Writing Diaries in Douluo, Starting Off by Breaking Bibi Dong's Heart
Chapter 36

Qian Renxue: Qin Feng, Narcissist! Bibi Dong Smiled!

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Qian Renxue's heart tightened, her fingers gripping the Diary with a slight force.

The reason she had invited Qin Feng to be the Crown Prince Tutor was indeed a moment of impulse, born from a desire to observe this man who possessed the Diary at close range.

She had not expected Qin Feng's intuition to be so sharp, to the point that he directly suspected her motives.

Fortunately, as she read further and saw Qin Feng begin to indulge in his own narcissism, Qian Renxue breathed a sigh of relief.

This guy, he really is narcissistic beyond measure.

Qian Renxue shook her head, just about to mock him, when her gaze swept over the next paragraph.

"Patting my chest and saying: We're all bros?!"

The expression on Qian Renxue's face froze instantly, and immediately after, the flush that had already faded surged back up, even more violently than before.

"Bastard! Shameless! Filthy!"

Qian Renxue cursed under her breath, subconsciously wrapping her arms around her chest to protect that sensitive and ample area.

This was the part of her disguise that required the most effort.

To play the role of a man well, she had to wrap it layer after layer with a specially made Chest Binding Cloth, which was painful to endure.

If Qin Feng really used the excuse of being "bros" to slap her chest...

That part was soft!

How could it possibly feel like a "bro"?

If she refused, would she seem too pretentious?

But if she agreed...

At the mere thought of Qin Feng's large hand slapping her chest, Qian Renxue felt as if her whole body had been electrified, a wave of numbness washing over her.

"This lecher!"

Qian Renxue gritted her teeth, wishing she could rush over right now and beat Qin Feng up.

This wasn't a Crown Prince Tutor at all; it was clearly inviting a wolf into the house!

Martial Soul Hall.

Bibi Dong looked at the Diary and couldn't help but spit in disgust.

"To think of such a sleazy move."

"Only a shameless scoundrel like him could come up with a method that takes advantage of someone while being so disgusting."

Although she was cursing him, Bibi Dong couldn't help but let the image surface in her mind.

Qian Renxue, wearing the face of Xue Qinghe, being patted on the chest by Qin Feng while he called her brother...

That scene was truly comical.

And even a little bit satisfying.

Blue Tyrant Academy.

Ning Rongrong, Zhu Zhuqing, and Xiao Wu all wore strange expressions at this moment.

"This Qin Feng..."

Ning Rongrong's mouth twitched. "He looks decent enough on the surface, so why is he so improper in private?"

"Calling people brothers to their faces, and calling them wives behind their backs."

Zhu Zhuqing summarized coldly, "As expected, men are all no good."

Xiao Wu covered her mouth and giggled, "If that Qian Renxue really gets patted, I wonder if she'll be exposed on the spot? That would be interesting."

The three of them looked at each other; although they thought Qin Feng was shameless, deep down, they were all secretly looking forward to that scene happening.

Heaven Dou Royal Academy, faculty dormitory.

Qin Feng put down his pen and stretched.

[Some things, I'll continue writing in the Diary later.]

[I wonder what Dugu Yan and Ye Lingling are doing here so late at night?]

[Could it be that because of what happened during the day, they were conquered by this young master's heroic bearing and want to offer themselves in marriage?]

Qin Feng laughed at himself and was just about to get up to open the door when a series of urgent knocks came from outside.

"Knock, knock, knock!"

The sound wasn't loud, but it was very rhythmic.

Qin Feng walked forward and pulled open the door.

Standing outside were indeed Dugu Yan and Ye Lingling.

Dugu Yan wore a dark green bodysuit that outlined her enchanting figure in a scorching manner, yet at this moment, her emerald eyes held a hint of trepidation and anxiety.

Standing beside her, Ye Lingling remained veiled in black, revealing only a pair of eyes as cold and clear as water, silently watching Qin Feng.

But neither of these two was the main point.

Qin Feng's gaze drifted past the two women and landed on the tall figure behind them.

It was a lean, elderly man with hair and beard of dark green; even his eyes were a chilling, eerie green, as if they were two venomous snakes waiting to strike.

He stood there quietly, the surrounding air seemingly congealing, an invisible pressure rushing toward them.

Poison Douluo, Dugu Bo.

Qin Feng raised an eyebrow, his face showing not a shred of panic, but rather the same lazy smile as before.

"Yo, beat the small one, and the old one shows up?"

Qin Feng stepped aside to clear a path. "Come in. It's late at night; aren't you afraid of catching a chill?"

A flicker of surprise flashed through Dugu Bo's eyes.

This brat, how can he remain so calm in the face of me?

He let out a cold snort and stepped into the room, with Dugu Yan and Ye Lingling following closely behind.

As soon as he entered, Dugu Bo got straight to the point, his voice raspy:

"Brat, I heard you can cure the poison in Yan Yan's body?"

After the match ended during the day, Qin Feng had told Dugu Yan that she was deeply poisoned and would not live long if left untreated.

Upon returning, Dugu Yan had told her grandfather about this.

Dugu Bo cared most about this granddaughter in his life, and upon hearing that someone could see through the backlash of their Jade Phosphorous Serpent Emperor poison at a glance, he could not sit still and rushed over overnight.

Qin Feng poured them a glass of water and nodded nonchalantly.

"I can cure it."

A brilliant light flared in Dugu Bo's eyes, and his aura erupted instantly, pressing down on Qin Feng like a mountain.

"Do you know the consequences of deceiving this old man?"

Qin Feng acted as if he didn't feel that terrifying pressure at all; he picked up his teacup, took a light sip, and then spoke slowly:

"What benefit would I get from deceiving you?"

"Besides, if I didn't have the ability, would I dare to spout nonsense in front of you, Poison Douluo?"

Dugu Bo stared fixedly at Qin Feng, trying to find a flaw on his face, but he was disappointed.

Qin Feng's eyes were clear and confident, without the slightest evasion.

"Good."

Dugu Bo withdrew his aura. "As long as you can cure Yan Yan, I will give you whatever you want."

"Even if it were the stars in the sky, I would find a way to pluck them down for you."

Qin Feng set down his teacup and shook his head.

"Forget the stars; I have no use for those things."

Seeing this, Dugu Yan couldn't help but ask: "So can you cure it or not? What do you mean by nodding and then shaking your head?"

Qin Feng glanced at her, his gaze carrying a hint of scrutiny.

"I can cure it, but..."

"But what?" Dugu Bo pressed.

"It's not that simple to completely eradicate the toxins in your bodies."

Qin Feng tapped his fingers lightly on the table. "Ordinary detoxification pills treat the symptoms but not the root cause."

"To completely resolve the backlash of the Jade Phosphorous Serpent Emperor, one needs to refine a special pill—the Nine-Star Detoxification Pill."

Upon hearing the name "Nine-Star Detoxification Pill," Dugu Bo's brows furrowed tightly.

He had studied the art of poison his entire life and had never heard of such a pill.

"Are you playing with me?"

Dugu Bo's tone was icy. "Where in this world is there any Nine-Star Detoxification Pill?"

Qin Feng scoffed: "If you haven't heard of it, that just means you are ill-informed."

"I can refine this pill, but..."

Qin Feng paused, looking straight into Dugu Bo's green eyes, and said word by word:

"I don't have the medicinal ingredients on hand."

"Refining this pill requires top-grade immortal herbs as a catalyst, as well as a large amount of rare supplementary ingredients."

"A clever housewife cannot cook without rice, Senior Dugu; you should understand that, right?"

Dugu Bo narrowed his eyes and remained silent for a moment.

"What medicinal herbs do you need?"

Qin Feng's lips curled slightly, revealing a meaningful smile.

"That would be a long list."

"However, I know of one place that definitely has them."

"The Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well."

Upon hearing these five words, Dugu Bo's pupils constricted sharply, and killing intent surged from his body.

That was his secret herb garden; besides himself and Dugu Yan, not a third person knew of its existence.

Just who exactly was this brat?

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