My Name Is Xiao He
My name is Xiao He, and I am a good man with outstanding temperament and handsome appearance.
I firmly believe that I am the protagonist, because I discovered another world in the backyard of my hometown.
That's right, doesn't the plot look absolutely familiar? This is the same trope as "There's something in my backyard."
However, that author named Su Yi is so amazing that he actually created the "My Backyard" series formula. If I ever get the chance, I'll arrest that author, lock him up in a dark room, and make him write 200,000 words a day, or he won't get any food.
Ahem, we've strayed from the topic. The reason I consider myself the protagonist is because of the world I discovered.
It was a world similar to the Western Middle Ages, which I named the Knight Kingdom. However, unlike the normal world, it had an unscientific phenomenon called "battle aura."
I later discovered that the supreme sacred fruit used by the knights to cultivate their battle qi was actually a sweet potato.
With the help of sweet potatoes, I went from having no fighting spirit to level one, then reached level nine as if I had cheated, and later even became a knight of the Earth stage.
In addition, I used a lot of resources to establish a considerable power in the Knight Kingdom and collected several magical tools, each with its own uses.
With the help of this batch of sweet potatoes, I will be able to break through the Sky Stage and become the only Sky Knight in the Knight Kingdom in nearly a hundred years.
At that time, I might be able to start a great career, become a Buddha or patriarch, and become a trendsetter of the times, the legendary protagonist. Just thinking about it makes me a little excited.
But to my utter surprise, I ended up becoming the main character...
"Cheer up, you're the protagonist of this experiment..." Lu Li patted Xiao He's face, ignoring his somewhat dazed expression. After all, a frontal lobe removal surgery was performed by piercing the head with an ice pick. Although fighting spirit is unscientific, it's not enough to replace the frontal lobe.
Looking at Xiao He, who had a smile on his face like a 200-pound mentally challenged child, Lu Li tested Xiao He again. The other party's weight was indeed 200 pounds. After looking at the other party's system, it seemed that the battle qi he cultivated had quality. However, when he was normal, the circulation of battle qi would offset some of the weight.
"From this perspective, battle qi is a type of life energy, and there's also the so-called sacred fruit of battle qi cultivation." Lu Li maintained constant monitoring of Xiao He's body.
The opponent's fighting spirit is alright, but the real danger lies in what seems to be some kind of protagonist's aura about him. The opponent is very strong, possessing the strength of an Earth Knight, coupled with several decent magical artifacts. As long as he doesn't face a well-organized heavy weaponry unit, taking on an entire army one-on-one shouldn't be a problem.
If Lu Li hadn't had some tricks up his sleeve, he might not have been able to control Xiao He. Lu Li had set up a lot of traps in Xiao He's room, but somehow, Xiao He somehow sensed something was wrong and tried to escape.
Lu Li jumped off the rooftop and plunged an ice pick into the other person's brain through the bottom of their eye socket, performing a three-second painless abortion... followed by excruciating frontal lobe resection surgery.
During this time, Lu Li also discovered that the other party had entered a so-called state of enlightenment without desires after the frontal lobe was removed. This forced the evolution of his fighting spirit level. If successful, this person would have the ability to regenerate severed limbs, and even if his frontal lobe was removed, it could grow back.
However, it is clear that even cheating must follow basic rules. This state of enlightenment was monitored by Lu Li, who then forcibly interrupted it through external force.
Putting down the medicated oil in his hand, Lu Li continued to examine the fulcrum for anything unusual. After examining the other person's body tissue, he easily discovered that the other person's physical condition was no different from that of an ordinary person in this world.
Through manipulation, Lu Li learned a great deal about Xiao He, including the so-called portal to another world and the methods of cultivating Dou Qi. With his vast knowledge of mystical arts, Lu Li could easily determine that this method would be ineffective.
It wasn't that Xiao He dared to lie; after all, it was hard to say whether he was even human in his current state. The cultivation technique of fighting spirit that the other party mentioned would be a truly supreme cultivation technique in another world.
By using methods such as exercise to stimulate the body's cells, a high-energy substance is generated. This substance is called battle aura. When knights use it, they burn this substance to provide them with a large amount of energy.
As for the so-called supreme holy fruit for cultivating battle qi, Lu Li had tried it, but it wasn't anything particularly special. At most, it was beneficial for replenishing the body that was rapidly depleted from cultivating battle qi.
However, in the main world, these methods are simply ineffective at stimulating body cells. Even if they were, they might not generate high-energy substances and could even stimulate cancer.
In addition, Lu Li had also examined Xiao He's magical artifacts, and found that they were completely unusable in this world; the so-called magical artifacts were nothing more than exquisite toys.
Finally, there was the portal that Xiao He considered fundamental. Lu Li had also checked it; it was nothing more than a crooked door drawn on the wall with chalk. A normal person would only end up with a bloody head from banging against it and would not be able to teleport to another world at all.
"However, based on Xiao He's words and my surveillance of him, he did indeed teleport..." Lu Li squinted.
Gresta, who was on a shadow expedition in the void, suddenly stopped his massive planetary body and issued another order: countless members of the Shadow Legion began to search for a medieval world where battle aura was the basic power.
"Heaven-Mixing Emperor, Little Pill cannot be given to you!" The man in black ensemble touched his nose and blocked the pink-cheeked little girl behind him. "She is not a pill, but a living, breathing life."
"Who cares? As long as I swallow this Emperor Pill, I can advance to the Dou Di realm, becoming invincible. The lives of billions will be in my hands, let alone a mere anomaly created by a pill..." Heaven-Mixing Emperor said indifferently.
"Xiao Huo, let's fight to the death and decide who will be the Dou Di of the new world!" A gentle breeze blew by, and a vast amount of Dou Qi spread in all directions. The two experts couldn't help but feel a little wistful. The fate of the entire Battle Qi Continent would probably be decided by their battle.
The next moment, the entire sky was torn apart, and two armored figures fell from the sky, their enormous hands reaching out to grab the Heaven-Mixing Emperor.
The Heaven-Mixing Emperor snorted coldly, his battle qi meeting the opponent's palm, only to find that his battle qi was as fragile as paper, easily torn apart by the opponent's hand, who then grabbed his neck, rendering his battle qi completely unusable.
"I'll ask you a question, and you answer it. If you want to live, is your main strength here battle qi?" one of the armored men asked.
"Yes...!" The Heaven-Mixing Emperor felt a great fear and could only answer in humiliation. His answer made the armored man's face light up with joy.
"The boss just searched the area. Although battle qi is the main power here, it's not the Western Middle Ages, but an ancient Eastern world..." another armored man suddenly said.
"Damn it, what's with this battle qi stuff from an Eastern world... Stop wasting time, let's move on to the next world!"
The two armored figures vanished into thin air once more, leaving behind two people staring at each other in bewilderment.