[Qian Renxue: No!]
[Qian Renxue: Isn't that going too far!]
Qian Renxue stamped her foot in frustration!
[Huo Wu: Can someone with a big bust explain what's going on? I can't make heads or tails of this gossip!]
[Shui Bing'er: Bai Tu seemed to say earlier that the Asura God was Tang San. I'm guessing the Rakshasa God and Angel God from the other faction are Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue.]
[Shui Bing'er: Then Bai Tu seemed to ask that Qian Renxue to get pregnant and have a child, and the child mutated into one who could become a god right away.]
Shui Bing'er thought it over and offered her explanation.
[Huo Wu: Got it, thanks! I admit, you've got the biggest boobs!]
[Shui Bing'er: ...]
[Dugu Yan: Could I try it? @Bai Tu]
[Dugu Yan: I'm cheaper. All it would take to have a child is upgrading one Soul Ring!]
[Dugu Yan: You can have the first divine child I give birth to, and I'll keep the second...]
[Huo Wu: Holy crap! A genius!]
[Bibi Dong: !!!]
[Hu Liena: There's another expert!]
After seeing Dugu Yan's suggestion, who knew how many people in the group were tempted!
An upgraded Soul Ring, a child guaranteed to become a god, and Bai Tu was a cute girl, so she wouldn't get in the way of anyone getting married!
It was just too good!
[Hu Liena: Hehe~ Tu-Tu! I'm the closest to Tu-Tu!]
[Huo Wu: Huo Wu swears to follow the Young Master to the death. Even if the Young Master wants to take all of Huo Wu's children away, Huo Wu will gladly offer them with both hands!]
[Shui Bing'er: Don't you think our group has gotten way too weird?]
[Bai Tu: You're getting ahead of yourselves. I can't control this mutation ability myself. Who knows how many tries it'll take to get one?]
[Bai Tu: Let me ask you this: if it takes four or five hundred tries to get one with a different color, how are you going to raise all the ordinary children?]
[Huo Wu: Huo Wu's children would naturally follow the Young Master too!]
[Shui Bing'er: You, of all people, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, have that kind of brain??!]
[Gu Yuena (Douluo I): Ahem... How likely do you think it is that the Silver Dragon King could mutate and develop the Dragon God Bloodline?]
[Gu Yuena (Douluo I): I can have Gu Erna try it for you.]
[Gu Erna (Douluo Dalu II): ???]
[Gu Erna (Douluo Dalu II): Have some manners, will you?]
[Bai Tu: As if! I'd have to expend my strength and give you rewards too? And then I'd be stuck raising the kids?]
[Bai Tu: You're dreaming. I'm opening the bidding now! One attempt at having a child per reward. Let's hear your offers!]
[Bai Tu: No one bid, huh? You freeloaders!]
[Shui Bing'er: I think they're all just talking big.]
Shui Bing'er had already seen through the Chat Group's true nature!
It seemed to turn people into jokers for a little while!
[Bai Tu: @Huo Wu?]
[Huo Wu: Reporting to the Young Master! Huo Wu's loyalty to the Young Master is beyond question! If the Young Master gives an order, Huo Wu will obey without hesitation!]
[Huo Wu: Besides, Huo Wu has admired the Young Master for a long time. It would be even better if Huo Wu could bear the Young Master's child!]
Huo Wu nodded with satisfaction. She'd shown her loyalty and made sure Bai Tu couldn't mess with her!
[Bai Tu: Fine. I'll come meet you in Heaven Dou City.]
[Huo Wu: ???]
[Qian Renxue: Crap! Don't tell me you can add ingredients too!]
Qian Renxue was horrified. After all, Bai Tu's abilities in the group chat had all involved reproducing by herself!
So no one had really worried about it. But being able to add something to someone else...
Who knew if Bai Tu might secretly add her own ingredients!
[Qian Renxue: Be honest! Did you add Bibi Dong's stuff to that child? They're both dark-colored!]
[Bibi Dong: Your mother's is purple!]
[Bai Tu: Huh? I haven't even said anything yet!]
[Bai Tu: Yes, I really can add ingredients. For example, I could make Huo Wu give birth to a fire-attribute little fox, or make Bibi Dong give birth to a holy little spider.]
[Bai Tu: But I hardly ever use this ability. Even when I do, I have to get the other person's consent first. Like with Huo Wu.]
[Huo Wu: I'm sorry! I was wrong, Young Master!]
[Hu Liena: Then I consent! Can you let my teacher and me have an evil little fox?]
[Bibi Dong: ...]
[Dugu Yan: There's another expert!]
[Bai Tu: @Hu Liena, you'd at least need your teacher's consent for that!]
[Hu Liena: Aaaah!]
Bibi Dong rubbed Hu Liena's firm, springy bottom on her lap, feeling exhausted.
Her fondness for Bai Tu grew a little. She hadn't expected Bai Tu, despite being a Soul Beast, to hold firm to her principles.
She hadn't disregarded Bibi Dong's wishes just because they were enemies.
[Gu Yuena (Douluo I): @Forget about these humans. Help me figure out what to buy from the shop.]
[Gu Yuena (Douluo I): This is my first purchase at a ninety percent discount, so I should have the equivalent of 45,000 points. I should be able to buy something good with about four Million-Year Soul Bones, right?]
[Bai Tu: Pick whatever you like. The Chat Group is blocking the Divine Realm now, so you can choose anything.]
[Gu Yuena (Douluo I): Picture. Does it look good?]
[Bai Tu: It looks great! I love it!]
[Huo Wu: Our Lord is mighty!]
[Bi Ji, Zi JI: @Huo Wu, which one of us is actually a Soul Beast here?!]
[Gu Yuena (Douluo I): Then this External Soul Bone looks pretty good~]
[Bai Tu: Wait! What did you pick? You didn't choose a Soul Tool!]
Bai Tu was at a loss for words.
[Gu Yuena (Douluo I): What's a Soul Tool? I picked the Crown External Soul Bone. Didn't you notice?]
[Gu Erna (Douluo Dalu II): Not bad. It suits me. Picture.]
[Bai Tu: ...]
Bai Tu laughed in exasperation. What use did the two of you have for a mere ornament?!
[Bai Tu: Why would you pick an External Soul Bone? It's no use to you at all, is it? Wouldn't it even affect your purity?]
[Gu Erna (Douluo Dalu II): Little Auspicious Beast, you don't get it! I personally forged this Soul Bone into a demigod artifact!]
[Gu Yuena (Douluo I): Just as she said.]
[Bai Tu: That's not so bad, then. It's not as useful as a Soul Tool, but at least it hasn't affected your purity.]
[Qian Renxue: Is this purity really that important?]
Qian Renxue frowned.
[Bai Tu: What do you think? Does anyone really believe there's nothing wrong with upgrading by absorbing Soul Rings and Soul Bones from Soul Beasts?]
[Bai Tu: Without the intervention of power from a higher dimension, your potential is basically locked in.]
[Bai Tu: If that old Dragon God hadn't lost his mind and restricted Soul Beasts from becoming gods, you humans would be kicked around like a ball by Soul Beasts!]
[Gu Yuena (I and II): !!!]
[Gu Yuena (Douluo I): Little vixen!]
Bai Tu was about to keep running his mouth when he suddenly felt a force tug at his body!
His consciousness was pulled straight out of the group chat.
"You little rascal! Just how much have you been hiding from me?!"
Gu Yuena angrily shoved Bai Tu down onto the bed!
This time, she wouldn't go easy on him. She'd make sure that little vixen Bai Tu spilled every last secret!
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