Douluo: Dream Invasion, All Beauties Become Wives
Chapter 31

Beating Gangzi to a Pulp

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When the word "six" fell, Yu Xiaogang could no longer suppress the fury in his heart. He roared furiously:

"Fine. Since that's how it is, I'll give you what you want.

But you just said yourself that injuries are normal in Soul Fighting. Everyone heard you.

So don't go crying and whining afterward, blaming me for hitting too hard, and don't accuse me of failing to act like a teacher."

He'd provoked him again and again. Did he really think Yu Xiaogang had a good temper?

Huang Tian: "Five!"

"Very good. Very, very good. I'll teach you what it means to know your place.

Nobody stop me. Come out, Luo Sanpao."

Yu Xiaogang was clearly furious beyond measure. After holding it in as long as he could, he finally let it loose. Every word seemed to grind its way out between his teeth, brimming with hatred.

A faint ripple of Soul Power spread around him, undulating like water.

A strange creature suddenly appeared in front of him. Its head looked a little like that of a small dog, but it had a round belly, a huge rump, and four stubby little legs that looked a bit like a pig's.

At the same time, two yellow rings rose beneath his feet. One was a little duller, while the other was relatively pure, though the color difference wasn't too great and was hard to make out at a glance.

Huang Tian: "Four!"

"Don't be rash, you two! Huang Tian, you're a child. What's the harm in letting your teacher have his way?

Xiaogang, as a teacher, don't you have even that much magnanimity? Listen to me and go back first."

The principal was on the verge of going mad. His face was mournful, and he looked ready to drop dead on the spot.

He couldn't understand what sins he'd committed in his past life to end up meeting two people like these.

One child was determined to beat up an adult, and one adult was determined to pick a fight with a child.

Yu Xiaogang turned a deaf ear. With astonishing speed, he took a carrot out of his Soul Tool and fed it to Luo Sanpao.

It was already a little late. Luo Sanpao needed some time to digest the carrot before he could unleash enough power.

Huang Tian's eyes narrowed.

"Principal, this has nothing to do with you. No one will blame you. But if you dare interfere with the Soul Fighting, you'll be my enemy from now on. I'm not joking.

Two."

Hearing his opponent say that, Gangzi's temper flared too.

"If you dare stop him, then you and I are finished too."

The principal: "..."

"Fine. You two are so damn tough."

"If I can't afford to provoke you, I can still keep out of your way, can't I?"

The principal meekly left, but he'd already made up his mind: no matter which one of them got into trouble, he'd rush to save them immediately. He absolutely couldn't let things turn serious.

Then, as if he'd thought of something, he hurriedly directed all the onlookers to retreat a good distance.

"When I call zero, that's the start. You can attack.

One."

"Zero!"

As soon as the word "zero" left Yu Xiaogang's mouth, his two Soul Rings lit up and detached from his body, flying toward Luo Sanpao.

Beast Martial Souls could leave the body and move around like living creatures. Now even Soul Rings could detach? In the distance, many teachers and students who'd never seen this before stared in astonishment.

At the same time, Huang Tian's white Soul Ring gave off a dim glow, and a two-meter-long Blue Gold Great Spear appeared out of thin air in his palm.

In an instant, everyone's expressions turned solemn. They stared intently at the two of them, afraid to miss a single moment.

In the blink of an eye,

after summoning the Blue Silver Saint Emperor Spear, Huang Tian didn't hesitate for even a moment. He sprang forward and hurled it into the distance like a javelin.

With his second Body Martial Soul, he wasn't afraid of those two farting Soul Skills. He just didn't want to smell any farts.

To release his Soul Skill, Luo Sanpao had to inhale deeply first, puffing up his belly. The more air he sucked in and the bigger his belly grew, the stronger the attack would be. That would obviously make him a sitting duck.

Seeing this, Gangzi was forced to stop channeling Soul Power. He cried out in alarm,

"Sanpao!"

Luo Sanpao nodded with surprising intelligence and lumbered to the side, dodging the javelin that came hurtling down from the sky.

The sharp spearhead sank deep into the field, scattering a little dirt.

With a thud, Yu Xiaogang looked at the spear. It had the high-end sheen of colored glass, yet hadn't broken apart despite colliding at such speed. Its strength was impressive too.

Suddenly, inspiration struck like a clap of thunder in his mind, and only then did he belatedly realize—

No, this can't be a Ten-Year Soul Skill.

His Martial Soul doesn't look like ordinary Blue Silver Grass either. It's true that Soul Rings can evolve a Martial Soul and alter its appearance to some extent, but they could never change it this much.

A Ten-Year Soul Ring would have a negligible effect. It would take a hundred-thousand-year one to do that.

But even though he'd figured it out, it was already too late.

Huang Tian's attacks came one after another, relentless and flowing together like running water.

He kept charging forward. As soon as the Blue Silver Saint Emperor Spear hit the ground, he canceled the Soul Skill and immediately released it again, hurling it out to interrupt Yu Xiaogang's casting.

After three consecutive attacks, only three meters remained between them.

Five thick vines quickly surged from his palm, splitting off like snakes in five directions to coil around Luo Sanpao.

Seeing that the situation was bad, Luo Sanpao tried to circle around. He'd barely taken two steps before the vines caught up and bound him like a dumpling.

The audience on the field let out a perfectly synchronized gasp.

Xiao Wu jumped up and cheered. Her pink eyes sparkled, and she looked more excited than anyone.

"Nice! Beat him up! Give him a good beating! Haha!"

The vines were exceptionally tough. Luo Sanpao tried to break free on Yu Xiaogang's command, but failed.

Cold sweat abruptly broke out on Yu Xiaogang's forehead. He felt that he might really lose.

It was a fact that adults were physically stronger than children, but if a long spear pierced him...

Just as Gangzi was gripped by terror, Huang Tian suddenly let go, allowing the great spear to fall from his hand.

If he used the spear, he was afraid he might accidentally stab the other man to death. What would Tang San do without this excellent teacher to add poison attributes to his Blue Silver Emperor?

Even the village chief's dimwitted son, Wang Defa, wouldn't do something like that—at least, no normal Soul Master would.

Huang Tian pushed off the ground with both legs and leaped into the air. He bent his right arm to gather strength, then used the momentum of his forward rush to smash his fist hard into Yu Xiaogang's chin.

A hit there could cause dizziness. He was worried that if his opponent surrendered too early, he wouldn't get to enjoy the beating, and that would leave him feeling miserable.

Power strong enough to rival a three-ring Soul Elder traveled from the chin to the brain, making Gangzi's face ripple violently like a torn plastic sheet flapping in the wind.

Severe pain crashed through his mind like a tsunami slamming into a reef.

His eyes rolled back, and the words he'd been about to say never made it out.

Huang Tian had guessed right. That bastard really had wanted to surrender,

and he'd already planned to tell his disciple afterward that he'd deliberately held back so he wouldn't hurt the child.

Never mind how hypocritical he was or how thick-skinned; his mind really did work faster than most people's.

Huang Tian showed no mercy now that he had the upper hand. After landing, he planted his feet in a horse stance and twisted his waist, driving his left shoulder forward at full speed.

A cannonball of a punch slammed into Yu Xiaogang's stomach, instantly doubling him over like a giant shrimp.

Then he swept out with his right leg, imitating the move he'd used to beat up Tang San earlier and sending Yu Xiaogang flying sideways, his body parallel to the ground.

Then he clenched both hands into fists and leaped again, gathering all his strength before smashing it down hard onto Gangzi's chest.

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