Shrek Under Siege

After a long while...

"It's gone! It's all gone! I've given you everything I have!"

Disheveled, Bai Tu looked at Gu Yuena, who was draped over him, with a grievance-filled expression. He had clearly told her everything he knew about the Dragon God's madness, yet Gu Yuena still wouldn't let go of his Little Fox!

"Who told you not to speak up sooner~"

Gu Yuena looked at the cowardly Bai Tu, her face glowing with radiance.

"You never asked!"

Bai Tu glared at her resentfully. His brain basically worked on a whim; he only thought of things as he went along!

How was he supposed to know what to say if she didn't ask beforehand!

Bi Ji watched the scene before her with calm indifference. She had already joined in on the fun herself, so what was there left to be shy about?

On the other hand, Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing, who were standing in the corner as punishment, were blushing furiously.

Zhu Zhuqing was managing better; she had already anticipated the aftermath the moment she completely surrendered to Bai Tu.

But the live-action erotic display was a bit too much of a shock for Ning Rongrong; steam was already rising from her head.

[Qian Renxue: Then what should we do?]

[Qian Renxue: @Bai Tu, why have you stopped talking?]

[Qian Renxue: Do you have a solution? I am your good ally, after all!]

[Bai Tu: I already have Little Black Snow, and the Little Fox is disgusted.jpg]

[Qian Renxue: You're still young, you don't understand that Pink Snow is better than Black Snow~]

[Bibi Dong: ???]

[Hu Liena: What just rolled over my face?]

[Shui Bing'er: ...]

[Dugu Yan: Explosive!]

[Huo Wu: Everything just blew up the moment you started driving!]

Qian Renxue bit her lip. She seemed to have gotten a bit too bold just now in a moment of heat!

How could she have sent something like that!

Fortunately, the group was all girls; otherwise, she might as well go hang herself.

[Qian Renxue: Oops! Skip, skip, skip! Bai Tu, do you have any way for us Soul Masters to stop needing Soul Beast soul rings to level up?]

Qian Renxue changed the subject. Her question wasn't just to solve a purely personal problem, but also to address the rift between humanity and Soul Beasts. Only when this issue was resolved could she and Bai Tu be considered true allies!

[Gu Yuena (Douluo I): This King is also very curious about this question.]

[Gu Yuena (Douluo II): This King is also very curious about this question.]

[Bai Tu: Then you'll have to wait. Once I'm invincible, I'll just rewrite the laws of the world and let humans naturally grow their own soul rings.]

[Bai Tu: Or, once I become a god and conquer the God Realm Hub, I can just use it to alter the laws directly.]

[Qian Renxue: That sounds a bit difficult...]

[Bai Tu: How is that difficult? I don't even have to do anything, and in three years I'll reach the 800,000-year limit.]

[Bai Tu: Give me another year, and I'll be a god regardless.]

[Bai Tu: Besides, what are you worrying about! Your current soul rings are all in my shape; in a way, isn't that a form of purity too!]

[Bibi Dong: I suddenly feel that a duel with you is meaningless. This Pope only has time this month; if it's any later, I won't be in the mood.]

[Bibi Dong: So, if you still want to duel me, you'd better get here within this month.]

[Qian Renxue: Hehe~]

[Dugu Yan: Hehe~]

[Huo Wu: Hehe~]

[Hu Liena: Hehe~]

[Hu Liena: Ahhh!]

[Shui Bing'er: If this group lost Huo Wu and Hu Liena, it definitely wouldn't have the same atmosphere.]

[Bai Tu: Understood! Shui Bing'er means they are a pair of idiots specifically here to liven up the atmosphere.]

[Shui Bing'er: ...]

[Bai Tu: @Bibi Dong, just wait. I guarantee I'll beat you so hard you won't even recognize yourself.]

[Bibi Dong: I look forward to it!]

"Wait!"

Bai Tu suddenly pushed away Gu Yuena, who was stroking him like a lovesick stalker. He sensed that he had gained another tool.

Since that was the case, there was no need for him to continue playing house with those treacherous idiots from Shrek!

Might as well just wipe them out in one go! It'll serve perfectly as a test subject for my own experiments.

Bai Tu controlled his Ultimate Ice from a distance, letting it melt away while casually tossing a few strands of Breeding Fate Power into the mix. A flash of light ignited in the eyes of the newborn Tang Hao within the Ultimate Ice!

He flew directly back to Shrek Academy.

"Are you done yet~"

Gu Yuena licked her lips, looking at Bai Tu with unconcealed impatience.

"How about we send them out first?"

With his reason returning to his brain, Bai Tu looked at the two girls huddled in the corner and spoke.

"Aren't they your maids?"

Gu Yuena tilted her head in confusion; wasn't it perfectly normal for little maids to attend to their master?

"Forget it~"

Since Bai Tu didn't like having maids around, she simply tossed Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing into a spatial rift.

"They aren't dead, are they? Zhu Zhuqing's luck belongs to me now, but Ning Rongrong's is still up for grabs~"

Bai Tu lay back on the bed, his tone indifferent and uncaring.

To him, having a bit of luck was fine, but losing it didn't matter either.

His method of obtaining luck was simple: either torment the target until they fell into despair, or treat them with such gentleness that they surrendered their hearts completely.

"I tossed them into a newly opened pocket dimension~"

Gu Yuena gently stroked Bai Tu's face before lying down beside him.

She loved the feeling of holding the little fox spirit in her arms.

"Mm~"

Bai Tu closed his eyes, letting Gu Yuena do as she pleased.

Tang Hao spurred himself on, flying back to Shrek Academy at top speed.

Several strands of milky-white Fate Power surged into the bodies of everyone at Shrek Academy!

On the other side, while healing his wounds, Tang San felt a trance-like sensation as if he heard the voice of the man with the bizarre methods from earlier that day.

(Injured by Zhao Wuji)

"Every level of spirit power you gain will serve as nourishment for breeding children."

Tang San shook his head, forcing the stray thoughts away, and continued to meditate to heal his injuries.

"All of your desires will breed into children for you and those around you."

Ma Hongjun rolled over in his sleep and continued to snooze.

"The sausages summoned by your spirit will breed into your own little bits."

Under the dim light, a hungry Oscar glanced at the healing Tang San, summoned a sausage, and shoved it into his mouth.

"Holy shit! Why does this taste so weird?"

Oscar forced himself to finish it, his hungry stomach finally feeling a bit satisfied.

"As for you~"

Xiao Wu was sleeping in an unladylike sprawl, her limbs splayed out, the blanket long since kicked away.

"You will breed a pair of twins: one belonging to Tang Hao, and one to Yu Xiaogang."

In her sleep, wearing a pink nightgown, Xiao Wu's belly suddenly began to swell!

"Almost forgot about you three lecherous tigers. Your desire for women will breed into a desire for yourselves."

The three Dai Mubais sleeping on the same bed slowly began to embrace one another.

Tang Hao's expression remained indifferent; in this way, his master would be able to drain the majority of these people's luck all at once!

Tang Hao's spiritual sense swept over the teachers of Shrek; his master didn't hold much malice toward these people.

It was a pity that Yu Xiaogang hadn't arrived, otherwise, he would have brought his master even greater joy!

Tang Hao's current twisted state, finding pleasure in tormenting others, was naturally not due to any malfunction.

The reason was simple: when Bai Tu unsealed him, the primary directive injected into him was to torment the students of Shrek.

He would certainly not let his master down!

(Changed the address; he won't call him 'Father' anymore, it's just too damn disgusting for Tang Hao to call him that.)