Tang San's Deduction, Xiao Wu is Cursed

The next moment, the clothes on Ao Linxi and Chiyan transformed into bunny girl outfits.

"Damn, that's too wild!" Gu Tian said, somewhat agitated. "How about this?"

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"Ah!" With a sharp cry from Gu Tian, the sea of consciousness reverted to its previous state.

"You brat, if you dare make us wear the Emperor's New Clothes again, I'll turn those Magic Pill of yours into walnuts and roll them in my hands!" Chiyan slammed her fist heavily onto Gu Tian's head.

"Hahaha, I think it's quite nice, Xiao Tian. At least I saw that our Chiyan is already bigger than me now." Ao Linxi teased, though her expression turned serious as if she had recalled something. "Chiyan, do you remember the specific coordinates where your True Dragon true form fell? If we can recover your remains, your strength could return directly to its peak."

Chiyan froze.

A flicker of pain and confusion flashed through her beautiful red eyes. She struggled to recall, but after a long while, she could only shake her head dejectedly.

"I can't remember. That sword strike from Asura back then was too ruthless. My soul and body were forcibly stripped apart. Regarding the final location where my true form landed... in my memory, I only recall falling alongside that dead block of ice. Everything else is a blank."

Ao Linxi sighed and looked into the distance. "It's alright, take your time. Since we have reunited, we will find it sooner or later."

Before exiting the sea of consciousness, Gu Tian took one last look at the two mature beauties sitting on the sofa. Recalling the scene just moments ago, he wanted to look again, but he feared that Chiyan might actually pluck his "little brother" off.

When Gu Tian opened his eyes again, the sky outside the window was already bright.

The morning sunlight filtered through the thin gauze curtains, scattering in fine fragments across the large wooden bed. Gu Tian moved his body and found that Xiao Wu was still maintaining the posture she had when she fell asleep last night, her warm, petite body clinging tightly to him.

"Awake?" Gu Tian lowered his head to see Xiao Wu staring at him with her bright, ruby-like eyes, unblinking.

Xiao Wu's face flushed slightly, and her voice was as soft as a mosquito's hum. "Mm... I've been awake for a while. I saw that Brother Gu Tian was sleeping soundly and was afraid that moving would wake you."

In fact, Xiao Wu had been like this for nearly an hour. She greedily enjoyed the sense of security surrounded by the Dragon God's aura, as if it were the most precious harbor in this world.

Seeing her cautious yet deeply affectionate expression, Gu Tian's heart softened. He reached out and flicked her nose. "What is it? Staring at me in a daze so early in the morning?"

Xiao Wu bit her lip, shifted her body shyly, and pressed even closer. She took a deep breath, as if gathering immense courage, and whispered, "Brother Gu Tian... since we are already dating, does that... does that mean we can kiss?"

By the time she finished the last two words, Xiao Wu's face had turned red to the roots of her ears, and the long rabbit ears atop her head trembled uneasily, betraying her inner anxiety.

Gu Tian was stunned for a moment, then couldn't help but laugh. This little rabbit was so straightforward it caught him off guard.

He didn't answer directly, but chuckled, his side-lying body suddenly rolling over to pin Xiao Wu's delicate frame beneath him.

"Ah..." Xiao Wu let out a soft cry. Feeling Gu Tian's aggressive masculine aura descend, her head spun, and her heart hammered against her chest as if it might break through.

Gu Tian looked at her exquisite, blushing face just inches away, lowered his head slowly, and kissed those soft lips.

This kiss was not like the clumsy violence of Gu Yuena, but filled with tentative tenderness and lingering affection. Xiao Wu felt her head go "buzz," her mind turning into a blank slate. She responded clumsily, her hands instinctively climbing around Gu Tian's neck, and her entire being sank into a dizzying, ethereal bliss.

After a long while, Gu Tian lifted his head, looking at the dazed, breathless Xiao Wu, and whispered, "Satisfied, little rabbit?"

Xiao Wu unconsciously pursed her lips, feeling the lingering warmth, her mind still a complete mush.

Morning, Nuoding Academy.

In the soul master theory classroom, the atmosphere was somewhat subtle due to the return of certain individuals.

Tang San sat in the back, his face still pale; it was clear that the damage to his martial soul yesterday had not fully healed. His gaze was fixed on the front row, where Gu Tian, Gu Yu, Na'er, and Xiao Wu—whom he once considered his lifeblood—were sitting.

Watching Gu Tian's calm and composed back, Tang San felt a dull ache in his chest.

However, what made him even more angry and confused was Xiao Wu's state.

Xiao Wu was acting unusually today. Usually lively and active, she was now like a puppet with cut strings, lying listlessly on the desk with hollow, wandering eyes. Occasionally, she would reach out to touch her lips, and a strange blush would bloom on her cheeks.

What is wrong with Xiao Wu? Tang San roared in his heart.

In his view, this was by no means normal behavior for someone in love.

Something is wrong... something is very wrong. Tang San's eyes narrowed slightly, his mind racing.

He recalled some of the insidious methods recorded in the Tang Sect secret manuals. Xiao Wu used to be so dependent on him, even willing to share the same bedding. But ever since she met Gu Tian, not only had her personality changed drastically, but she remained indifferent even when she saw him being humiliated.

Love Gu!

Tang San's pupils contracted sharply; this thought cut through all his doubts.

That's it! Gu Tian must have planted a Love Gu on Xiao Wu! Tang San deduced frantically in his heart. Gu Tian's martial soul is so bizarre; it must be some kind of evil-attribute mutation. After Xiao Wu moved in, he must have used drugs or some kind of mental parasite to control her mind!

Perhaps this is the most dangerous poison in the Mysterious Heaven Treasure Record—the Love Gu. Once this poison is implanted, it makes the victim yearn for the one who planted it, like a bone-gnawing maggot, leaving her restless and feeling as if a nest of cold insects is crawling in her heart.

The more he thought, the clearer Tang San's logic became.

No wonder Xiao Wu looked at Gu Tian with such infatuation, and no wonder she was so absent-minded now. That listlessness, in Tang San's eyes, was the weakness and delirium following the activation of the poison!

Gu Tian... you despicable villain! Tang San clenched his fists so tightly that his knuckles cracked. To think you would use such a vicious method on my Xiao Wu. I, Tang San, swear that I will expose your true face and purge your poison from Xiao Wu!

He even began planning in his mind how to use the paralyzing toxicity of his Blue Silver Grass to fight poison with poison and help Xiao Wu find herself again.

It wasn't until the noon bell rang that the class ended.

Xiao Wu was still immersed in that long morning kiss, floating back to the apartment.

She hid in her room, and upon hearing Gu Tian return, she hurriedly grabbed his sleeve.

Gu Tian had just bought ingredients for lunch. If he had time, he preferred to cook himself; after all, the school cafeteria food couldn't possibly suit everyone's taste.

"Brother Gu Tian, what are we having for lunch!" Xiao Wu was a bit shy. Even though she wanted to kiss him, she didn't dare say it outright. After all, for a girl, modesty was the most important thing.

"I bought you some carrots, you can stir-fry them." Gu Tian handed the plastic bag from behind his back to Xiao Wu, then pulled out a single carrot and teased her, "Xiao Wu, guess what, what can you do with a carrot?"

"Can you eat it?" Xiao Wu answered crisply and cleanly without a second thought.

"Then guess, what can you do with a cucumber?" Gu Tian smirked.

"I don't know." Xiao Wu sensed something off in Gu Tian's tone and concluded he was definitely up to no good.

"What about bitter melon? What can you do with that?" Gu Tian continued to press.

"I don't know." Xiao Wu's voice grew quieter; these vegetables were all straight, Gu Tian was definitely teasing her!

"Then guess, what can you do with a tomato?" Gu Tian crossed his arms over his chest, waiting for Xiao Wu's answer.

"What? Can you do something with a tomato too?"

"Of course you can, they all share one common characteristic."

"But it's round!"

"Huh? Xiao Wu, what are you talking about? They can all be stir-fried with eggs!" Gu Tian feigned a look of utter shock, staring at Xiao Wu's face.

"Hmph! You just know how to bully me." Xiao Wu blushed and stomped her foot, but didn't forget to glance at Gu Tian out of the corner of her eye, her gaze filled with attachment.

"I'm sorry, Xiao Wu, how about we have a kiss?" Seeing Xiao Wu pretending to be angry, Gu Tian thought back to how distracted she had been in class today.

This little girl, she wears all her thoughts right on her face!

"Mm." Xiao Wu hummed, her voice as faint as a mosquito's, but worried Gu Tian wouldn't hear her, she nodded vigorously.

Na'er, who had just been walking behind them carrying a large bag of snacks, heard this sentence the moment she entered the door and her mouth fell open in surprise.

"Wow! You guys are actually eating alone at home behind Na'er's back!" Na'er dropped the snacks and rushed over in a flurry, her purple eyes filled with dissatisfaction and excitement.

Gu Yue, who was just walking out of the kitchen, also stopped in her tracks, her dark green eyes watching the two of them with amusement.

"This... Na'er, don't make a scene, we were just playing." Gu Tian coughed awkwardly.

"Na'er isn't making a scene, Brother Gu Tian is a bad guy, did Big Sister Xiao Wu force you to kiss?" Na'er pouted, clearly unable to tolerate Xiao Wu's act of eating alone.

"Well, we haven't actually kissed yet..." Gu Tian twirled his two index fingers against each other in front of his chest; in psychology, this behavior often indicates the actor's strong anticipation.

"Na'er doesn't care! Na'er wants one too!" Na'er petulantly wedged herself between the two, but instead of kissing Gu Tian directly, she turned to look at Gu Yue, then back at Gu Tian.

"Na'er, what kind of tricks are you trying to pull now?" Gu Yue raised an eyebrow slightly.

"Hehe." Na'er flashed a little devilish smile as she pushed Gu Yue and Gu Tian together. "Big Sister, in terms of time spent together, we are the seniors, you should set an example for Big Sister Xiao Wu first. You kiss Brother Gu Tian first!"

Under Na'er's egging, a flush of red couldn't help but appear on Gu Yue's cold, pretty face.

She glanced at Gu Tian, then at the expectant Xiao Wu, and finally, as if compromising, she gave Gu Tian's lips a fleeting, dragonfly-touch kiss.

"Is that enough? Honestly, Na'er, Big Sister has told you to be more reserved when you're out!" Gu Yue turned her head and glared at Na'er with shy annoyance. "Next time we go back, I'm going to tell Big Sister and have her discipline you, spank your bottom."

"Ah! Don't, Big Sister, wuwuwu." Na'er whimpered with a face full of grievance.