Yu Xiaogang Enters the History Books!

The scene remained silent for a full half-minute.

During this half-minute, everyone was deeply immersed in the aftermath of Yu Xiaogang's earth-shattering fart, unable to pull themselves away.

Those who had been standing nearby still had their ears ringing, and even people as far away as the teaching building had been startled by the massive sound, flocking to the windows to peer toward the playground.

The power and the commotion could be summed up in two words—terrifying!

But after that, there was no follow-up.

This was the nature of the item Mountain-Opening Cannon.

In his previous life, Zhang Tianyu had used a similar item, Gathering of Heroes, on Tang San. That item made Tang San fart incessantly, but the sound was very quiet at first, barely attracting any attention, and it could be controlled initially, giving the target some time to prepare.

The Mountain-Opening Cannon was different; it only made Yu Xiaogang release one combo-fart, but it was immensely powerful, deafeningly loud, impossible to guard against, and impossible to control. It was best suited for making someone suffer social death in public, just like this.

"Notification: In the previous life, Tang San was a fart-fiend; in this life, Yu Xiaogang has become a fart-fiend. How joyous and congratulatory!"

"Notification: Congratulations to Host for completing the beginner achievement Master and Disciple Must Be Neat and Tidy, obtaining the title: Ambidextrous."

"Ambidextrous: Every time a soul skill is used, there is a chance to cast it twice consecutively without consuming additional soul power. Any soul skill has a chance to trigger this. The trigger rate depends on the title level. Current title level: Beginner. Trigger rate: 10%."

"Not bad, a new toy." Zhang Tianyu's eyes lit up instantly.

Moreover, it was a rare achievement title.

In his previous life, he had only activated one title from start to finish: Sober in the Human World. The effect of that title was a high chance to see through illusions and phantasms.

But with the system, illusions and phantasms had no effect on him anyway, so that title was useless; he didn't think he had ever used it.

But this Ambidextrous was incredible.

Double-casting for the soul power cost of one!

It wasn't very useful for low-level soul skills, but if it were a forbidden-level soul skill—

One becomes two with a bam. Holy crap, just thinking about it was awesome!

"Can't you issue a quest to activate titles?" Zhang Tianyu asked.

"Notification: No, Host. All achievements are hidden and require luck to complete."

At this moment, the person suffering the most was Yu Xiaogang.

Although Yu Xiaogang still maintained an expression of cold indifference on his face, his heart was numb!

Numb with chaotic distress!

Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing? What have I done?

Why did I suddenly, inexplicably release such a massive fart?!

Oh no!

This is too terrifying!

It's over.

Everyone must be laughing at me in their hearts right now!

They are all laughing at me for letting out such a huge fart!

This is too absurd!

How could there be such a big, loud fart?!

I have never in my life released such a massive fart!

Why did it have to come out today in front of so many people?

Someone save me!

Someone save me!

Director Su was the first to snap out of his daze, sneering mockingly: "It seems both your upper and lower mouths are quite eloquent!"

Zhang Tianyu almost couldn't help but laugh out loud!

Damn!

Both the upper and lower mouths are eloquent!

Wow! Director Su, you're fierce; you're quite eloquent yourself!

But the problem was, Yu Xiaogang had a "special relationship" with the Dean. By openly offending Yu Xiaogang and hitting his disciple, could Director Su even survive in the academy?

Oh, right. Regardless of whether you can continue to stay here, you probably won't live to see tomorrow's sun.

Because tonight, Tang Hao would definitely come to beat you up, or perhaps even kill you outright.

Director Su clearly understood this logic as well, continuing: "I will go find the Dean to resign shortly; there's no need for you to go to the Dean to make things difficult for me!"

After saying this, Director Su turned and left.

Being able to rough up Yu Xiaogang and curse him out before leaving made it all worth it to Director Su!

Yu Xiaogang stood where he was, feeling his body go somewhat numb.

Wait a moment! Director Su!

Director Su, don't go!

Keep sparring with me!

If you don't spar with me, how am I supposed to get out of this situation? How can I divert everyone's attention away from that fart just now?

If you don't spar with me, they will all keep staring at my backside, waiting to see if I'll let out another fart that loud!

Don't go!

Even if you beat me up again, that would be fine!

Ah~ he's already gone~

Damn it! This Director Su is just too uncooperative!

Since he won't help, I'll have to break this deadlock myself!

Thinking of this, Yu Xiaogang's face remained expressionless. Ignoring the strange looks from everyone, he called out loudly toward Director Su's retreating back: "There is no need for that. Neither the Dean nor I are that kind of person, but you will need to go explain this matter of you beating a student to the Dean."

Director Su didn't even turn his head, only a cold snort drifted back.

He had already spoken to the Dean about beating Tang San, explaining that Tang San had insulted them first. Yet, the Dean hadn't mentioned the student insulting the teacher at all, focusing only on the teacher hitting the student.

The reason was simple.

Tang San was Yu Xiaogang's student.

So, what else was there to say?

Yu Xiaogang didn't care whether Director Su responded or not; after delivering his high-sounding words, he also turned and left quickly.

Yes, he had to leave this place immediately!

Because yue~ it smelled too bad!

He was right at the center of the storm!

He couldn't imagine that he could ever produce such a foul-smelling fart in his entire life!

Got to go, got to go!

Seeing the two of them leave, the onlookers also began to disperse.

"I really didn't expect the Grandmaster to be so full of surprises!"

"Yeah, yeah, I always thought only his martial soul could release such a powerful fart, but it turns out he's even more impressive himself!"

"That's right, a single fart scared Director Su away!"

"With such terrifying strength, he's the number one person in Notting Academy!"

"This fart deserves to go down in history!"

Zhang Tianyu remained silent.

His face was expressionless, but inside, he was blooming with laughter!

Although these words sounded like praise, in reality, they were all just being sarcastic!

"That was truly terrifying just now!" Wang Sheng said at this moment.

"Yeah, it was too scary, such a loud sound!"

"I once saw a lightning-type soul master, and even his lightning soul skills didn't make a sound that loud!"

Xiao Wu's expression was very strange, as if she were holding back laughter or perhaps just confused as she said: "Is this Grandmaster really not here to be a comedian?"

Everyone: .

Wang Sheng scratched his head, and just as he was about to speak, he heard a familiar voice suddenly come from the side:

"Yo, isn't this Wang Sheng and his bunch of poor wretches? Why aren't you off eating slop where you poor people belong, instead of coming here?"

It was none other than Xiao Chenyu.

He hadn't expected to run into them on the playground.

Zhang Tianyu chuckled; this would save him some trouble!