Divine Being Arrives

The next day, Bai Tu, Gu Yuena, and Bi Ji boarded a carriage bound for Heaven Dou City.

As for why they didn't stay in Suotuo City for a few more days...

It was because Bai Tu remembered that Shrek would likely not be heading to the Star Dou Great Forest anymore.

First, the Star Dou Great Forest was closed off.

Second, it was impossible for Oscar to break through to level 30.

Third, Tang San would be stuck at level 29 for the rest of his life, because every time his level increased, it would manifest as a child being born from his stomach.

Under these circumstances, it was difficult to determine when Gangzi would arrive at Shrek.

Bai Tu couldn't be bothered to waste any more effort on Gangzi; after leaving a few instructions for Haozi, he stopped paying attention to them.

"Waa~ waa~"

While Bai Tu was deep in thought, Little Black Snow in his arms pouted, demanding food.

Bai Tu casually used Propagation to conjure a cup of milk tea, inserted a straw, and shoved it into Little Black Snow's mouth.

Little Black Snow began to suck on it with great relish.

"Should we give her a name?"

Gu Yuena looked at Bai Tu, eager to try.

"Isn't she called Little Black Snow?"

Bai Tu turned his head in confusion.

"What kind of name is that!"

Gu Yuena curled her lips.

"That name makes her sound like a little coal ball, but only her wings are black!"

Gu Yuena stood up for her; she had already decided that Little Black Snow was her Fallen Angel Guardian God King, so how could she have such a sloppy name!

"You name her then."

Bai Tu was a bit conflicted; he was truly terrible at naming things.

"Is there a difference?"

Gu Yuena was speechless. Whether he named her or she named her, wasn't it the author who would be doing the naming anyway!

"How about Gu Yumo?"

Gu Yuena pondered for a moment before speaking.

"That works, that works~"

Bai Tu agreed repeatedly. He would accept even a name like "Little Little Black" if Gu Yuena gave it, as long as he didn't have to come up with it himself.

[Bai Tu: @Qian Renxue, I'll be coming to find you in a bit, and I'll bring you a big surprise while I'm at it!]

[Bai Tu: [Image], she's called Gu Yumo now.]

[Qian Renxue: !!!]

[Qian Renxue: Why is her surname Gu and not Qian?]

[Gu Yuena (Dou 1): Little Fox confused.jpg]

[Qian Renxue: It actually sounds quite nice. I also think it sounds better than the surname Qian.]

[Bai Tu: Little Fox disgusted.jpg]

[Qian Renxue: Hands on hips!]

[Qian Renxue: Hurry up and come! You should know my identity!]

[Bai Tu: I have no idea!]

[Dugu Yan: I don't believe it...]

Dugu Yan, who was beside Xue Qinghe, wore a complicated expression. Having become an ally of Qian Renxue, she naturally knew Qian Renxue's true identity.

She truly couldn't have imagined that the Young Master of Martial Soul Hall was hiding right under—no, right in front of her eyes.

[Bai Tu: According to the Douluo Transmigration Law, arriving in Heaven Dou always triggers a respawn of a small mob called Xue Beng.]

[Bai Tu: High probability of triggering the Heaven Dou Crown Prince's recruitment quest.]

[Bai Tu: Low probability of having to fight an elite mob, Yu Tianheng, in order to woo Dugu Yan.]

[Dugu Yan: ...]

[Bai Tu: Sorry, I misspoke. Wooing Dugu Yan is just a side quest; the main storyline is usually to woo Ye Lingling or to snatch immortal herbs.]

[Dugu Yan: You didn't have to explain that.]

Dugu Yan pursed her lips, feeling nothing but speechlessness.

Where on earth did this "Douluo Transmigration Law" even come from!

Wait!

Dugu Yan was visibly shaken; it seemed this transmigrator, Bai Tu, was also here to claim the Immortal Herbs!

[Dugu Yan: You transmigrators really deserve to die!]

[Bai Tu: Usually, to prove Tang San's double standards, a transmigrator would thoroughly cure the Martial Soul defects of both you and your grandfather.]

[Bai Tu: In a sense, you really can't argue with that statement...]

[Dugu Yan: Then I suppose I should thank you!]

[Dugu Yan: Wait! What is this about Martial Soul defects?]

[Bai Tu: Hold on, let me search for the Immortal Herb password.]

[Bai Tu: Whenever it's cloudy or rainy, don't you feel a numbing itch in your ribs that gradually intensifies? It flares up at noon and midnight, and given your current condition, it should last for at least a full hour each time. Furthermore, in the dead of night, around the third watch, don't you experience needle-like stabs of pain in your crown and heart? Your whole body spasms for at least half an hour. I don't need to describe that agonizing process, do I? If you weren't poisoned, would you have these symptoms? Not only are you poisoned, but the toxin has already seeped into your bone marrow!]

[Bai Tu: Generally, as soon as a transmigrator reveals the Immortal Herb password, your grandfather is shocked, and then he lets the transmigrator give it a try!]

[Bai Tu: Afterward, when the transmigrator offers their treatment plan, your grandfather immediately bows down in gratitude! He even starts calling them a 'little monster' right away!]

[Bibi Dong: To be poisoned by one's own toxins—is he even worthy of being called the Poison Douluo?]

[Dugu Yan: How abstract...]

[Bai Tu: To contrast with Tang San's 'pluck a feather from every passing goose' personality, transmigrators usually obtain your family's Immortal Herbs this way, leaving a few behind as proof of their benevolence.]

[Bai Tu: But I'm different! If you don't give them to me, I'll just beat you to death!]

[Dugu Yan: ...]

[Dugu Yan: Then I shall thank you for your great kindness!]

Dugu Yan sat on the chair, feeling a little depressed.

"At the end of the day, it's still the law of the jungle."

Xue Qinghe shook her head.

"Just like if you had strength surpassing Gu Yuena, you could dispose of Soul Beasts however you pleased."

"I know, I'm just a bit lost."

Dugu Yan sighed.

"Not long ago, I was still happily attending school, playing with Lingling..."

"In the blink of an eye, I've been dragged into the drama of Douluo hegemony and the counter-attack against the God Realm..."

Dugu Yan chuckled and covered her head.

"Still better than becoming cannon fodder without even knowing why~"

Xue Qinghe comforted her casually.

[Bai Tu: Why have you stopped talking?]

[Bai Tu: Are you angry?]

[Bai Tu: Are you actually crying? (Two little bird images—find them yourselves, friends)]

[Dugu Yan: No...]

[Bai Tu: Would you mind if I tried 'farming' the elite monster Yu Tianheng?]

[Dugu Yan: I have nothing to do with him.]

[Bai Tu: Oh, oh, I'll see if I can spawn a Radiant Sacred Dragon or a Golden Sacred Dragon.]

[Bai Tu: It's best to let Gangzi handle the birth of a Golden Sacred Dragon.]

[Bai Tu: That idiot Gangzi doesn't know how to play the game; he ruined a perfectly good Martial Soul.]

[Bibi Dong: What do you mean by that? As a renowned Master of the Douluo Continent, how could Yu Xiaogang be inferior to a Soul Beast like you when it comes to cultivating Martial Souls!]

[Bibi Dong: Apologies, I didn't mean it like that. I meant... never mind, think about it yourself.]

[Bai Tu: It's just that the children Yu Xiaogang produces make me feel nauseated; I don't think much of them.]

[Bai Tu: Better to let Liu Erlong give birth instead!]

[Bai Tu: Although Liu Erlong's bloodline isn't much to speak of, as long as she produces enough, one of them is bound to be a hit!]

Bai Tu continued to voice his opinions. He couldn't be bothered to deal with the dim-witted Bibi Dong; he would discipline her severely once he felt like it later!

[Bibi Dong: I agree. To ensure you get a 'hit' as soon as possible, I suggest you use Propagation energy to supplement her during childbirth.]

[Bibi Dong: If your energy isn't sufficient, I can send people from Martial Soul Hall to voluntarily offer their soul power for you to convert.]

[Bibi Dong: Please, by all means, do not give Liu Erlong any time to rest!]

[Bai Tu: To be able to keep a straight face while saying that—you're a god-tier person! Bibi Dong, you really cracked me up!]