Why don't you just blow up the entire Konoha while you're at it?

Huh???

A mere small fry is actually clamoring about killing us??

Oh my god!

I am a Tailed Beast!

What's with calling me a foul-mouthed doll, little brother!?

The Nine-Tails' beastly pupils burned with rage.

This foolish, weakling ninja had infuriated it!

When a Tailed Beast rages, a million corpses fall!

"Master, let me kill this blind thing."

Just a single glance.

In an instant.

The man's body stiffened, unable to move.

His heart was in a state of turbulent shock.

Naruto is supposed to be the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki.

And this foul-mouthed, nine-tailed fox-like doll that can talk beside him.

Could it be the legendary Nine-Tails Demon Fox, a nightmare for ordinary ninjas who kills without blinking?!!

This is so damn absurd!

The released Nine-Tails wasn't just not angry.

It didn't destroy Konoha!

Instead, it was laughing and chatting with Naruto.

And what did it call Naruto again... oh right, right... Master???

Thinking of this, the man was dumbfounded.

There is only one possibility for a Tailed Beast to call a Jinchuriki master!

The Jinchuriki has completely conquered the Tailed Beast.

And the Tailed Beast, as the Jinchuriki wishes, is willingly and selflessly contributing its own chakra.

For the Jinchuriki to use.

"Go, go, go... haven't you killed enough people? I'll handle this blockhead, don't you dare fight me for it."

Naruto said with disdain.

The Nine-Tails looked innocent, its eyes glaring at the man with resentment.

It's all because of you that I got scolded.

I'm going to kill you!

The man swallowed hard.

Anything but fighting him and the Nine-Tails.

He didn't know what method Naruto used to make the Nine-Tails willingly submit.

But the opponent... is just a little brat after all.

He should be able to win, right...

Maybe he should just run away.

"Rasengan---"

A small, blue whirlwind of chakra appeared in Naruto's hand.

The energy contained within was extremely violent.

A violent energy sphere.

Logically, it should be impossible to maintain a stable state.

But... it was just that unreasonable.

Not only did the energy sphere not dissipate.

It was coming straight at him.

To be precise, Naruto had rushed over in three steps.

His speed was as fast as lightning.

The man cursed inwardly that things were looking bad.

In the face of death, a person can unleash unexpected potential.

An intense will to survive temporarily overcame the fear of death.

The man regained his mobility, clutching an explosive tag in his hand.

He intended to use the explosive tag.

To blow this place up!

To create chaos.

And then, seize the opportunity to escape.

"If you blow up my new home, it will cause me a great deal of trouble."

Before he knew it, Naruto had appeared before the man.

His left hand seized the man's hand that was gripping the explosive tag.

The man used all his strength.

He wanted to break free.

But... it was all in vain.

Naruto's hand was like a pair of iron pliers.

Incredibly firm!

No matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't move it even a fraction.

The man reacted quickly.

His other hand grabbed a kunai, intending to stab it into Naruto's neck.

At that moment, the kunai was only 0.0001 centimeters away from Naruto's neck.

A heart-wrenching pain erupted from the man's abdomen.

His internal organs curled into a ball.

Like a chaotic mess.

His heart suffered a fatal blow.

The vitality in his eyes dissipated.

He was dead as dead could be.

Naruto turned his head to look at the Nine-Tails.

Feeling Naruto's malicious gaze, the Nine-Tails shuddered.

"Ma... Master, what do you want me to do now?"

The Nine-Tails regretted it the moment he finished speaking.

Damn it!

I should give myself two hard slaps in the face right now!

If Naruto didn't say anything, I should have just let it be!

Why did I have to remind him!!

Isn't this just asking for trouble?

A smile appeared on Naruto's face.

Kurama was familiar with and obedient to his style of doing things.

This was a good thing.

He pointed at the corpse on the ground.

"Kurama, eat this guy."

Nine-Tails:...

What the hell! I am a Tailed Beast, not a man-eating beast!

Why would I want to eat this thing?

That ninja was dim-witted, looking like a total blockhead.

I'm afraid eating him might affect my future intelligence.

The Nine-Tails would rather die than do it.

Eat this guy.

Heaven knows if I'll become as stupid as that ninja after eating him.

"Master... I don't eat human flesh."

The Nine-Tails said awkwardly.

Naruto was speechless.

"If you don't eat him, how are you going to clean up the scene?"

Kurama was overjoyed.

Master, you should have said so earlier!

Cleaning up the scene—this is my specialty!

"That's easy. One Tailed Beast Bomb and I guarantee this brat will be completely evaporated from the face of the earth."

"I'll blast him until not even a speck of dust remains."

Naruto slapped Kurama on the forehead, frustrated by his lack of sense.

"Why don't you just blow up the entirety of Konoha while you're at it?"

Kurama fidgeted bashfully.

"If that's what you want, Master, it's not impossible. We can just run away once it's done."

Destroy Konoha?

That sounds good!!

Pah!!!

What about all his wives?

The young ones and the old ones.

And Tsunade, who was slightly older and much more mature than most of the girls.

She was his true love.

His eternal goddess.

Naruto had even picked out names for their children.

Naruto's expression turned ugly.

This stinking fox was being dishonest; was he trying to stir up trouble again???

"Kurama, are you looking for trouble?"

"Heaven and earth are my witness, I didn't, I wasn't, Master, please don't wrong me."

"Enough nonsense, hurry up and dispose of the body. If you can't even handle this small task, I'll handle you."

"Yes..."

Bang—

The Puppet Shadow Clone vanished.

The plushie-sized Kurama glared viciously at the corpse.

Damn it.

He couldn't beat Naruto in a fight.

Life was just that disgusting.

Since he couldn't resist, he might as well enjoy the moment.

Using the chakra inside his body might expose him.

After much hesitation, Kurama had no choice but to tearfully choose to eat the corpse.

"Heaven preserve me, please don't let this affect my intelligence."

"Otherwise, my lifelong reputation as the Nine-Tails will be ruined by this blockhead!"

Kurama mimicked Naruto's way of speaking.

These fresh terms coming from the elegant and easygoing Naruto.

They had quite a flair to them.

It felt natural for him to say them too.

He had said it subconsciously.