Douluo: Sword of Shura, Scythe of Rakshasa, I Am the Benevolent God King
Chapter 15

Ma Xiaotao's Extreme Evil

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Watching the crowd's astonished expressions, Chen Doudou curled his lips, sighing inwardly: If this were the only effect, how could it be worthy of being called the Life Rakshasa Holy Scythe?

That's right, his first soul skill had two distinct activation effects.

The first was what he had just demonstrated: group healing and a 20% boost to all attributes, with the attribute boost scaling alongside his soul power.

The second was to transform the Pegasus illusion into a group mental attack. Because this skill was an illusory attack, it could not be blocked by physical defenses.

This meant that to resist this skill, one had to rely on mental defense soul skills or evade the attack entirely.

But how could that be possible?

Mental defense soul skills were extremely rare throughout the entire soul master world.

As for evading the attack?

That was even more unthinkable; unless one possessed teleportation or spatial soul skills, it was nearly impossible to dodge such a wide-range area-of-effect attack.

"Doudou."

Ma Xiaotao's gaze toward Chen Doudou had shifted into something strange.

"Tell me what to do, I'm actually tempted to kidnap you right here and now."

She reached out as if possessed and pinched Chen Doudou's cheeks, her tone dripping with a hint of obsession.

"No way, you actually want to possess me?"

Chen Doudou acted as if he had been startled, crossing his arms over his chest with an air of mysterious confidence: "Hmph, you bad woman, stop your wishful thinking! I, Chen Doudou, am a man you will never be able to obtain!"

"Pfft!"

Zhang Lexuan, standing to the side, couldn't hold it in any longer; she covered her mouth, her shoulders shaking with laughter.

Ma Xiaotao's pretty face flushed pink, and she gave him a sharp tap on the head: "Hey! You brat! Who said I wanted to possess you?"

Chen Doudou narrowed his eyes, wearing an expression that said he had seen right through her: "Heh~ playing hard to get? My mom already told me that bad women like you love playing these kinds of tricks."

"I'm only six years old! You won't even spare a six-year-old child? You're actually lusting after my body!"

"You're despicable, you're shameless, you're base! You have no shame at all!"

With this barrage of accusations, Ma Xiaotao nearly coughed up a mouthful of blood: "What a disaster!!!"

Who on earth gave birth to this Demon Pill?

Could someone please take him away immediately?

She was wronged!

More wronged than Dou E!

After a long while, she suppressed her anger and asked: "Then tell me, why am I the kind of bad woman you say I am?"

Chen Doudou replied with complete honesty: "Because my mom said that bad women never admit they are bad women."

Fine, fine, so I'm forced to be a bad woman then?

Ma Xiaotao gritted her teeth: "Do you always listen to your mom this much? Do you listen to everything she says?"

What an infuriating mama's boy!

And what kind of freak was his mother, anyway?

What kind of decent person taught their child like this?

"Not really."

Chen Doudou shook his head, revealing a sly and devious smile: "Because Mom also said that if something is beneficial to you, you should accept it, but if it's disadvantageous, you should refute it loudly!"

"Pfft, hahahahaha--!"

The onlookers nearby instantly collapsed in laughter, pounding their chests and stomping their feet.

"I can only say, as expected of Doudou!"

Zhang Lexuan sighed softly.

Without realizing it, even she hadn't noticed that she had smiled more in these past two days than she had in the entire previous month.

"Sigh!"

No choice.

Life isn't easy, Ma Xiaotao sighed.

Zhang Lexuan patted her shoulder and smiled gently: "Alright, alright, don't be angry. Why argue with a child? Let's go, it's time to hit the road."

Ma Xiaotao was on the verge of tears: "That's not what I'm angry about! Why am I the only 'bad woman' here? Senior Sister! This isn't fair!"

Zhang Lexuan froze.

Oh, right. Why was only Xiaotao a bad woman?

She looked around, scanning the figures of the other female students, then looked down at her own proud curves, as if she had suddenly realized something.

She leaned into Ma Xiaotao's ear, lowering her voice to whisper: "Xiaotao, I feel... the 'bad woman' Doudou is talking about might not mean 'evil,' but rather 'poorly endowed and wicked.'"

This sentence struck like a bolt of lightning.

"Poor? Chest? Extremely? Evil?"

Ma Xiaotao looked down at her own flat-as-a-board "airport" and instantly shed tears of frustration.

Ahhhhh!

Damn it!!!

What do you know, you little brat!

Don't you understand that the best things come in small packages?

Ma Xiaotao swore to herself, clenching her small fists: "Wuu wuu... I, Ma Xiaotao, swear that one day, I will definitely grow bigger than Senior Sister! I'll make that kid Chen Doudou regret looking down on me!"

A quarter of an hour later.

Zhang Lexuan swept her gaze over the group and announced once more: "Is everyone ready? Check if you've left anything behind; if not, prepare to set off."

"Ready!"

The group shouted in unison.

"Wait! It seems like he has something to tell me."

Chen Doudou raised his hand.

He noticed that while the entire herd of Healing Pegasus had left, this one remained.

The Healing Pegasus nudged him with its head, letting out continuous, affectionate neighs.

"Are you saying you want to come with me?"

Chen Doudou scratched his head, feeling a bit dazed. He had never raised a soul beast before; did this count as getting a pet?

The Healing Pegasus nodded repeatedly and lowered its body, signaling for him to climb on.

Chen Doudou didn't stand on ceremony; he flipped onto its back and patted its rump: "Haha, then many thanks to you. Please take care of me from now on."

"Right, do you have a name?"

The Healing Pegasus shook its head.

"Then how about I call you Zeus? Doesn't that sound imposing?"

Chen Doudou thought for a moment and gave his handsome mount a name full of grandeur.

"Neigh--!"

Zeus let out a long, skyward neigh, its body glowing with a faint green light, clearly extremely satisfied with the name.

This scene left everyone present stunned.

This scene shocked everyone to the core.

Xuan Zi swallowed hard: "What kind of dog-shit luck does this kid have?"

"The Pegasus clan is such a proud existence, yet they are actually willing to let him ride on their back?!"

Since ancient times, countless human factions and empires had tried to tame the Pegasus, using threats, inducements, and every method imaginable.

But without exception, the result was always that the Pegasus would rather die than submit to humans!

Zhang Lexuan's beautiful eyes were filled with astonishment, but she said nothing and waved her hand: "Let's go!"

The group had just left the area.

Atop a rockery in the distance, a golden creature quietly emerged from behind a tree.

Its naive eyes watched the youthful figure riding away on the Pegasus, and for the first time, it revealed a look of confusion.

"Why would it offer itself to a human?"

"Didn't Di Tian say that we and humans are mortal enemies?"

Meanwhile, the God Realm.

Upon seeing Chen Doudou's soul skill.

The face of the God of Destruction turned green instantly.

Isn't this my wife's ability?

How did it end up with you?

You naturally evil little brat of the Asura God, what on earth have you done!!!

At this moment, the Asura God, carrying a plate of watermelon, walked over and saw this scene, the corners of his mouth curling up: "Yo! Is Red-Face turning pale?"

The God of Destruction's face darkened: "Asura, are you sure you want to push it?"

You just have to poke at the sore spot, don't you?

The Asura God chuckled: "Our Doudou is capable; that's our good fortune, understand? You can't be jealous of that."

"Exactly, exactly!" The Rakshasa God nodded earnestly while eating melon.

The God of Destruction was both angry and amused: "Fine, fine, fine! Come, come, look at your Doudou's first soul skill."

Five minutes later.

Asura God: "..."

Rakshasa God: "..."

Their expressions were more wretched than if they had eaten excrement.

It is often said that the joys and sorrows of people are not shared.

But at this moment, they seemed to be.

Asura God: "Are you saying that we, a warrior wielding a greatsword and an assassin holding a scythe, gave birth to a mage who carries a scythe?"

Rakshasa God: "Are you saying that our son, the son of the Slaughter Evil God, not only has a first soul skill that is healing, but also went off to become a wet nurse?"

Is this f*cking reasonable?

Is there any justice left?

Is there any l~aw left?

This is practically betraying the ancestors, isn't it?!

God of Destruction picked up a watermelon and began to eat, gloating: "Laugh, keep laughing, why aren't you laughing anymore? Are you naturally incapable of smiling?"

At this moment, God of Trickery stood up again, his wise eyes seemingly filled with intelligence: "My Lord, I understand now. Young Master Doudou is truly worthy of being the son of you and the Mistress! This move, brilliant, it is truly brilliant!"

Asura God and Rakshasa God's eyes lit up: "Oh?"

God of Trickery stroked his beard and smiled mysteriously: "My Lord, Young Master Doudou is hiding his true strength!"

God of Destruction: "..."

Why did he suddenly have a bad premonition?

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