Yu Xiaogang, the Fart Spirit (Literal Meaning)

"Who is this Grandmaster?" Xiao Wu asked Wang Sheng.

"Grandmaster is a consultant at the Soul Master Academy, and he has a very good relationship with the Dean," Wang Sheng said.

"Then is he really only good at talking?"

Wang Sheng thought for a moment and said, "Maybe. Everyone says his theories are very strong, but as for actual combat... anyway, I've never seen him fight."

"Let's go take a look," Zhang Tianyu said.

Yu Xiaogang getting beaten up! This is definitely something that must be seen in person!

What is a surprise? This is what you call a surprise!

Originally, he had only intended to mess with Tang San, so he had used a Foul-Mouth Capsule on him to make his mouth foul, hoping it would bring him a lot of trouble.

Zhang Tianyu had also considered that since Yu Xiaogang had become Tang San's teacher, Tang San's foul mouth would inevitably bring trouble to Yu Xiaogang as well.

But he hadn't expected Yu Xiaogang's trouble to arrive so quickly!

He was already getting beaten up!

Good! Wonderful!

The playground.

At this moment, the playground was already surrounded by quite a few people. In the center of the crowd, Yu Xiaogang and Director Su were in a standoff.

Both of them had already summoned their martial souls.

Compared to Director Su's imposing werewolf form, Luo Sanpao, which stood apart from its master, was clearly more eye-catching.

After all, many people had only heard of Yu Xiaogang's mutated martial soul and had never seen it with their own eyes.

However, while it was eye-catching, it was also truly weak.

Director Su looked completely uninjured, while Yu Xiaogang was already in a sorry state, his clothes torn in many places and stained with blood.

Luo Sanpao was also bruised and swollen.

It already looked quite like a pig, but now it looked even more like one.

"What else do you have to say now, Grandmaster!" Director Su sneered. "You, this famous Grandmaster, can't even beat me, a mere director of a junior Soul Master Academy. What else do you have to say for yourself?"

At this moment, being in such a pathetic state and watched by so many people, especially children who were not very old, Yu Xiaogang felt absolutely no embarrassment or shame. Instead, he still maintained the air of an expert detached from the world, looking at Director Su with a mocking expression, and asked loudly: "Do you think that being strong in a fight is everything? Do you only care about strength and combat from beginning to end? With this kind of thinking, are you even fit to be a teacher, fit to be a director?"

Zhang Tianyu: ...

The crowd: ...

Director Su: ...

Seeing the atmosphere go quiet, Yu Xiaogang pressed his advantage and continued loudly: "As a teacher, you should be more concerned with the comprehensive physical and mental development of the children! Strength is certainly important, but strength is not everything!"

"If you only focus on strength and ignore the education of children's morals and character, then when the children grow up, they will become vicious thugs who love to fight and bully, eventually embarking on a path of crime!"

"While focusing on strength, you should also pay more attention to other aspects of the children's development. This is what you, as the Dean of Students, should be doing!"

The crowd remained silent.

Director Su was stunned!

Damn it, is this Yu Xiaogang a fool?

Living in a world like Douluo where strength speaks and the strong are respected, shouldn't strength be the most important thing?

Without strength, everything else is just nonsense!

The strong do as they please, the weak accept their fate!

Zhang Tianyu was impressed to the point of prostration.

Yu Xiaogang's mouth is truly formidable, and he is truly shameless.

How can you even spout such twisted logic? And say it so righteously and sanctimoniously?

But then again, he has nothing else besides this mouth.

Luo Sanpao looks like a pig, but in reality, it's not even as good as a pig.

A pig can be slaughtered to make braised pork, pork with garlic sauce, pork ribs, or braised pig's trotters. Ahem, in short, it can do many things.

But what can Luo Sanpao do?

Doesn't it just release three farts? Once they're released, it goes on cooldown.

And the power of these farts mainly depends on the smell; a simple cold is enough to ignore its attacks. It and its master, Yu Xiaogang, are simply a match made in heaven—trash with trash.

A perfect pair!

"I admit my strength is inferior to yours, and I admit that combat ability is my shortcoming, but is combat ability the only thing that matters in this world?" Yu Xiaogang continued to gild himself righteously.

"My theories are something you cannot compare to!"

Director Su sneered, "Your theories? You must mean your nonsense and those unverified tall tales!"

Yu Xiaogang remained expressionless, his demeanor indifferent, "In the future, they will certainly be proven true."

Zhang Tianyu couldn't watch this anymore.

He was acting way too pretentious!

Yu Xiaogang, oh Yu Xiaogang, why must you be so insufferable? Would it kill you not to act like this?

And yet, there were actually people who believed him!

Zhang Tianyu noticed that many of the students were currently looking at Yu Xiaogang with a look of inexplicable admiration!

Although most of these students were only six or seven years old, being young didn't mean they lacked brains!

On Earth, elementary school students might be young, but damn it, every single one of them was sharp!

How could you lot on the Douluo Continent worship this idiot?

"Notification: Quest received [With me here, don't even think about acting cool!]. Quest objective: Yu Xiaogang is simply too pretentious, it's unbearable! Sabotage him once, make him lose face in front of so many people, and destroy the lofty image he has built!"

"Quest reward: Soul Power Level +2, Reward Points +20."

Good, as expected of my system buddy, you're on the same page as me!

Zhang Tianyu had already figured out how to make him lose face in public!

I choose you, item—[Mountain-Opening Cannon]!

Target Yu Xiaogang, activate!

Activation successful!

Yu Xiaogang was still posturing, "All of my theories will be proven in the future! Because they are the result of the countless sweat and hard work I have poured into my research!"

"This is just like what I told the children before: as long as you work hard enough, you will definitely achieve success! As the Director, don't you understand this principle?"

The surrounding students looked at Yu Xiaogang with even more admiration.

Just at this moment—

Yu Xiaogang's previously righteous expression suddenly shifted, his brows furrowed, and the next second, Bang!

Pfft-pfft-pfft-pfft-pfft-pfft!

A series of sounds resembling a 'fart' erupted from Yu Xiaogang, reaching the ears of everyone present!

At the same time this sound rang out, the fabric of Yu Xiaogang's trousers clearly took an impact, bulging outward and fluttering!

So, that's right!

This was, damn it, a fart!

And it was a very loud, very long-lasting, winding, and astonishing fart!

The air went silent.

Yu Xiaogang's impassioned speech came to an abrupt halt.

Everyone stared at Yu Xiaogang in utter bewilderment.

Never mind the others, even Luo Sanpao looked completely stunned!

Good grief! As expected of my master, this fart is even louder than mine!

Yu Xiaogang was completely paralyzed, standing on the spot, at a total loss.

The surrounding crowd couldn't help but instinctively retreat a distance.

The admiration in the eyes of those students slowly vanished.

After all, who would worship a fart-machine?