Get Lost, You Stupid Human

Beerus's eyes widened, and his expression changed again and again.

"Whoosh!"

Beerus flew over from a distance and grabbed Majin Buu by the head.

"Sorry, he was just joking with you. Please don't take it to heart." Beerus hurriedly explained to Lu Fan.

We still don't know who this guy really is.

I'd better not provoke him.

And this fat bastard...

The Grand Priest said that whoever won the competition would get a can of Cola.

You finished your can and still wanted another one?

Are you trying to get yourself killed?

Beerus didn't even dare look at the Grand Priest.

He could feel a chill running down his back.

It was as if the Grand Priest was watching him.

"I'm very sorry for the trouble," Beerus apologized to Lu Fan again, bowing alongside Majin Buu.

Then Beerus hurriedly led Majin Buu away from Universe 6's stands and back to his own.

"You fat bastard, do you even know what you're doing? If you pull something like that again, I'll destroy you!" Beerus said with a dark expression.

Majin Buu snorted, a hint of killing intent appearing in his eyes.

But when he remembered how powerful this Cat Person was, he didn't know what to do.

I'm no match for him at all.

I'd better keep a low profile for now.

"Heh heh, Beerus looked so pathetic. Just thinking about it makes me laugh," Champa said, delighted. "He doesn't know Lu Fan's true identity, does he?"

"No, he doesn't," Vados replied with a nod.

"This is so much fun. I wonder what his expression would be if he found out." Champa flashed a row of white teeth.

"Now, let us proceed with the fourth match," the Grand Priest announced. "The fourth match will be between Ms. Ribrian from Universe 2 and Mr. Zamasu from Universe 10."

"Ribrian, I'm counting on you," Heles said to Ribrian.

"He'll definitely fall at my feet," Ribrian said confidently.

Heles fell silent.

I have a feeling this woman I recruited isn't very reliable.

"Zamasu, go easy on her. It's not every day you see such a beautiful woman," Rumsshi said, blushing at the sight of Ribrian.

Zamasu glanced at Rumsshi.

You're an elephant!

Shouldn't you be attracted to female elephants?

And yet you've fallen for this woman...

Zamasu shook his head.

"Smack!"

Zamasu slowly flew up to the ring and appeared opposite Ribrian.

"Begin!" the Grand Priest announced loudly.

"Lu Fan, look! A gorgeous beauty!" Vados said to him with a smile.

Lu Fan stared unblinkingly at Vados.

"I didn't mean me. I meant Ribrian, the woman in the ring," Vados explained.

"Her?" Lu Fan looked doubtful. "You call her beautiful?"

"Of course. In the Realm of the Gods, we've always considered plump women beautiful. I'd only be considered second-rate, while a first-rate beauty is someone like Ribrian," Vados said.

"Then offer all those first-rate beauties to the Grand Priest," Lu Fan said. "I only want second-rate ones."

The Grand Priest glanced over, his expression darkening.

Vados: "..."

Vados wiped her sweat furiously.

You really dared to say that.

"In my eyes, a woman like Ribrian... Actually, never mind. I'll go throw up over there," Lu Fan said.

Vados: "..."

You see a beauty like that and say something so disgusting.

I really don't understand what goes on in your head.

In the ring.

"Hey, handsome. How about you take me out for a nice drink after the match?" Ribrian struck a coquettish pose, looking alluring.

"Get lost! You stupid human!" Zamasu snapped, his face dark.

"Huh?" Ribrian paused.

Could this guy not be into women?

"Let me show you my special move! Love's Donut!" Ribrian said, posing with her hands in a heart shape.

"Whoosh!"

A heart-shaped blast of energy shot toward Zamasu.

"Hmph!" Zamasu's expression was icy.

"Smack!"

A blade formed in Zamasu's hand.

"Shing!"

Zamasu swung it, cleaving the heart-shaped blast cleanly in two.

"Whoosh!"

The next instant, Zamasu blurred and vanished from where he stood.

"What? My heart... You ruthlessly cut it in half just like that... You heartless man!" Ribrian cried out coquettishly.

Zamasu: "..."

Who the hell's heartless?

You make it sound like there's something between us.

You disgusting woman!

I am a god!

I am a noble god.

Even if you're gorgeous, a peerless beauty, before a god you're nothing more than a mechanical doll.

"Whoosh!"

Zamasu appeared silently behind Ribrian.

"Where are you, you heartless man? Come out! Where did you go? Were you so overwhelmed by my peerless beauty that you got knocked out of the ring?" Ribrian asked shyly.

Zamasu's expression darkened again.

This shameless woman.

"I'm behind you!" Zamasu's voice came from behind Ribrian.

"What?" Ribrian's expression changed.

"Get eliminated, you repulsive woman!" Zamasu shouted.

"Pfft!"

Without hesitation, Zamasu drove his hand blade through Ribrian's back and out through her chest.

Ribrian looked down at the blade protruding from her chest, feeling her strength rapidly drain away.

She grew weaker and weaker, and her consciousness began to blur.

"Don't worry, you won't die. If you died, I'd be eliminated," Zamasu said with a smile, then hooked Ribrian with his hand blade and dragged her to the edge of the ring.

Ribrian didn't die, but she felt unbearable pain and let out one bloodcurdling scream after another.

As Zamasu dragged her along, a long red streak of blood was left across the ring.

Heles frowned.

That contestant from Universe 10... He's a little too ruthless.

Ribrian was a little annoying, sure, but you didn't have to be that brutal.

Rumsshi: "..."

Rumsshi glanced at Kusu.

Kusu sighed softly as well.

"How is that kid so vicious? I never would've guessed," Rumsshi said gravely.

"The heart is difficult to fathom, let alone the heart of a god," Kusu sighed.

"This is bad... The Grand Priest is watching too," Rumsshi said, on the verge of tears.

"We probably won't get a chance in this God of Destruction selection," Kusu said thoughtfully. "Though it's called a competition, it's also a test of character, to see whether your temperament is suited to becoming an outstanding God of Destruction."