They giggled sweetly, their voices lilting as they struck all manner of seductive poses and swarmed toward Kakashi.
For a moment, the training ground rang with cries of "Lord Kakashi~" and "Come play with us~"
"Won't you give me a bell~?" and other coy entreaties filled the air. The scene was so tantalizing it made his head spin.
"Pfft-!" Kakashi spat the water he had been drinking all over his mask.
His lone eye went wide, and Icha Icha Paradise slipped from his hand, hitting the ground with a clatter.
"Wh-what the hell?!" Sakura instantly flushed to the tips of her ears, mortified and furious.
"Naruto, you complete idiot! Pervert! You're disgusting! How does this even count as ninjutsu?!"
Even the perpetually sullen Sasuke's mouth twitched almost imperceptibly. He looked at Naruto as though he were a piece of unrecyclable garbage.
Yet amid this relentless bombardment of "beauties"...
At the very instant Kakashi's composure crumbled under this unprecedented "Harem Technique," whose scale and "quality" far exceeded anything he could have imagined, and blood threatened to gush from his nose-
"Now!"
A sharp gleam flashed in Naruto's eyes. His clasped hands suddenly parted, forming a hand seal with astonishing speed and precision!
"Shadow Clone Technique!"
These were nothing like his earlier, misshapen clones.
Instead, five perfectly solid shadow clones appeared, their movements coordinated, each virtually indistinguishable from the original.
As though sharing a single mind, the five shadow clones and Naruto himself instantly moved from six different, fiendishly tricky angles.
They shot like arrows toward Kakashi, who stood surrounded by the "harem," his mind in disarray! Their targets were not the bells, but-
The ground beneath Kakashi's feet and every opening around him through which he might dodge!
"Earth Release: Headhunter Jutsu!" One shadow clone slipped underground.
"Wind Release: Gale Palm!"