Dragon Ball: I Condensed Destruction to Infinity
Chapter 47

Get Lost, Foolish Human

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Beerus's eyeballs widened, his expression shifting repeatedly.

"Whoosh!"

Beerus flew over from a distance and grabbed Majin Buu's head.

"Sorry, he was just joking with you, please don't mind him," Beerus quickly explained to Lu Fan.

This guy's identity is still uncertain.

I'd better not provoke him.

Besides, this fatso...

The Grand Priest said that the winner of the match would get a can of Cola.

You drank one can, and you still want another?

Are you trying to die?!

Beerus didn't even dare to look at the Grand Priest.

Because Beerus felt a chill down his spine.

It was as if the Grand Priest was staring at him.

"I'm very sorry for the trouble," Beerus apologized to Lu Fan again and bowed with Majin Buu.

Immediately after, Beerus quickly pulled Majin Buu away from Universe 6's spectator area and returned to their own.

"You fatso, do you know what you're doing? If you dare to mess around again, do you believe I'll destroy you!" Beerus said with a dark expression.

Majin Buu snorted, a murderous intent flashing in his eyes.

However, after thinking about the power of this cat-person, Majin Buu felt a bit lost.

I'm no match for him at all.

I'll keep a low profile for now.

"Heh heh, Beerus's cowardly look is hilarious just thinking about it," Champa chuckled gleefully. "He probably doesn't know Lu Fan's true identity, does he?"

"No, he doesn't," Vados nodded.

"This is too funny. I wonder what kind of expression he'd have if he knew," Champa showed off his pearly white teeth.

"Then, let's continue with the fourth match," the Grand Priest announced. "The fourth match will be between Ms. Ribrian of Universe 2 and Mr. Zamasu of Universe 10."

"Ribrian, it's up to you," Heles said to Ribrian.

"He will definitely fall at my feet," Ribrian said confidently.

Heles fell silent.

I feel like this woman I found isn't very reliable.

"Zamasu, go easy on her. It's rare to see such a beautiful woman," Rumsshi's face flushed as he looked at Ribrian.

Zamasu glanced at Rumsshi.

You're an elephant!

Don't you prefer female elephants?

You're actually smitten with this woman...

Zamasu shook his head.

"Slap!"

Zamasu slowly flew onto the stage and appeared opposite Ribrian.

"Let the match begin!" the Grand Priest announced loudly.

"Lu Fan, look quickly! A great beauty," Vados said to Lu Fan with a smile.

Lu Fan stared intently at Vados.

"I'm not asking you to look at me, I'm asking you to look at Ribrian on the stage," Vados explained.

"Her?" Lu Fan looked skeptical. "She can be called a beauty?"

"Of course, in our divine realm, plumpness is considered beauty. Actually, my appearance is only second-class. First-class beauties are like Ribrian," Vados commented.

"Then give these first-class beauties to the Grand Priest," Lu Fan said. "I'll just take second-class beauties."

The Grand Priest glanced over, his face darkening.

Vados: "..."

Vados wiped sweat from her brow.

You really dare to mess around.

"In my eyes, women like Ribrian... I'd better not say it, let me go and throw up for a while," Lu Fan said.

Vados: "..."

You say such disgusting things about such a beautiful woman.

I truly don't know what you are thinking.

On the arena stage.

"Hey, handsome, how about you treat me to a nice drink after the match?" Ribrian struck a pose, appearing charming and alluring.

"Get lost! You foolish mortal!" Zamasu let out a cold snort, shouting with a darkened face.

"Eh?" Ribrian was slightly stunned.

Could it be that this guy doesn't like women?

"Let me show you my ultimate technique! Love's Donut!" Ribrian said, forming a heart shape with his hands.

"Whoosh!"

A heart-shaped burst of energy whistled toward where Zamasu stood.

"Hmph!" Zamasu's expression remained icy.

"Snap!"

A blade of energy manifested from Zamasu's hand.

"Slash!"

Zamasu swung his blade, slicing the heart-shaped energy directly in half.

"Swish!"

The next moment, Zamasu's figure flickered and vanished from his spot.

"What? My heart... you heartlessly sliced it in two... you heartbreaker," Ribrian cried out coquettishly.

Zamasu: "..."

Who the hell is a heartbreaker?

It's as if I've had some kind of affair with you.

You disgusting woman!

I am a god!

I am a noble god.

Even if you are beautiful and possess a stunning appearance, in the eyes of a god, you are nothing more than a mechanical doll.

"Swish!"

Zamasu appeared silently behind Ribrian.

"Where did he go? Heartbreaker, come out, where are you hiding? Were you so shaken by my peerless beauty that you fell off the stage?" Ribrian asked with shy curiosity.

Zamasu's face darkened once more.

This shameless woman.

"I'm behind you!" Zamasu's voice rang out from behind Ribrian.

"What?" Ribrian's expression changed.

"Get eliminated! You nauseating woman!" Zamasu shouted.

"Puchi!"

Without hesitation, Zamasu's hand-blade pierced through Ribrian's back and out through his chest.

Ribrian looked down at the blade protruding from his chest, feeling his stamina dissipating rapidly.

Ribrian grew weaker and weaker, his consciousness becoming increasingly blurred.

"Rest assured, you won't die. If you die, I'll be the one disqualified," Zamasu chuckled, using his hand-blade to hook Ribrian and drag him toward the edge of the arena.

Ribrian was indeed not dead, but he felt endless pain and let out shrill, agonizing screams.

Because of Zamasu's dragging, a long trail of red blood was left across the arena floor.

Heles frowned.

This contestant from Universe 10... his methods are a bit ruthless.

Even if Ribrian is a bit nauseating, you don't have to be this cruel, do you?

Rumsshi: "..."

Rumsshi glanced at Kusu.

Kusu also let out a faint sigh.

"How is this kid so vicious? I didn't even notice," Rumsshi said in a deep voice.

"The hearts of men are hard to fathom, let alone the hearts of gods," Kusu sighed.

"This is bad... the Grand Priest is watching too," Rumsshi felt like crying.

"I'm afraid we have no chance in this God of Destruction selection," Kusu mused. "Actually, while it's called a competition, it's also a test of one's heart, to see if your state of mind is suitable to become an outstanding God of Destruction."

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