Awkward Soul Transmigration

"Where is this? Gulp!!"

The face of the fetus inside Chi-Chi's womb revealed the bewildered expression of a grown man!!

The embryo seemed to have just awakened, carefully recalling its memories!!

As he delved deeper into the memories of his mind, he gradually recalled the memories of his past life!!

In his past life, he was a gold-medal salesman, but three years of the pandemic had left him destitute!

As a qualified member of the post-90s generation, he certainly wouldn't let himself suffer if he could help it!

The very day the pandemic restrictions were lifted, he immediately booked a flight to the legendary Pillar Mountain, Kunlun Mountain!!

Since he had no savings, he had no choice but to accept the kindness of Father Ma and become a Huabei war god for once!

Kunlun Mountain, the sacred ground of myths, was filled with the unknown and the mysterious!

As for why he wanted to go to Kunlun Mountain, it was naturally due to a change in his mindset; after experiencing the pandemic, he had seen too many partings and deaths in this era of information explosion!

What use was money, whether much or little?

He decided to live for himself for once. Since childhood, he had loved reading mythological stories and was filled with a thirst for knowledge and exploration regarding Kunlun Mountain, the birthplace of myths!

He set aside his responsibilities, shouldered his pack, and resolutely embarked on the journey to Kunlun Mountain!

Imagination is beautiful, but reality is cruel!

He had walked less than a third of the way up from the foot of Kunlun Mountain when he encountered a mysterious cave, from which a faint, mysterious yellow light emanated!

Driven by curiosity, he stepped into the cave!

After a blinding flash of light, he arrived in this primordial land!

Gulp, gulp!!

"This is fucking awesome! If I'm not mistaken, I've transmigrated!!"

Although no sound could come from within the womb, his excited eyes and the flailing of his unformed little hands and feet all proved his excitement!

"I don't even have to pay back Father Ma's Huabei anymore; death clears all debts!! Since I've transmigrated, it's no different from being dead anyway!!"

Is this what a normal person would think???

As Chi-Chi's body swayed involuntarily, Son Gohan's thoughts returned to reality!

Because the swaying made him feel a bit dizzy!

"Goku-san?? Yoshi?? And this feeling of power, even greater than in my past life!! Could it be???" Although Son Gohan couldn't see outside, through the sounds he heard, he guessed which world he had transmigrated into!!

"Dragon Ball, the Seven Dragon Balls!! The Dragon Ball world where hands can shatter stars and bodies can roam the starry sky!! That's right!! I've soul-transmigrated into Son Gohan!!"

But the timing of this awakening was, more or less, a bit awkward!!

"Hold your horses!!" Son Gohan's entire being resisted!!

Yet his resistance was futile.

What?? You ask about Son Gohan's soul?? That was, of course, gone. After all, how could a blank sheet of paper contend with a sky-drenching flood of ink!

A conscious embryo facing such laws of yin and yang—what could he do? He could only watch awkwardly!!

Son Gohan watched awkwardly while wondering how Chi-Chi, a mere Earthling, could contend with the perverted Saiyan Son Goku.

Although the Earthling body was inferior to a Saiyan's, the art of overcoming hardness with softness was displayed to the fullest by Chi-Chi!

Let him be strong, the clear breeze blows over the mountain ridge!

"I don't know which timeline of the Dragon Ball world I've transmigrated into, but since I'm here, the place where I stand is the main world!! Son Gohan, rest in peace!! I will definitely push this body with its powerful talent to the limit!! Frieza, Cell, Majin Buu, Beerus, Angels, Grand Priest, Zeno, Zalama!!! I want to see everything in this world with my own eyes!!" Son Gohan secretly made up his mind!

"Universe consciousness above, from this day forward, Son Gohan is me, and I am Son Gohan!!"

Boom!!

A bolt of natural thunder struck, and the last trace of incompatibility between his past-life soul and Son Gohan's body completely dissipated!

The Earth of his past life lost a dashing, peerlessly handsome young man!

The Dragon Ball world gained a black-bellied half-breed with a soul as dark as ink!

As time passed!!

"Waa!!!!"

"It's born, it's born, a big, fat boy!!" The midwife ran out of the room, overjoyed!!

Son Gohan looked at the running midwife with angry eyes!!

Because he had just been born, he couldn't speak yet, and as a soul of an adult, crying was out of the question!

This led the midwife to think he was a mute!

So, she raised her hand and slapped Son Gohan's butt, one hit after another!

With no other choice, Son Gohan had to give up his resistance and let out a loud cry!!

"You damn old hag, just you wait!!" Son Gohan's eyes were filled with malice!

"Haha, good, good, wonderful! I, the Ox-King, have a grandson!!" The Ox-King's massive body jumped three feet high.

"Chi-Chi!! Are you alright?" Although Sun Wukong was simple-minded, Chi-Chi's miserable wails still stirred a sense of unease within him.

"Wukong, I'm fine!! Bring the child over, let me see him!!" Chi-Chi struggled to sit up, leaning her back against the headboard.

Although she was not as physically robust as Sun Wukong, as a martial artist, she was still significantly stronger than the average Earthling.

"You wait there. I'll go get Gohan!!" Sun Wukong turned around, picked up Gohan from the small crib nearby, and placed him beside Chi-Chi.

Before Son Gohan was even born, Sun Wukong had already chosen his name; to commemorate his late grandfather, he had named him Gohan.

"Huh, why does Gohan have such long hair the moment he's born? And a tail?? He actually has a tail??" Chi-Chi said, looking at Gohan in astonishment.

"I had a tail too, but wasn't it cut off by Oolong and the others back then!! It must be because of me!!" Wukong scratched the back of his head and explained.

"It should be fine! But why does he look a bit unhappy to me?" Chi-Chi wondered aloud.

"Waaah!!! (Of course I'm unhappy, why are you poking my privates!!)" Son Gohan resisted, his hands and feet flailing about.

"Dad, I'm going hunting with you!!" Son Gohan snuck over to Sun Wukong's side.

"No, you are not allowed to go! Your future is to become a great scholar; you cannot be a martial artist who doesn't know how to earn money like your father!" Chi-Chi stormed over behind Gohan, grabbed him by the back of his collar, and hauled him toward the house!

He started walking at one month old and began calling them Mom and Dad at six months!!

In truth, he could have spoken as early as his first month, but he refrained because he was afraid of scaring Chi-Chi!

He forced himself to hold back for half a year before finally speaking!

Even so, this left Chi-Chi stunned, and she immediately made up her mind to make Gohan a scholar!

After all, there was a massive difference between babbling and speaking a fluent sentence!

With such talent, wouldn't it be a waste not to study!!

Son Gohan regretted it!!!