This might have been the pride of their Class Ten, because Class Ten had an instructor envied by every other class!
That was right. The Number One Beauty of Heavenly Water Academy from the class before last had stayed behind to teach after graduation, becoming Class Ten's instructor and the dream lover of countless students and even instructors: Shi Jiayi.
Her pretty long black hair was streaked with several strands of flamboyant red. Beneath her bangs, her eyes were as black as ink, as though one might fall into those twin pupils with a moment's inattention. Her lips were an honest rosy color, Peach Blossom Lips adding a few touches of allure to her. A dazzling silver earring hung from her left ear, Pink Slippers were on her feet, and the ordinary dress she wore made her seem like someone who did not care much for dressing up. She swayed as she walked in, carrying a faint alcohol aroma. This person exuded a Bewitching Dangerous Aura—no, dangerous was not quite right. She simply felt unreliable, as if she might set someone up the very next second.
It felt strange. She was obviously a goddess, so why did she seem so unreliable and a little Dilly-Dallying?
Ye Tianyi was completely stunned.
Holy crap! Heavenly Water Academy was this awesome? Its instructors were this beautiful? But... you wore slippers? No, you even drank alcohol?
The system had rated her ninety-seven points, merely one point below Ye Xian'er. That point might have been deducted only because she had not displayed much noble aura, but she was absolutely no worse. Yesterday had been Ye Tianyi's first day going to school, and he had run home before waiting for her class. If he had known there was such a top-tier instructor, he would not have gone back even if it killed him.
"Ding... You have triggered the task [Shi Jiayi's First Kiss]. Task content: obtain Shi Jiayi's First Kiss. Task Reward: randomly unlock Twin Attributes (excluding time and space). Duration: while the Scumbag System exists."
Ye Tianyi: ???
He did not care about anything else. He only saw the Task Punishment, and he wanted to kill someone! He truly wanted to stab this system to death!
"Class... hic~"
Shi Jiayi placed her books on the desk, then let out an alcohol-scented burp after speaking.
Ye Tianyi: "..."
Utterly dumbfounded...
"Greetings, Your Majesty."
The students stood and shouted together.
Ye Tianyi: ???
He looked left, then right...
Are you people serious?
"Rise."
Shi Jiayi revealed a smile. Her little face was tinged with a faint drunken red, and her eyes were hazy. Any man who saw her would feel an urge to carry her off while she was drunk, yet she merely swayed about without falling.
Then everyone sat down.
"Hey, you... I know you. Ye Tianyi, right?"
Shi Jiayi looked at Ye Tianyi and pointed at him.
"Yes, Your Majesty."
Ye Tianyi stood up and replied.
Hearing Ye Tianyi's words, Shi Jiayi smiled in satisfaction and nodded. "Not bad. You know how to read the room. I like you. Sit down."
"Your Majesty, I have a question, though I do not know whether I should ask it."
"Ask."
"Are you drunk, or did your boyfriend make you so dumbfounded last night?"
Everyone: "..."
Ye Tianyi was truly doing it only for Swagger Value. He was ready to risk his life.
"Damn! This Ye Tianyi was way too freaking fierce, wasn't he?"
"To be frank, I think she looked like she got made dumbfounded."
"Same."
"Hahaha, that was badass. Why was I starting to like This Ye Tianyi? But... his good days were over."
"..."
"Ding... Teasing a female instructor, commendable courage. Swagger Value +50,000."
Shi Jiayi yawned and looked at Ye Tianyi.
"Are you talking nonsense? It wasn't my head. How could I be dumbfounded?"
"Not necessarily. I've seen some stuff on certain websites—you know, that kind of thing. How could someone not be dumbfounded?"
Ye Tianyi said it with an expression as though he were making perfect sense.
Everyone: "..."
Huo Shui: "..."
"Ding... Teasing a female instructor. Swagger Value +60,000."
Truly, everyone practically worshipped Ye Tianyi to death. Was he really not afraid of dying or what?
Shi Jiayi rubbed her exquisite chin as she looked at Ye Tianyi.
The next instant, she waved her hand. Ye Tianyi vanished from where he stood, only to reappear at the door. A banner flew straight at him, tied itself around his hands, and hung him at the entrance, swaying back and forth.
"Space Attribute!"
Ye Tianyi revealed a shocked expression.
Was that not a legendary attribute?
Everyone else seemed used to it. It truly was extremely rare. Shi Jiayi was the only publicly known Space Attribute martial artist in the entire Heavenly Water Empire! Countless people had tried to recruit her, yet she had ultimately chosen to stay here!
As for things like calling her Your Majesty, there was nothing to be done. She simply loved fooling around. The academy knew it, and everyone had grown accustomed to it. But to be fair, although she drank, she was meticulous in her work. It was precisely Shi Jiayi's personality that won her the affection of so many people. She was too adorable; this was what felt real.
"Huo Shui, where was that mineral water bottle of Erguotou you used to mess with Zhao Yi before? Give it to me. I'll drown him to death, then set him on fire and cremate him."
Shi Jiayi spoke to Huo Shui.
Everyone slapped their desks and cheered.
Ye Tianyi: "..."
No, he had only wanted to gain some Swagger Value. Wow, this was miserable!
"It's gone. How about I stab him to death instead?"
"Forget it, that's too bloody."
Ye Tianyi breathed a sigh of relief.
"Then twist his head off."
That next sentence made Ye Tianyi feel utterly terrible.
Shi Jiayi glanced at Ye Tianyi.
"I really don't know what the school was thinking. My Class Ten was already at the bottom in grades, yet they stuffed Ye Tianyi into my class too. Seriously." Shi Jiayi shook her head.
"The greater a person's ability, the greater their responsibility. I think the school saw how capable you are, Your Majesty. In the entire academy, only Your Majesty can keep me under control. This is a sign of their trust in you."
Ye Tianyi, tied up there, flattered her wildly.
"Mm, that makes sense. I had been wondering whether the Elderly Person deliberately wanted to make things difficult for me because the matter of me stealing the Dean's pills a few days ago had been exposed." With that, she flicked a finger, and the banner binding Ye Tianyi loosened. Ye Tianyi dropped to the ground.
"Go back to your seat. Stop BB-ing."
Ye Tianyi: "..."
This instructor was truly a weirdo.
"Thank you, Your Majesty."
Ye Tianyi returned to his seat with a smile.
Still, Shi Jiayi was quite nice. She had not actually punished Ye Tianyi at all. She definitely knew about Ye Tianyi's Deeds, but she did not seem to show any disgust toward him. That was also why Ye Tianyi rather liked her. This female instructor was quite interesting. The days ahead might be very interesting.
Shi Jiayi swept her gaze over everyone and said, "There are two major matters today. First, today is the monthly assessment for our Beginner Class. There are twenty Beginner Classes in total, and one thousand students will be assessed. Last time, our class's overall ranking did not drop. This fairy is very gratified."
"Um... Your Majesty, hasn't our class always been dead last?"
Little Fatty beside Ye Tianyi spoke weakly.
"You knew that too? Then could you try a little harder? This fairy used to be the number one expert of Heavenly Water Academy. How did I end up like this after becoming an instructor? You really are the worst class... no, the worst batch among the worst class I have ever taught."
Shi Jiayi glared at Little Fatty, and he immediately lowered his head.
"We're still number one."
Ye Tianyi grinned.
Everyone: "..."
He was dead, dead. Wasn't this seeking death?
I have written this kind of character setting several times, but I really like it, so it has appeared again. I hope everyone will like it. The character settings may be similar, but there will definitely be differences, and the plot is different too. I think there are highlights. Also, regarding owed updates: the Update Request Tower totaled five updates, and Recommendation Tickets totaled three updates, so I owe eight updates! One day, the Recommendation Tickets suddenly plummeted and failed to meet the target, boohoo. The contract should arrive today, and the signing status may not change until Monday, because they only work on Monday. I beg for Recommendation Tickets, and there is one more thing! Ladies, I like you all!!
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