A New System Every Day
Chapter 16

Brother Ye, Is This How You Usually Flirt with Girls?

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Shi Jiayi looked at Ye Tianyi.

"And you, Ye Tianyi, did you come to Heavenly Water Academy specifically to keep my Class Ten standing tall and unshaken?"

"Reporting to Your Majesty, I came here to pick up girls."

"How many have you picked up?"

"None yet. Your Majesty, do you have a boyfriend? Can I pick you up?"

Ye Tianyi asked.

"Sure. First, get me first place in the rankings."

Everyone: "..."

Good heavens, Shi Jiayi was really something! But Ye Tianyi, that trash, getting first place in the rankings? Not in this lifetime.

"Then if I manage to pick you up, can I ram you until you're dazed?"

Everyone: ???

"Ding... Teased a young lady. Swagger Value +40000."

"Plenty of people want to ram this fairy. You can't even get first place, so what are you going to use to ram me?"

Ye Tianyi: "..."

Damn impressive!

No wonder Class Ten ranked last with such an improper, dilly-dallying goddess instructor. Everyone was busy having fun and looking at girls; who would seriously cultivate?

Shi Jiayi then said, "The second matter!"

She looked at Ye Tianyi again and said helplessly, "Ye Tianyi, because of what happened with you yesterday, the school deducted this month's bonus from me. How do you explain that?"

Ye Tianyi: "..."

"Reporting to Your Majesty, I've been wronged."

"How so?"

"I didn't even touch him, so why blame me? Am I really so powerful that I can turn Chen Chaoyun into that without even touching him? Everyone knows I, Ye Tianyi, am a good-for-nothing. I request that we check the surveillance footage."

Ye Tianyi said indignantly.

"Are you serious?"

Ye Tianyi nodded.

"Fine, let's go. I'll check the surveillance footage with you. That old man actually dared deduct this fairy's bonus? If you weren't at fault in this matter, I'll pluck him bald!"

Then Shi Jiayi led Ye Tianyi out.

The moment they left, all of Class Ten erupted.

A wicked mentor had run into the wicked male and female students. Class Ten was probably going to become truly lively from now on.

"Boss Huo Shui, why do you think Ye Tianyi is so arrogant? He even dared flirt with Teacher Shi. Still, his luck is pretty good. Teacher Shi may seem improper, but she's actually a really nice person."

Someone asked Huo Shui.

"What? You men want to learn from him?"

Little Fatty Li Bang scratched his head and smiled foolishly. "I think Brother Ye is pretty good."

Huo Shui glared at him.

She was Class Ten's Big Boss, the head girl. Every class had a Big Boss, but the other classes all had men. Only Class Ten was this bizarre.

"You, sit on this!"

Huo Shui pointed at Ye Tianyi's stool.

"Big Boss, don't... I saw you mess up Brother Ye's chair."

Li Bang said weakly.

"Are you sitting or not?"

"I'll sit, I'll sit."

Then Li Bang sat on the chair and fell to the floor with a thud, though Huo Shui had flicked the thumbtacks underneath away beforehand.

"Hahaha—"

Laughter filled the classroom.

There were quite a few useless cowards in Class Ten, but Li Bang was the most useless of them all. Even useless cowards could bully him. And honestly, they all felt the Dean had deliberately targeted Shi Jiayi, throwing most of the trash and dead ruffians into Class Ten. How could they not come in last?

"Alright, alright, get up. Let me tell you this: Ye Tianyi is my, Huo Shui's, enemy. Whoever calls him Brother Ye again from now on will be making an enemy of me, Huo Shui! I refuse to believe that I, the mighty Huo Shui, can't deal with one good-for-nothing!"

Huo Shui said in extreme displeasure.

"I don't care. I just think Brother Ye treats me pretty well."

Li Bang got up, lowered his head, and muttered softly.

"Big brother, how has he treated you well? Didn't he just tell you my price yesterday... Pah, he only said that. And that counts as treating you well?"

Huo Shui was completely dumbfounded. Was this kid alright?

Li Bang lowered his head, scratched himself, and muttered, "Brother Ye said I was cowardly and told me not to be cowardly. I know I'm very cowardly, but Brother Ye is so manly. He isn't afraid of Boss Huo Shui, he isn't afraid of Chen Chaoyun's provocation, and he isn't even afraid of Teacher Shi. He even dared flirt with Teacher Shi. I think Brother Ye was right. Brother Ye is amazing. I want to become someone like Brother Ye."

His voice was soft, but it was full of determination.

"A scumbag?"

Huo Shui tilted her head and asked.

"No, a man! I want to become a real man! Brother Ye is a man!"

"He's a man my ass. He lives off his sister! He spends his sister's money, eats his sister's food, and causes trouble for his sister. He's truly beneath contempt. I really wonder why I'm even lowering myself to argue with someone like him." Huo Shui shook her head.

"Teacher Shi."

"Call me Your Majesty."

"Bao Bao..."

"Call me Your Majesty!"

"Darling..."

Shi Jiayi: "..."

Shi Jiayi stopped and looked at Ye Tianyi.

"Brother Ye, is this how you usually flirt with girls? Just forcing it?"

Shi Jiayi naturally knew everything about Ye Tianyi. She did not exactly have any prejudice against him. A man becoming a scumbag was also a kind of ability, after all. The only thing was that she felt he was useless for eating and drinking off his sister. Still, she thought that was normal. Too many young masters were like that. Ye Tianyi merely had the worst reputation, which caused all criticism of him to be magnified. Every city had countless profligate scions and young masters who did nothing but eat, drink, and play. Ye Tianyi was only one of them.

He had originally been one of the Four Great Families, with clothes and food provided and no worries in life, a profligate scion. Then it was gone. He could not adapt for a while and remained a profligate scion. That was normal too.

Ye Tianyi rubbed the tip of his nose.

"Not really. Normally, I use corny love lines. Innocent girls fall for that stuff the most."

"Give this fairy one."

Ye Tianyi glanced at Shi Jiayi and said, "No, it only works on innocent girls. You're not innocent."

"Give me one, or I'll deduct your academic credits."

Ye Tianyi: "..."

"Fine, fine."

Ye Tianyi thought for a moment, then said, "Five hundred backward glances in a previous life are exchanged for one meeting in this life. Since we weren't together in our last life, we're destined to be together in this one."

Shi Jiayi stroked her exquisite chin, then looked at Ye Tianyi and said, "I looked at you five hundred times in our last life and still didn't take a fancy to you. Do you think you'll have a chance this time?"

Ye Tianyi: ???

"Still green, very green."

Shi Jiayi looked like a little brat who had won at rock-paper-scissors. Thoroughly satisfied, she smiled and continued forward.

"Damn it, she really isn't someone to be trifled with. I'd better go find those innocent young ladies for Swagger Value from the Scumbag System. This Shi Jiayi is difficult."

Ye Tianyi shook his head.

He had originally considered making her his target to win over within these seven days, but now it seemed she was probably even harder than Bai Hanxue.

"Is that your sister?"

Shi Jiayi stopped, her gaze turning toward the distance.

(I owe nine updates in total, everyone, remember that. Today's Recommendation Tickets were only a little over nine hundred, so we didn't hit the target. Everyone, start voting with your Recommendation Tickets! We used to get twelve hundred. The editor should probably be back at work on Monday, and the contract status should be changed then. Request tickets, please, wah wah wah... Please, save this child. Young ladies, you're the cutest and kindest. Sending you a kiss, hehehe...)

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