Shrek Falls

For a long while...

"There's nothing else! Nothing! I've told you everything I know!"

Bai Tu, his clothes in disarray, looked aggrieved at Gu Yuena sitting on top of him. He'd already told her everything he knew about the Dragon God going mad, yet she still wouldn't let go of his Little Fox!

"Then you should've told me sooner~"

Gu Yuena gazed at the meek Bai Tu, her face glowing with delight.

"You didn't ask!"

Bai Tu looked at Gu Yuena resentfully. At this point, his thoughts went wherever his body happened to be.

How was he supposed to know what to say if she didn't ask first?

Bi Ji watched the scene before her calmly. She'd already joined in with them, so what was there to be embarrassed about?

Meanwhile, Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing stood off to the side as punishment, their faces scarlet.

Zhu Zhuqing was doing all right. She'd anticipated what would come next when she'd finally surrendered to Bai Tu.

But the live performance was still too much for Ning Rongrong. Smoke was practically coming out of her head.

[Qian Renxue: What should I do, then?]

[Qian Renxue: @Bai Tu, why aren't you saying anything?]

[Qian Renxue: Do you have a way? I'm your good ally!]

[Bai Tu: I already have Little Black Snow. Little Fox is jealous.jpg]

[Qian Renxue: You're still young. You don't understand that Pink Snow is better than Black Snow~]

[Bibi Dong: ???]

[Hu Liena: What just pressed against my face?]

[Shui Bing'er: ...]

[Dugu Yan: That's explosive!]

[Huo Wu: The moment someone starts talking dirty, everything comes tumbling out!]

Qian Renxue bit her lip. She'd apparently gotten carried away and been a little too bold just now!

Why had she sent something like that?!

At least everyone in the group was a girl. Otherwise, she might as well have gone and hanged herself.

[Qian Renxue: Ah! Moving on, moving on! Bai Tu, do you have a way to make it so Soul Masters no longer need Soul Beast Soul Rings to level up?]

Qian Renxue changed the subject. She wasn't asking just to solve her own problem; she also wanted to bridge the divide between humanity and Soul Beasts. Only once that issue was resolved could she and Bai Tu truly be allies!

[Gu Yuena (Douluo I): This queen is curious about this too.]

[Gu Yuena (Douluo Dalu II): This queen is curious about this too.]

[Bai Tu: Then you'll have to wait. Once I'm invincible, I'll just change the laws of the world and let humans give birth to Soul Rings themselves.]

[Bai Tu: Or I could wait until I become a god and conquer the Divine Realm, then use the God Realm Hub to change the laws.]

[Qian Renxue: That sounds kind of difficult...]

[Bai Tu: What's difficult about it? Even if I do nothing, I'll reach an eight-hundred-thousand-year cultivation base in three years.]

[Bai Tu: Give me another year, and I'll definitely become a god.]

[Bai Tu: And what are you even worried about? All your Soul Rings have my shape now. In a way, isn't that a kind of purity too?]

[Bibi Dong: I suddenly don't feel like fighting you anymore. This pope only has time this month. If you wait too long, I won't be in the mood.]

[Bibi Dong: So, if you still want to challenge me, you'd better come within the next month.]

[Qian Renxue: Heh~]

[Dugu Yan: Heh~]

[Huo Wu: Heh~]

[Hu Liena: Heh~]

[Hu Liena: Aaaah!]

[Shui Bing'er: Without Huo Wu and Hu Liena, this group wouldn't have the atmosphere it does now.]

[Bai Tu: Got it! Shui Bing'er means they're a pair of idiots who keep the group lively.]

[Shui Bing'er: ...]

[Bai Tu: @Bibi Dong, just you wait. I guarantee I'll beat you so badly you won't recognize yourself.]

[Bibi Dong: I'll be waiting!]

"Wait!"

Bai Tu suddenly pushed away Gu Yuena, who was stroking him like a lovesick girl. He sensed that he'd gained another tool.

In that case, there was no need to keep playing house with those useless people from Shrek Academy!

He might as well sweep them away in one go. They'd make perfect test subjects!

Bai Tu remotely controlled his Ultimate Ice to melt away, then tossed a few strands of Propagation Fate Power over as well. A glint flashed in the eyes of the newly revived Tang Hao within the Ultimate Ice!

He flew straight back to Shrek Academy.

"Are we ready yet~"

Gu Yuena licked her lips and looked at Bai Tu, impatient.

"Shouldn't we let them go out first?"

Bai Tu's rationality returned, and he glanced at the two girls leaning against the wall.

"Aren't they your maids?"

Gu Yuena tilted her head, puzzled. What was unusual about having maids attend them?

"Forget it~"

Since Bai Tu didn't like having maids attend them, she tossed Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing into a spatial rift.

"They're not dead, are they? Zhu Zhuqing's fortune belongs to me, but I still haven't gotten Ning Rongrong's~"

Bai Tu lay back on the bed, his tone utterly unconcerned.

To him, a little fortune was nice to have, but it didn't matter if he didn't get any.

His way of obtaining fortune was simple: either torment someone until they despaired, or treat them gently until they were sincerely convinced.

"I tossed them into the newly opened Small Space~"

Gu Yuena gently stroked Bai Tu's face, then lay down beside him.

She loved the feeling of holding a fox spirit in her arms.

"Mm~"

Bai Tu closed his eyes and let Gu Yuena do as she pleased.

Tang Hao hurried back to Shrek Academy at full speed.

Several strands of milky-white Fate Power entered the bodies of everyone at Shrek Academy!

Elsewhere, Tang San, who was recovering from his injuries, seemed to hear the voice of the strange man from earlier.

(Injured by Zhao Wuji)

"Every level of Soul Power you gain will become nourishment for breeding children."

Tang San shook his head, dismissing the strange thought, and continued meditating to recover.

"All your desires will breed children for you and those around you."

Ma Hongjun rolled over and went back to sleep.

"The sausages summoned by your Martial Soul will breed into your own little pecker."

In the dim light, Oscar, feeling a little hungry, glanced at Tang San as he recovered from his injuries, then casually summoned a sausage and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Holy crap! Why does this taste so weird?"

Oscar forced himself to finish it. At least his hungry stomach was a little fuller.

"As for you~"

Xiao Wu slept in an indecent pose, lying on the bed spread-eagled, her blanket long since kicked away.

"You'll breed a pair of twins: one will be Tang Hao's, and the other Yu Xiaogang's."

Xiao Wu, sleeping in her pink nightgown, suddenly felt her belly swell!

"Almost forgot about you three lustful tigers. Your desire for women will breed into desire for yourselves."

The three Dai Mubais sleeping in the same bed slowly embraced each other.

Tang Hao's expression was indifferent. This way, his master would be able to drain most of these people's fortune all at once!

Tang Hao's spiritual power swept over the teachers at Shrek. His master had no particular malice toward them.

It was a shame Yu Xiaogang hadn't come. Otherwise, he could have made his master even happier!

Tang Hao had naturally not turned into this pervert who took pleasure in tormenting people because something had gone wrong.

The reason was simple: when Bai Tu unsealed him, the first command he gave him was to torment several of Shrek's students.

He would never disappoint his master!

(Changed the way he addresses him. He won't call him "Dad" anymore; Tang Hao calling him Dad was too damn disgusting.)