Chapter 29

Three days later...

Bai Tu rose wearily. Gu Yuena and Bi Ji lay together on the bed again, languidly embracing.

With a casual flick of Soul Power, he bred a string of candied hawthorns and held it in his mouth.

Feeling the Power of Fate within him swell by roughly a third, he knew things over at Shrek had probably exploded!

Bai Tu closed his eyes and entered Tang Hao's perspective...

"Third Brother, listen to me..."

Xiao Wu's eyes brimmed with tears as she begged Tang San desperately.

She was holding two little rabbits with human faces in her arms. One looked like Tang Hao, and the other like Yu Xiaogang.

Tang San felt as if his mind had gone blank. He could put aside the fact that Xiao Wu had given birth to rabbits for now, but what was with their faces resembling his father and teacher??!

In a daze, a heavy, bright-green hat dropped onto his head.

Tang San turned around in bewilderment. Oscar, gaunt and skin and bones, lay weakly on the bed. Ever since he'd woken up that day and seen that his Martial Soul had turned into a little hook, he'd started fasting. Now he hadn't eaten in three days.

"If only Teacher were here!"

Tang San said in a daze. If Yu Xiaogang were here, surely he'd know what was going on?

On the other side, the three members of Dai Mubai's family watched Ma Hongjun, who lay on the bed with a broken heart, with concern (and schadenfreude).

Ma Hongjun's belly had already swollen to the size of a human head. A little blond, chubby boy was sitting beside his bed.

Clearly, this was the second one.

"Look on the bright side~ At least giving birth won't damage your body too much~"

Dai Mubai spoke in a flamboyant manner, his gaze toward the child full of affection.

"Judging by this, the problems you're experiencing were probably caused by that mysterious man in white."

Flender frowned. He really didn't want to make an enemy of that man.

Just seeing Dai Mubai's sorry state and hearing Li Yusong describe what had happened was enough to make him feel how terrifying that man was!

"The only solution I can think of is to wait! Wait for my old friend, Grandmaster, to arrive."

Flender spoke helplessly.

"Teacher... do you really think he can help?"

Ma Hongjun gazed at Flender plaintively.

The good news: he didn't have to worry about the Evil Fire in his body anymore!

The bad news: his Evil Fire had turned into children and been born!

"Believe in him. He's the greatest authority on Martial Soul knowledge in recent years!"

Flender wasn't sure either, but this was all he could say right now. He couldn't exactly tell Ma Hongjun to just make do with this for the rest of his life!

Besides, they couldn't take revenge! He certainly wasn't stupid enough to seek revenge.

And anyway, all they had was a suspicion that Bai Tu was behind this. What if Bai Tu hadn't caused any of it? Wouldn't he just be letting Bai Tu beat him up for nothing?

If it really came to that, he didn't know what would happen to the students, but he'd probably be finished!

Tang Hao withdrew his gaze...

Bai Tu pulled himself out of his thoughts. He was pinning his hopes on Yu Xiaogang?

Bai Tu rubbed his chin, wondering whether he should give Bibi Dong some desensitization training.

"Mmm~"

Gu Yuena let out a soft moan and rubbed her cheek against the hand Bai Tu was using to touch his chin.

[Bai Tu: What's everyone doing? Get up and party!]

[Bai Tu: Picture, picture, picture, picture (Shrek's sorry state)]

[Ah Yin: Is one of those my child, too?!]

[Bai Tu: Keep up the good work, @Sister Zi Ji]

[Zi JI: Rest assured, Young Master. I'll train this Blue Silver Emperor until you're satisfied!]

[Zi JI: By the way, Young Master, Qiuqiu's been clamoring to come find you lately.]

[Zi JI: That little Blue Silver Emperor can't keep up with Qiuqiu's antics anymore.]

[Bai Tu: Whatever works. You make the arrangements. I trust you, Sister Zi Ji~]

[Bai Tu: @Qian Renxue @Dugu Yan, I'll probably be going to claim the Ice and Fire Yin-Yang Well in the next few days. I'll come see you while I'm at it.]

[Dugu Yan: You'll come see me?]

[Bai Tu: Sure.]

[Qian Renxue: Mm, I'll be waiting for you in Heaven Dou.]

[Bai Tu: I'll bring the kids and come live with you. I'll also get to see what the cute little Pink Xuexue looks like!]

[Qian Renxue: Get lost!]

[Bai Tu: @Huo Wu, when are you getting ready to meet up and have a baby?]

[Huo Wu: Whenever you say, Young Master. I'm just lying flat...]

[Bai Tu: Wow! Huo Wu, if you're like this, I'm going to lose interest!]

[Huo Wu: Do you want me to look at you with disdain instead? Little Fox disdain.jpg]

[Bai Tu: Why would anyone think that I, a mighty hundred-thousand-year-old Soul Beast, would be interested in a little bean like you?]

[Bai Tu: Back when I roamed the world, your mother hadn't even been born yet!]

[Huo Wu: But your earlier message said you've only been alive for a hundred years!]

[Bai Tu: Fine, you caught me. Show me your legs, @Huo Wu]

[Hu Liena: Picture]

[Bai Tu: Saved—wait, you've sent this one before!]

[Hu Liena: Tutu, hurry up and come find me, okay? I'll show you something even prettier~]

[Hu Liena: Picture]

[Hu Liena: Ahhh!]

[Hu Liena: Ahhh, Tutu, I'm feeling a little unwell today, so I'm going offline now, ahhh.]

[Huo Wu: This is too good!]

[Huo Wu: There's even a caught-in-the-act-with-your-wife's-mother plot!]

[Bai Tu: Have a safe trip. Also, thanks for the picture~]

[Bai Tu: Exclusive red envelope for Hu Liena]

[Bibi Dong: Those are my legs!!!]

[Bai Tu: Exclusive red envelope for Bibi Dong]

[Qian Renxue: Picture]

[Huo Wu: Picture]

[Shui Bing'er: Picture]

[Dugu Yan: Picture]

[Gu Yuena (Douluo Dalu II): Picture]

[Zi JI: Picture]

[Ah Yin: Picture]

[Bai Tu: Sent a group red envelope]

[Bai Tu: I won't say anything about the others! @Ah Yin, isn't sending a picture of a grass root a bit much?!]

[Everyone else has claimed your red envelope]

[Qian Renxue: Honestly, I feel like the Chat Group's rewards are just so-so.]

[Qian Renxue: If it weren't for the God-Bestowed Soul Bone, custom Soul Bones, and custom Soul Tools, it wouldn't hold a candle to Bai Tu.]

[Qian Renxue: By the way, can you raise a Soul Bone's age?]

[Bibi Dong: !!!]

[Bai Tu: All roads lead to the same destination~]

[Qian Renxue: If I surrender now and offer the Spirit Hall to you, could you give me a few more rewards?]

Qian Renxue surrendered without hesitation!

She'd seemed to say before that the Chat Group had blocked off the Divine Realm!

So who in this world could compare to Bai Tu now?!

Qian Renxue even suspected that the Chat Group was Bai Tu's own mother!

[Bibi Dong: And you think you're the one who gets to offer it up? Little Fox disdain.jpg]

Bibi Dong could naturally see the shape of things to come now. The only way she could think of to break the deadlock was to borrow power from other worlds.

But there was no doubt that the members of the Douluo Dalu II world's group were on Bai Tu's side too!

And they still seemed to be at the pinnacle of the Douluo Dalu II world!

Her plan to seek help from the Douluo Dalu II world had naturally come to nothing!

[Bai Tu: @Qian Renxue, if you're joking, my answer is that I'll crown you the Pink Xuexue King!]

[Bai Tu: If you're serious, I haven't decided yet. But considering the bond between us, if it really comes to that, I'll probably let you lead the human side.]
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