green gelatinous substance twitched for a moment, then fell still, like a green snake covered in tiny tentacles.
"I'm so sorry, you've lost one of your people so quickly." A male and female voice rang out, and an incomparably handsome person walked out of the forest. In his hand floated a ball of black liquid that looked like sludge. It was the Incestuous Twins' skill, Deformity Impact on Physical Life Pollution Version.
The fourth update is finished. Xu Ming give me a recommendation ticket, a monthly ticket, or a reward for my diligent writing!