Father is the Asura God, Mother is the Rakshasa God, and I am White Dumpling

God Realm, Asura Hall.

In the dim, gloomy hall, the Rakshasa God, with her alluring features and enchanting figure, slowly turned to look at the blank-eyed Asura God: "Am I pushing too hard?"

"Very hard." Asura God nodded earnestly.

"Screw you!"

Rakshasa God only then realized the ambiguity in her words and delivered a fierce kick his way.

"Hey, hey, hey! It's your problem, why are you kicking me?"

"You're his father."

"You're his mother! If it weren't for you, would Chen Doudou have ended up like this?"

"Let me tell you, Lin Qingqing, if you ruin Chen Doudou's chance to inherit my Asura God position, I'm not finished with you!"

Even though Rakshasa God Lin Qingqing was his wife, Asura God did not show her a shred of kindness.

Lin Qingqing, the original Rakshasa God, immediately grew resentful: "Oh! You really are something, Asura. You've finally shown your true colors, haven't you? Did you have this planned all along?"

"I'm telling you, Chen Doudou is only inheriting my Rakshasa God position. You can keep your Asura God position for yourself."

"Impossible! My Asura God position is stronger!"

"Hmph, if you're so strong, why are you still kneeling under my skirt?"

"I... that was an accident. I drank too much, it doesn't count."

"Pfft, everyone else drinks, why only you? I think you've had designs on me for a long time, haven't you?"

"I haven't."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. I never expected that you, Asura, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, usually looking so upright and spouting 'no women in my heart, drawing my sword makes me a god,' would turn out to be this kind of person.

I wondered why you were always at odds with me before; turns out you liked me but were too embarrassed to say so~ Bah, you're lusting after my body, you're despicable!"

"I'll say it again! I'm not, I didn't! This Seat did not!"

"Yo, yo, yo, still putting on your God King airs? If you're so capable, why don't you go and raise Chen Doudou properly?"

"..."

In the nursery just one wall away.

Listening to the bickering, five-year-old Chen Doudou covered his head in despair and sighed: "Sigh, here we go again~"

"I really can't stand this rebellious father and mother."

Just five years ago, Chen Doudou had transmigrated here.

At first, knowing he had transmigrated to Douluo Continent, he was happier than anyone.

After all, even if Douluo was jokingly called the "floor tile of fantasy," who wouldn't want to possess extraordinary power and achieve immortality?

However, Chen Doudou soon discovered something was wrong.

Because this Douluo didn't seem to be the one he knew.

What do you mean his father is the original Asura God?

What do you mean his mother is the original Rakshasa God?

What do you mean Tang San didn't inherit the Asura God position?

What do you mean the war at Jialing Pass was called off by the gods because the God Realm was short on personnel?

What do you mean the Shrek Seven Devils, Qian Renxue, and Bibi Dong had all ascended to the God Realm?

What do you mean Martial Soul Hall never fell?

There were too many questions, but Chen Doudou had no time to figure them out, as he was completely immersed in the joy of his background in this life.

His father was the Asura God King, a ruthless man who killed the Dragon God with his sword, and his mother was the Rakshasa God.

Surely he could walk sideways through the world now?

However, after only a few days of joy, Chen Doudou started to regret it.

To describe it in one sentence:

A murderous dad, an evil mom, a broken home, and a helpless him.

Because his parents, who had conflicts before they were married, were truly at each other's throats.

Both wanted to cultivate Chen Doudou in their own way.

Asura God wanted Chen Doudou to inherit his Asura God position and solve problems through slaughter.

Rakshasa God wanted Chen Doudou to use his brain and learn to solve problems through schemes and tricks.

Moreover, they spent all day instilling various evil ideas into him.

For example, Asura taught him to slaughter a city to absorb the blood of his enemies for cultivation.

Or, Rakshasa taught him to use all sorts of poisonous schemes to trick others, including but not limited to, using spirit beasts to possess strong individuals, or using aphrodisiacs on innocent women in secret rooms... and so on.

Finally, after five years of continuous brainwashing, Chen Doudou's small brain could no longer take it, and he went completely insane.

Yesterday, the sight of him drooling like an idiot had terrified the Rakshasa God and the Asura God.

"If Heaven could give me a chance to start over, I would absolutely want to transmigrate into the home of that old geezer, the God of Destruction."

"I really want to escape, but I can't get away~"

Chen Doudou sighed heavily; he longed to escape his original family more than anything.

Just then, a crisp, clear voice rang out in his mind.

[Ding!]

[Detected that the host wishes to escape their original family. Activating Personality System now.]

[The host may choose to possess the Kindness Personality: upon acquiring the Kindness Personality, you will obtain twin mutated martial souls, the Kindness Asura Holy Sword and the Life Rakshasa Holy Scythe. These will be automatically acquired once your martial soul awakens. Do you confirm?]

Without a second thought, Chen Doudou immediately chose to confirm: "Confirm, confirm, immediately confirm! I can't take it anymore!"

[Congratulations to the host for awakening the Kindness Personality!]

[Kindness Personality: No matter what you face, you will resolve it in the kindest way possible!]

A beam of warm, brilliant light slowly flowed into Chen Doudou's mind.

Kindness Personality, awakened!

One thought of heaven, one thought of hell!

Chen Doudou reopened his eyes, a flash of wisdom flickering within them.

He understood.

The light is the righteous path; kindness is the only correct way.

Thus, in the next second, he kicked open the gates of the Asura Hall and, under the astonished gazes of the Asura God and the Rakshasa God, announced: "Oi! Rebellious Father! Rebellious Mother! Look at me, look at me, I have something to announce to you."

"The road toward the light is destined to be overgrown with thorns!"

"Since ancient times, loyalty and filial piety cannot both be perfected; it is your child who is unfilial!"

"The God of Evil Thoughts is dead; kindness shall prevail!"

"From this day forward, I will no longer be the God of Evil Thoughts; I want to be the King of Kindness! I'm going to ask Sister Life to be my godmother! I also want to inherit the godhood of Sister Kindness, and I want Sister Angel Qian Renxue to teach me how to cultivate!"

The Rakshasa God's mouth hung wide open, eyes bulging, wearing an expression of total bewilderment.

At this moment, the Asura God's eyes were as clear and naive as a college student's.

My fellow folks, who can understand this?

His own son—the son of the head of the Evil faction, the dignified Asura God King—woke up from a nap and said he wanted to become the godson of his nemesis's wife?

In the next second, the Rakshasa God snapped back to reality, turned to look at the Asura God, and blinked, as if saying: "Your son, aren't you going to do something about him?"

The Asura God's face turned beet red in an instant, his breathing heavy like an ox: "You bastard! Who did you just say you wanted to be the godson of? What king did you say you wanted to be? Say that to me one more time!"

Chen Doudou clearly hadn't realized the gravity of the situation; he still held his head high and said with great pride: "That's right, I, Chen Doudou, am the man who will become the King of Kindness!"

As his words fell, the Asura God and the Rakshasa God exchanged a glance, their expressions instantly turning icy.

One pulled out an Asura-brand belt, and the other produced a Rakshasa-brand headband.

The child is grown; it's time to give him a complete childhood~

Asura God: "Take him down!"

Rakshasa God: "Take him down!"

When it comes to the matter of a rebellious child.

Even the Asura God and the Rakshasa God, who had been opposing each other for hundreds of thousands of years, reached a surprisingly unanimous goal at this moment.

He must be corrected and brought back to evil!

How could the son of the dignified Evil God become a God of Kindness?

Seeing them both staring at him with malicious smiles, Chen Doudou panicked: "Wait, Rebellious Father, Rebellious Mother, what are you doing? Don't come over here!"

The next second, the crackling sound of the belt whipping through the air struck.

Accompanied by the sting of the gold-threaded headband.

"I'll show you 'Rebellious Father'! I'll show you asking Life to be your godmother! 'The road toward the light is destined to be overgrown with thorns,' today I'll let you see exactly how those thorns are forged!"

"I'll show you 'Rebellious Mother'! I'll show you asking the Angel God to teach you to cultivate! Today, this lady will show you what a life of total darkness really looks like!"

On this day, Chen Doudou felt as though he had seen his great-grandmother.

Before awakening the Kindness Personality, his life was a colorful black.

But now, he felt his life had turned completely pitch black.

Meanwhile, in the Sea God Palace, a scene of the exact same nature was unfolding.

"Rebellious Father! Let me tell you, don't think that just because you are the Sea God, I'm afraid of you."

"I, Tang Wutong, am going to become the Saintess of the Martial Soul Hall!"

[Pre-reading notice: The brain-hole of this book is extremely abstract, including but not limited to: Jiang Nannan joining the Martial Soul Hall from a young age, Ye Guyi as the Martial Soul Hall Saintess, Bibi Dong recreating the secret chamber Douluo...]