Dean of the Agricultural Academy Who Knows How to Exploit Bugs
"Do you think it might cause trouble if the Dean secretly teaches us the Myriad Thunder Department?" Tuanzi whispered to Sun Chuci. "According to the academy's rules, everyone has to exchange points for them. That's the inherent logic of how the academy operates. What the Dean is doing is definitely against the rules, isn't it?"
While digging the hole, Sun Chuci whispered, "Don't worry about so much. What could be more important than a legitimate cultivation inheritance? Just practice secretly. When we both become extraordinary beings, we'll dare to go into the wilderness even if it's just the two of us."
Tuanzi was taken aback for a moment. "Huh, just the two of us?"
As she spoke, her cheeks flushed red.
Tuanzi's skin tone was already reddish, and after being exposed to the sun for almost seven days, her cheeks were now a dark reddish-brown.
Sun Chuci looked at her curiously. "What's wrong? Did you get heatstroke?"
Tuanzi grabbed a handful of dirt and threw it at him. "Get back to your work!"
Sun Chuci whispered a reminder: "After we get back to the dorm, I'll talk to someone about it. My roommate seems to have a girlfriend. We'll see how we can switch places, and you can move into my dorm."
"Pfft!" Tuanzi was completely stunned. "Sun Chuci, we... we've only been holding hands for a few days, what kind of inappropriate words are you saying?"
Sun Chuci was taken aback for a moment. "When cultivating the Myriad Thunder Department, there will be thunderous sounds within our bodies. If we don't change dorms, people will hear us cultivating. This is probably the dean's private matter, so we need to be careful. Don't worry, I'll put a sheet between our beds, I won't do anything to you."
Tuanzi stared at the clueless man in front of her for a long while before finally saying, "Okay..."
Qing Chen listened from a recliner in the distance. He had felt that Tuanzi's gaze towards Sun Chuci was suspicious from the beginning, but he never expected that the two of them would actually end up together.
Qing Chen: "Everyone, get to work properly and stop whispering to each other."
At this point, the six students got back to work, and even though they knew it was meaningless digging and filling holes, they were all full of energy.
Zard, the specially appointed supervisor, scratched his head, feeling as if he had suddenly lost his purpose.
"Ah, aren't you guys going to take a break?" Zard said. "You guys are making me look like a dullard."
Six students glanced at him...
This is the first section of the Myriad Thunder Department's Breathing Technique, something everyone had been eagerly anticipating, and now we've obtained it.
Moreover, you don't need to spend any points.
Although some people obtained the first section of the Breathing Technique earlier than them, they had nothing left after redeeming their points, returning to square one overnight.
The students in the Agricultural Academy are different; they have a lot more points...
Tonight I can go to the cafeteria and order a plate of king crab legs. There's even a "cafeteria stir-fry guide" posted by a student on the forum app.
Among the dishes, the most worthwhile stir-fries to try in the cafeteria are spicy crayfish, steamed hairy crab, stir-fried swimming crab, king crab legs, Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, roasted lamb chops, spicy blood curd, and sour soup fish...
The guide also included pictures, making the students drool.
During a break, Kamishiro Kono wiped the sweat from her brow and chuckled, "Classmates, let's add each other as friends?"
The past few days have been stressful for everyone, and there's been no desire for interaction between classmates. Now that we're in a better mood, we should at least get to know our classmates whom we'll be spending a lot of time with in the future.
Only at this moment did the Agricultural Academy begin to take shape.
3:40 p. m.
Huan Yu, carrying a backpack full of Little Jumping Frog, stood on the steps at the entrance of the Supernatural Academy.
He struggled and hesitated for a long time with a calm expression.
Finally, he took out his phone from his pocket and started calculating the points he had accumulated over the past few days.
My phone's notes show that I advanced to the quarterfinals of Go the day before yesterday, earning 10 points. I also attended a lecture that evening, earning another 10 points.
Yesterday I played a basketball game with a random team and was awarded 15 points. In the evening I participated in an outdoor class and was awarded 15 points.
That gives him 185 points.
There are still 15 points short of the 200 points the child wants.
At this moment, the members of yesterday's amateur basketball team saw a text message: "Hey pro, there's a 3V3 basketball game tonight at 8 PM. Interested in joining? Lots of girls will be watching, and you'll get 30 points if you win."
Huan Yu looked at the message with a cold expression and then sneered.
Are there girls watching the game? What a boring hobby, the foolishness of a mortal.
The basketball games at the college were completely devoid of competition for him.
For a player of his caliber to play basketball in a place like this is simply an insult to his status as a top player.
But Huan Yu thought of the child's hopes and pleas...
After a long silence, he typed a reply on his phone, "Okay, see you at 8 pm. I'm going back to my dorm to change."
Huan Yu put her phone in her pocket and slowly walked towards the dormitory area.
As he passed by the bar, he glanced at the craft beer displayed on the counter and stopped.
Want a drink?
It's rare to be muddle-headed in life; being too clear-headed can lead to suffering.
Anyway, the kid said he could spend 35 points.
Moreover, he has already earned 50 points for the other party!
Huan Yu twitched her index finger.
But then he remembered that he needed to finish the basketball game today to accumulate enough points for the kids to reach 200...
Huan Yu sighed and ultimately did not go to the bar, but continued walking towards the dormitory.
In the evening, Nangong Yuanyu returned to her dormitory and took a shower first.
When I came out of the washroom, I saw Freemasons sitting in their dorm rooms in large numbers.
He was startled. "What serious thing happened?"
The Freemasons hesitated to speak.
Nangong Yuanyu raised an eyebrow. "Say what you want to say quickly."
"Brother Yuanyu, many classmates redeemed the first section of the Myriad Thunder Department Breathing Technique today. It's said that when you receive this thing, you have to be under Secret Keeping Technique so you can't teach it to others," a Freemason said. "We wanted to redeem it for you, but we couldn't."
Nangong Yuanyu has extremely high talent for cultivation. Even without dual cultivation, he was able to become the first in the Freemasons in terms of cultivation progress and enter the ranks of C-Class experts, which is an incredible thing in itself.
For example, geniuses like Nangong Yuanyu and Li Tongyun are one in tens of thousands.
The Parent's Association now has hundreds of thousands of members, and only two exceptionally talented cultivation geniuses, Xiao Qi and Xiao San, have emerged from among them. Even Luo Wanyai was a master who was specially nurtured by members of the White Day group and forcibly instilled with spiritual power.
Therefore, the Freemasons knew that Nangong Yuanyu wanted to exchange for a more powerful cultivation lineage like the Myriad Thunder Department.
However, Nangong Yuanyu is in the Agricultural Academy, so she definitely doesn't have enough points.
The other Freemasons weren't particularly interested in the Myriad Thunder Department, since the Zhunti Method suited them quite well...
Nangong Yuanyu looked around and said with a smile, "I thought it was something serious. Are you worried that I'm too competitive and will be disappointed? Don't worry, I won't. We're going to transmigrate tonight, so everyone should prepare their medicine. If I find out you've forgotten to bring your medicine to the Inner World, you'll be in for a world-class punishment."
The Freemasons became even more worried after hearing what he said.
Nangong Yuanyu is good in every way. He led everyone through one setback and hardship after another in the wilderness. He is wise, courageous, resilient, and upright.
However, there is one downside: they are too competitive and have an overly strong sense of self-esteem.
Everyone knew Nangong Yuanyu, so they just thought this Freemason leader was putting on a brave face...
Just then, Nangong Yuanyu's phone rang. He looked at the Agricultural Academy Class of 2022 group chat and saw a message from Kamishiro Kono: "Today is worth celebrating! How about I treat everyone to stir-fry at the cafeteria? I've been saving up points for this!"
Tuanzi: "Okay, okay!"
Sun Chuci: "Sprinkling flowers!"
Kamishiro Kono: "See you in the cafeteria in 15 minutes!"
Nangong Yuanyu smiled knowingly; it seemed that the students were all in a good mood.
He looked at the Freemasons: "I have to go out for a bit. Okay, okay, don't worry about me. We'll talk about it when we get to the Inner World. We'll all be together anyway."
Compared to what Sun Chuci experienced, the Freemasons were clearly much more united.
What no one knew was that Nangong Yuanyu had already obtained the Myriad Thunder Department he wanted.
He gradually began to understand why Mr. Shadow wanted him to join the Agricultural Academy.
In the cafeteria, Kamishiro Kono generously ordered a table full of dishes.
The crabs alone were piled up like a small mountain.
In the kitchen, chefs from the Inner World were still continuously preparing various dishes.
Tuanzi stood admiringly beside the table. "That must have earned a lot of points, right?"
Kamishiro Kono laughed and said, "32 points. I felt like I couldn't go on like this for a while, but thankfully everyone has been there for me. Thank you all. At first, I couldn't finish the tasks assigned by Teacher Zard, and it was Ma Jingjing Yi Wenbo who helped me out."
Tuanzi whispered to Sun Chuci, "The people from the island nation are so polite."
At this moment, Ma Jingjing Yi Wenbo also arrived from afar, carrying a dozen beers, which would cost 60 points, split equally between them, thirty points each.
Because beer contains harmful substances, the college sets the price higher to control everyone's consumption.
Sun Chuci laughed and said, "Isn't that too much of a waste?"
Ma Jingjing laughed and said, "We finally made it through this week, let's celebrate!"
When the six students from the Agricultural Academy celebrated, the lavish meal attracted the attention of the other students.
Someone whispered, "Hey? Aren't those six people from the Agricultural Academy? How come they're so rich?"
Someone chuckled softly, "Anyway, I'm always farming and don't have time to grind for points. I can't accumulate enough points for anything I want to do, so I might as well spend them all. Not everyone has to be a high achiever. I think this is great; I don't have to compete with everyone else, and life is much easier."
Although these words seem like expressions of envy on the surface, they are actually a form of sarcasm.
These people were speaking quite loudly, yet the six students from the Agricultural Academy exchanged glances and smiled knowingly without a word.
Tuanzi wanted to argue, but Sun Chuci immediately stopped her.
After all, the dean said we had to learn it secretly.
Only they themselves know what the benefits are at the Agricultural Academy.
Although they will have to continue digging and filling holes in the future, it won't stop them from having a happy moment now.
Just as Tuanzi was dissecting crab legs for Sun Chuci, she saw the other five members of their team, along with some new friends from the college, walk into the cafeteria.
The Tuanzi waved its crab legs happily in greeting.
The team members were stunned for a moment. They glanced at the feast on the table, then at Sun Chuci and Tuanzi's tanned skin.
Kamishiro Kono asked, "A friend? Why don't we sit down and eat together? I've ordered too much..."
After thinking for a moment, Tuanzi called out to her team members, "Come on, let's eat together. We've ordered a bit too much."
But one of the team members came over and refused with a smile, "No need, Sister Tuanzi. We have to hurry up and participate in the basketball game after we finish eating. There is a 3V3 game at 8 pm tonight. The winning team can get 30 points... Brother Chuci, you must save your points. There will be many uses for points in the future."
With that, the team member turned and left.
The other person didn't mock her at all, and their words were sincere, but Tuanzi just couldn't be happy.
Sometimes, parting ways with friends in life isn't because we've argued or had conflicts; it's just that we've simply disappeared from each other's lives.
Ma Jingjing Yi Wenbo exchanged a glance.
Only these two knew the dean's identity. In their view, as long as they could stay in the Agricultural Academy, something good would surely happen to them.
After all... that dean hasn't planted a single plant yet!
For that dean, the Agricultural Academy hadn't even started yet!
While they were pondering this, everyone received a text message from Zard: "Come here, come here, come to the academy, the dean has something to tell you!"
The six of them looked at each other in bewilderment, then quickly got up and ran towards the Agricultural Academy.
It was already night.
When the six arrived at the Agricultural Academy, Qing Chen was standing with his back to them in the bright moonlight.
In everyone's memory, the dean always sat in his recliner, as if he rarely moved.
Qing Chen said, "I hope I didn't disturb your dinner. Come on over, the Agricultural Academy's courses officially begin tonight."
As he spoke, Zard plunged a palm into his own abdomen in front of everyone.
"Ah!" Tuanzi cried out in terror.
Qing Chen glanced at Zard speechlessly. "Can you stop being so dramatic..."
"Yes, Dean," Zard hurriedly pulled out the saplings from his stomach: one Purple Orchid Star, ten Jingshan Tea saplings, and ten Chicken Blood Sprout.
Everyone watched as Zard's body collapsed like a deflated balloon, returning to its original form.
At first, people who weren't familiar with Zard thought he was naturally that fat!
"Dean, what kind of plant is this?" Nangong Yuanyu asked respectfully.
Qing Chen said, "You don't need to know this yet."
Qing Chen: "Starting today, you will be divided into three groups to take care of these saplings. If you manage to kill even one, I will deduct 100 points from each of you. Understand?"
"Clear..."
Qing Chen pointed to the Jingshan Tea: "Sun Chuci and Tuanzi, you two take care of these ten plants. Remember, these saplings need to be watered with 10 milliliters of water every hour, and the time error should not exceed 2 minutes. Only if you do this can they grow new buds."
Sun Chuci and Tuanzi were immediately horrified.
Do I have to water it every hour? And the timing is extremely strict. Wouldn't that drive a person crazy in the long run?
Qing Chen pointed to the Chicken Blood Sprout: "Ma Jingjing, Yi Wenbo, you two take care of these ten plants. Remember to cut three branches from each plant every day, dry them, and grind them into powder."
Ma Jingjing Yi Wenbo thought that the cultivation conditions for Chicken Blood Sprout were relatively simple.
Qing Chen pointed to the only Purple Orchid Star: "Nangong Yuanyu, Kamishiro Kono, you two keep an eye on it, this one is quite precious."
As everyone looked, the Purple Orchid Star shone brightly in the night, with a total of seven strange leaves that looked like foxtail grass, each leaf shimmering with purple starlight.
Qing Chen continued, "Every time it naturally sheds a leaf, you must collect it and give it to me. In addition, every time it is transplanted, every time it flowers and bears fruit, it requires a portion of the body of C-Class or higher superhuman as a condition. Nangong Yuanyu, you are C-Class, right? I'll assign you the task of providing a portion of the body in the early stages."
The students were startled. What kind of plant would have such strange growing conditions?
They looked at Nangong Yuanyu with pity. If Nangong Yuanyu took care of him for a while, wouldn't he die?
Nangong Yuanyu mustered her courage and asked, "Dean, how often does this purple plant flower and bear fruit?"
Qing Chen thought for a moment and said, "The soil in the Agricultural Academy is special. All plants grow rapidly, shedding about three spikes of leaves and growing three new spikes of leaves every day, and flowering and bearing fruit once every three days."
Each fruiting period can grow one more Purple Orchid Star, meaning that in the Agricultural Academy, one more plant can be grown every three days. If it were placed outside, it might not grow a new plant for three years, and it might not even lose a single leaf for half a year.
According to Shadow, a single ear of grain can increase cultivation speed for seven days. Cultivating with the Purple Orchid Star in one's mouth will increase the speed three times over, making the effect terrifying.
Of course, there is only one of these plants in the entire Forbidden Zone No. 10, and not just anyone in the Inner World can cultivate with this plant in their mouth.
It is said that among the entire Chen family, only Chen Yu ever used it.
The Chen family had someone specifically cultivating the Purple Orchid Star, and the entire Chen family managed to cultivate only 7 plants.
But things are different on Whale Island. The production of Purple Orchid Star will soon be enough to cover the entire Agricultural Academy and the daytime.
Over a longer period, it could also encompass Freemasonry, core members of the Parent's Association, and even extend to Time Walker Academy.
Thinking about this, Qing Chen even had more to look forward to...
"Dean?" Nangong Yuanyu asked tentatively, "Do I... really have to raise it by self-harming? I'm a little scared."
Qing Chen said, "What are you afraid of? I'll demonstrate for you during the first transplant."
Everyone turned pale, awaiting the bloody scene.
Before, no matter how hard or tiring it was, everyone had never regretted joining the Agricultural Academy. But now, they were starting to regret it. They hadn't expected the things grown at the Agricultural Academy to be so strange!
Moreover, they didn't even know what these plants did.
At this moment, Qing Chen placed Purple Orchid Star into a pit.
Then he took out nail clippers, cut a small piece of his nail into the hole, and gestured to Zard, "Fill it in with dirt."
Nangong Yuanyu: "???"
Kamishiro Kono: "???"
Everyone carefully recalled the planting conditions of Purple Orchid Star: "Each transplant, flowering, and fruiting requires a part of the body of C-Class or higher superhuman as a condition."
Are fingernails considered part of the body?
Strictly speaking, hair and nails are extensions of the human skeleton, so of course they count...
This bug is way too overpowered! Can a normal person exploit a bug like that?!
Qing Chen turned back to them with a smile, "What, you thought I was going to cut off a hand? What are you thinking? Alright, it's almost time. Remember to cultivate diligently after you get to the Inner World."
As they spoke, everyone glanced at the time.
The countdown has reached zero.
The world was plunged into darkness.
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