True Alpaca Kung Fu

Bai Hui occasionally wondered what it would be like if she and Liu Chang'an were together—what kind of scene it would be, what kind of atmosphere, what the two of them would do.

It was just a simple fantasy. It didn't mean anything. It was only because Liu Chang'an was handsome and someone she knew, making him easier to fantasize about... Anyway, she was just thinking about it casually.

Didn't boys often have that sort of fantasy object too?

But Bai Hui had never imagined such a scene could happen. She had never heard of it, never seen it.

Even in all sorts of stories, girls might be shot at by men with bows, guns, cannons, or targeted by star-destroying warships, but never had any male lead dealing with a girl sprayed saliva into her mouth.

Liu Chang'an was always this unexpected—so unexpected that it went beyond human imagination. Even Zhu Juntang, whose thoughts ran wild, was no match for him... Well, the two of them were about the same.

Today... today... Bai Hui found it a little hard to accept reality. Her fingers were stretched taut, her hands spread at her sides like two brackets.

She had thought it would only be like that day in the woods, when he sneezed at her. If that had been all, the price she paid would still have been acceptable.

But not like this!

How could he do something like that?

Was he even human?

Yes, when two people kissed, it was also essentially an exchange of saliva, but... but the form was different, and the feeling it gave was completely different!

Should she act like she wanted to throw up now? Would he think she found him disgusting?

No, if she didn't act disgusted enough now, would he think this girl