Douluo: Reborn as Huo Yuhao, My Master is the Soul Demon Venerable

[Pit 3][Anti-cliché][Light-hearted & Funny][Rant][Dark Humor] Transmigrated as Huo Yuhao, facing Tang God King's meticulous scheme, I chose to slack off directly. Forget it, forget it, it's not easy for anyone. I can't resist at all, I can only obediently listen to the God King's words, hoping he'll go easy on me when it's time to whip me. Isn't it nice to just cheat my way through this life comfortably? But just as Huo Yuhao arrived at the Star Dou Great Forest, ready to receive his two cheats, things started to go wrong. Wait, I asked you to recite a poem, but you start with 'Souls entwined, dreams stir, winds and clouds surge'? What's that supposed to mean? And you want to teach me a technique? Hold on, what do you mean this technique only has a small flaw? No! Run!! God King, save me!!... In the God Realm, Tang God King, who had arranged everything, felt something was off. Why does this kid keep kowtowing and burning incense in front of my statue? Was my plan unnecessary? But when he looked closely, his expression suddenly changed. Where did this Soul Demon Venerable come from? Where's my big Ilektos???... Huo Yuhao: I am the son of Huo Yun'er, I will never bear your Dai family name!! There is only one way to resolve my blood feud!! That is to kill, kill, kill, kill, kill!! Only killing can quell the hatred in my heart!! Witness this, the two realms of Douluo!!