Dragon Ball: Even Zeno Can't Stop Him, I Said
Chapter 43

Task: Arrest the Evil Trio

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Galactic Patrol Headquarters!

"Son Gohan! On this wanted list, the top three are the most notorious villains in the universe. Pick one!" Merus led Son Gohan into the mission hall.

As soon as Son Gohan looked up, he saw a massive display screen showing photos, names, and dossiers.

Wanted List Rank 1: The Evil Trio, consisting of the three brothers Rosa, Ropa, and Rona. One is lecherous, one is gluttonous, and one is bloodthirsty!

Below were detailed descriptions: Rosa's lechery was such that he wanted to test the depths of any living creature, regardless of their species!

Ropa's gluttony involved feasting on the brains of sentient beings!

As for Rona, he killed without reason; he killed simply because he enjoyed it!

The three brothers could be described as the most perverted of the perverted!

Rank 2: The Galactic Emperor Frieza. As the strongest existence in the North Galaxy, his army primarily dealt in planetary trade, attacking planets everywhere and causing countless beings to become displaced or face extinction. Most detestably, he would sell the planets he conquered back to the very aliens whose homes he had destroyed!

Rank 3: Bojack.

The strongest in the South Galaxy, a thug who traveled across the four galaxies—East, West, North, and South—causing destruction until he was finally sealed away on a planet at the edge of the galaxy by the combined efforts of the four King Kais! Because he is still alive, he remains on the wanted list!

Rank 4: ...

Son Gohan lost interest after that.

"Brother Merus, is the Evil Trio stronger than Frieza?" Son Gohan asked curiously.

Merus shook his head upon hearing this: "Not at all. Their combat power is lower than Frieza's. However, their peculiar methods have allowed them to evade capture time and time again! Many Galactic Patrol officers have fallen into their hands! The reason they are ranked first is that the extent of their evil surpasses Frieza's. Frieza maintains an army and conquers planets, which, to some extent, is a law of survival in the universe! He is ranked second because he is simply too excessive, wantonly attacking other planets and causing the Seventh Universe to lag in development."

Merus did not explain exactly what methods the three brothers possessed, but he had clarified why they were ranked first.

This only made Son Gohan more curious!

"I've decided. I'm going to hunt them down." Son Gohan's curiosity was piqued.

"Are you sure? If you choose Frieza, given your strength, you would be more than capable of defeating or even killing him!" Merus said, surprised.

"What I want is to improve myself and enrich my methods and strength, not to chase after those so-called rewards!" Son Gohan pointed at the bounty rewards in Galactic Coins on the screen.

"Heh, since you've decided, then it's them! Come with me!" Merus walked toward the front desk.

"Captain Merus, hello! Which mission would you like to accept?" the young lady at the front desk asked, her face flushing red.

"Wanted List Rank 1: The Evil Trio!" Merus said coldly.

"That's wonderful! Captain Merus, you're finally taking action. Those three guys are just too detestable. My cousin, who lived on Meiao Planet, had her brains eaten by Ropa!" The young lady was both excited and furious.

"Don't worry, I will definitely bring them to justice!" Son Gohan stepped forward to give his assurance.

"Him?" The young lady looked at Merus with a puzzled expression.

"His name is Son Gohan. He will be the lead on this mission, and I will provide support!" Merus added Son Gohan's name to the file.

"Fine. As long as you are there, there is hope!" The young lady's disappointed expression clearly showed she didn't trust Son Gohan.

Son Gohan didn't mind. After accepting the mission, he followed Merus onto the spaceship and departed.

"Brother, can you find them?" Son Gohan asked curiously.

"Headquarters has always had their location coordinates, don't worry!" Merus said calmly.

"Mm, that's good!" Son Gohan began doing push-ups and sit-ups, clearly unable to suppress the fighting spirit in his heart!

Two months later!

A purple planet!

BOOM! HISS!

The thrusters at the rear of the spacecraft spewed flames as it landed on a plain.

"We've arrived. I didn't expect the flight to take two whole months. If I had known, I would have used Instant Transmission; what a waste of time!" Son Gohan stepped out of the hatch and stretched his back.

"You know Instant Transmission? Why didn't you say so earlier?" Merus asked, astonished.

"Eh? I thought you could tell!"

"Bullshit! Who can tell you have a skill if you don't use it?" Merus snapped.

"Ah, this! Is that my fault?" Son Gohan looked at Merus guiltily.

"Forget it. Once the mission is complete, you must use Instant Transmission to take me back, and the ship has to be brought back too. It's too infuriating—having such a useful skill and not saying anything earlier!" Merus said, unwilling to let it go.

"You didn't ask, did you?" Son Gohan retorted.

"You wouldn't say it if I didn't ask?"

"If you didn't ask, how was I supposed to know you didn't know?"

"If you didn't tell me, how was I supposed to know you could do it?"

"I can't just go around telling everyone I meet that I know Instant Transmission, can I?"

"So, does that mean I'm just some dispensable person to you?" Merus looked at Son Gohan with a strange gaze.

"Uh? The atmosphere feels a bit off!" Son Gohan felt as if he smelled something sour.

At the same time, a chill ran down his spine!

"What are you doing??" Son Gohan retreated in terror, step after step.

There was no one else around for miles!!

"Son Gohan, are you out of your mind?? My values are normal, and my tastes are normal!!" Merus naturally saw exactly what he was thinking.

"Whew!! You scared the life out of me!!" Son Gohan let out a long, heavy breath.

"Hmph, Son Gohan, I was originally planning to show you the ropes... but, with that attitude of yours... hmph!" Merus snorted again and again.

"Oh, come on, Brother Merus, I was wrong... from now on, just say the word, and Instant Transmission is at your service!" Son Gohan hurriedly tried to curry favor.

"We'll see how you perform. Let's go, the Evil Trio is in a city three thousand kilometers to the east!" Merus took the lead and floated into the air.

Son Gohan followed closely behind!

This purple planet was called Sena Planet, and the inhabitants were the Sena Race; they possessed no superpowers, had low combat power, and were much like Earthlings.

They had purple skin and facial features similar to Earthlings, but with an extra pair of ears! Their body structure was also nearly identical to that of humans.

Most intelligent life forms in the Seventh Universe were humanoid, with some simply having a few extra parts or features.

The lecherous eldest brother of the trio, Rosa, was wandering through the city, searching for prey.

The second brother, Ropa, was likewise observing which Sena had a larger head, drool dripping from the corners of his mouth!!

The third brother, Rona, hovered above the city, waiting for his older brothers to finish their fun so he could begin the slaughter!!

"Brother Merus, why do those three brothers look exactly like the Sena? Could it be that they were originally from Sena Planet?" Son Gohan and Merus hid in the shadows.

"That is their first peculiar skill, Imposter! They can transform into any life form they have ever seen!" Merus explained.

"I see!! Should I make my move now?" Son Gohan asked excitedly.

"Take them to a place where no one is around. We cannot harm the innocent!" Merus said.

"That's true... I understand, leave it to me!" Son Gohan vanished with a whoosh.

When he reappeared, he was already beside the eldest, Rosa, and grabbing him, he used Instant Transmission to vanish, arriving at a deserted plain!

"Who goes there??" Rosa cried out in shock.

Rona, high in the sky, also sensed the anomaly and flew rapidly toward Rosa's location.

Ropa suddenly sensed that Rosa's position had become extremely distant; he instantly wiped away his greedy gaze, flew into the sky, and moved at high speed toward Son Gohan's position!

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