The Xiao family's quantum shuttle sliced into the atmosphere of the Seventh Universe like a black barracuda. Outside the portholes floated a giant pen-shaped space station, and within clouds formed of ink, the slogan "Standardized Writing" was vaguely visible. Xiao Feng adjusted the Anti-Review Firewall, watched the "Text Density: 99.9%" flickering on the scanner, and turned to Xiao Yan, saying, "Remember to restrain your Douqi; the law here is that 'text is power'."
The shuttle landed in a wasteland of "Typo Desert," the surface covered in traces of correction fluid, while in the distance, a "Grammar Volcano" erupted with waves of red squiggly lines. The administrator picked up half a pencil from the ruins, and the pencil suddenly groaned, "Save... save us... we are the moderates..."
"It's a Pen Spirit!" Xiao Yan exclaimed, seeing the pencil transform into a humanoid figure, its body covered in lines crossed out by strikethroughs. "They've been hit by the 'Compliance Check' beam!"
Before he could finish, several blue lights streaked across the sky. Pen-shaped combat aircraft dove down, their wings stamped with the emblem of the Standardized Writing Association. Xiao Zhan raised the Xiao family's custom-made "Punctuation Shield"; as it expanded, it transformed into countless question marks and exclamation points, actually reflecting the incoming "Grammar Correction Beam" back at the attackers.
"Father, those beams rewrite dissident text into official jargon!" Xiao Feng pulled up the quantum communicator, where a linguist among the Earth comic-con transmigrators was patching in. "We must counterattack with 'dialect ammunition' to break their linguistic hegemony!"
The Xiao family's tech team immediately activated the modified "Idea Cannon." Instead of shells, the muzzle spewed out audio waveforms of various regional dialects. When the Sichuanese "Yao De" collided with the official "Must," it exploded into brilliant fireworks of text in mid-air, downing several pen-fighters.
"That's it!" the linguist cheered, waving his fist on the screen. "Keep attacking with internet slang, like 'Jue Jue Zi' or 'YYDS'!"
At the edge of the battlefield, the leader of the moderate Pen Spirits—a broken-tipped calligraphy brush—crawled forward with difficulty. The ink dripping from its tip wrote the four characters for "Pen Spirit Council" on the ground. Xiao Feng helped him up, noticing his body was made of pages from the Creator's Notebook, coffee stains still visible on the broken edge. "Who are you...?"
"I am her pen nib," the brush said in a raspy voice. "When she started writing with a keyboard, we were abandoned. The radicals want to rule all universes with 'correct text'; your Xiao family's free creation is their greatest threat..."
Suddenly, the earth shook as a colossus built from stacked dictionaries crushed the mountains and approached. Hun Dan's mechanical face was embedded in the giant's chest. He opened his mouth, and instead of magma, he spewed standardized bureaucratic prose: "Xiao family, accept 'compliance modification'! Your stories are full of loopholes and do not conform to creative standards!"
Xiao Yan ignited the Flame Emperor Fire, the fire lotus transforming into a "Phonetic Loan Bomb" and hurling toward the colossus, only to be easily blocked by the "Authoritative Dictionary" in the giant's hand. Xiao Feng noticed the wear on the edges of the dictionary and suddenly remembered the Xinhua Dictionary on the Creator's desk—that reference book, flipped through countless times, was now being used as a weapon to slaughter free text.
"System, redeem 'Folklore Collection'!" he shouted. "True power has never been in the hands of authority!"
Golden pages flew out from the system space, each one recording folk legends from across Earth. When the mythical beast text from the Classic of Mountains and Seas collided with the bureaucratic prose, cracks appeared on the colossus's body; the handwriting from Grimm's Fairy Tales seeped into the gaps of the dictionary, blooming into flowers of text that symbolized hope.
Hun Dan's mechanical face flashed with panic: "Impossible! How can these old stories resist modern standards?"
"Because the soul of a story is never its format." Xiao Zhan swung his blade at the colossus's ankle, the edge wrapped in the oral histories of the Xiao family descendants. "It is the human heart."
The colossus collapsed with a roar, revealing the "Compliance Core" inside—an old typewriter frantically spitting out standardized plot templates. The administrator seized the chance to hack the core, pulling up the underlying code of the Seventh Universe: "Look! This so-called 'correct text' is nothing but a shackle used by the committee to solidify thought!"
The Pen Spirit leader used his broken tip to dip into his own ink, writing the five characters "Pen Falls, Wind and Rain Startle" on the ground, the edges of the font glowing with the Creator's inspiration. Xiao Feng suddenly understood; he took out the Imperial Jade Seal and pressed it onto the script. The light of the seal merged with the ink, unfolding a page of the Creator's Notebook in the air—it was the original, never-before-seen setting collection.
The system prompt sounded:
Ding! Unlocked "Origin of Text" power, obtained "Free Writing" permission!
Reward: "Pen Spirit Contract" (can summon writing tools from various civilizations to assist in battle), "Illogical Sentence Immunity" aura (immune to all compliance-based attacks).
Remaining word count: 1196767 - 2700 = 1194067 words
Hun Dan's mechanical body disintegrated in the light, and before he died, he ejected a memory card: "You think you've won? The committee's 'Final Judgment' has already been issued..."
Xiao Zhan picked up the memory card. It contained only one video: in the conference room of the Plot Review Committee, countless figures in suits sat at a long table made of code. One of them clicked a mouse, and the coordinates of the Douqi Continent were marked with a red "Pending Harvest" cross.
The Pen Spirit leader looked at the Xiao family, his broken tip pointing toward the depths of the universe: "At the end of the Seventh Universe, there is a 'Blank Library' where all banned stories are kept. The Omnipotent Pen is there, but the guardian is the committee's Chief Reviewer—he was once an author who held onto his own dreams."
Xiao Feng gripped Xiao Yan's hand. The Emperor Scale resonated with the ink of the pen nib, drawing a portal in the void: "Let's go to the Blank Library. No matter who the reviewer is, they cannot stop us from writing our own ending."
Before entering the portal, the administrator suddenly pulled Xiao Feng back, pulling a mysterious box he had swiped from the black market out of his robes—the "Open with Caution" label on the box had been scratched off, revealing the "Seed of Inspiration" inside: "Perhaps we should plant something first."
The moment the seed hit the ground, patches of "Idea Dandelions" grew across the Typo Desert, each fluff carrying an unwritten story. Xiao Yan watched the seeds scatter in the wind and suddenly smiled: "Third Brother, do you think these seeds will grow into new worlds in some corner?"
Xiao Feng looked into the darkness on the other side of the portal, gripping the Omnipotent Pen—which the Pen Spirit leader had condensed with his final strength: "They will. As long as there are still people willing to fight for free stories, hope will never be extinguished."
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