Hey, Your Lunchbox Smells So Good, You Know

Why is the cute little boy screaming in agony? Why is the purple-haired witch cackling with such sinister glee? And why are the elderly couple from the God Realm weeping tears of sorrow?

Behind all of this, is it a distortion of human nature, or a total collapse of morality?

Please tune in to the grand documentary on family education and ethics: <The Unspoken Secrets of the Purple-Haired Witch Who Takes Good Care of Grandma Bai and Her Little Boy>.

The next second.

Chen Doudou, feeling utterly humiliated, very "wisely" accepted the suggestion from Bibi Dong.

He walked with heavy steps, like a lamb being driven to the slaughterhouse, looking back every three steps as he approached the lunchbox stall.

"Doudou, perk up! You are the son of the Asura God and the Rakshasa God; don't lose face for us! Show me your evil aura! Don't be afraid, just rob them!"

Bibi Dong stood in the shadows not far away, waving her fist and whispering encouragement to him.

Chen Doudou took a deep breath and stood before the stall.

Chen Doudou took a deep breath, trying hard to recall the appearance of the bullying soul masters he had seen back in the God Realm.

He walked up to the stall, stood on his tiptoes to try and look taller, and slapped his hand down on the wooden counter.

"Bam!"

The sound was quite loud.

"Oi! Do you know your lunchboxes are so fragrant they're bothering me?"

"Don't you know this Causeway Bay area is under the protection of Chen Doudou?"

Chen Doudou tried his best to keep a straight face and look fierce, but with his delicate, doll-like features, slightly curled purple hair, and ruby-like eyes, he looked for all the world like a bristling kitten trying to act tough.

Opposite him, the lady selling the lunchboxes was a gentle-looking woman in her thirties.

She wore simple cloth clothes and an apron, holding a ladle as she stared at him blankly.

One second.

Two seconds.

Three seconds.

The woman burst into a giggle.

She put down the ladle, crouched down, and reached out to gently pinch Chen Doudou's chubby cheeks, her eyes filled with doting affection: "Oh my, whose little boy is this? You're so cute, and you're playing a robbery game?"

Chen Doudou: "!!!"

No, Auntie, did you pick up the wrong script?

I'm here to rob you! I'm a bully!

Can you please respect my profession?

Can you just cooperate, scream, and give me the food!

Chen Doudou grew anxious, waving his little fists again and shouting fiercely: "I'm serious! Hand over the food! Otherwise... otherwise I won't be polite to you!"

"Oh my, so fierce~"

The woman wasn't afraid at all; instead, she laughed even harder, teasing: "Then, little bully, what do you plan to use to rob me?"

Chen Doudou froze.

He felt his empty pockets and then looked at Bibi Dong.

Bibi Dong, watching from afar, had black lines on her forehead, her fists clenched tight.

How is this a robbery?

This is clearly just acting cute!

"I... I have a gemstone!"

"Let me tell you, this is a gemstone that fell off the Silver Dragon King, a ten-million-year soul beast. My dad fought him for three hundred rounds back in the day, and it was so hard to get!"

Chen Doudou thought quickly, pulling a shiny little pebble from his pocket—one he had picked up on the road: "Here, take this, and give me the food!"

The woman looked at the ordinary pebble and couldn't stop laughing.

She thought of her own mischievous little girl, who also loved playing these "trading games" when she was small.

"Alright, alright, little robber, Auntie is scared."

The woman stood up with a smile, picked up a large lunchbox, added a huge scoop of braised pork, and even peeled a tea egg to put inside: "Here, this is the protection fee! Is that enough?"

Chen Doudou held the heavy lunchbox, completely stunned.

This... this was a successful robbery?

Wait, why does it feel like I was given charity?

"Wait, and for this beautiful sister here."

The woman looked at Bibi Dong and greeted her warmly, "Miss, come and eat too! This child is so cute, he must be hungry. Auntie will give you a bowl on the house!"

As the words fell.

Chen Doudou nearly dropped the lunchbox in his arms.

He turned his head stiffly to look at Bibi Dong in the distance.

At this very moment, Bibi Dong's breathtakingly beautiful face had turned completely livid.

Her purple hair stirred without a breeze, and a terrifyingly low pressure radiated from her entire body. The tree branch she had been holding in her hand was crushed into powder with a crisp "crack."

Gritting her teeth, she squeezed a few words through the gaps:

"Chen! Dou! Dou!"

"I told you to go rob someone! You went off to beg for food? And you sold your looks to get it?!!"

She had specifically sent Chen Doudou to commit robbery so he would take the first step toward "doing evil" and shatter his unrealistic, naive fantasies!

And what was the result?

The kid just stood there and went begging?

Begging was one thing, but he actually relied on acting cute to get it—that was the lowest of the low!

Chen Doudou: "..."

Help, I don't want to do this anymore, I want to go back to the God Realm!

Chen Doudou clutched his boxed lunch, hunched his shoulders, and muttered aggrievedly in a small voice: "Wuwuwu, Sister Dong, I didn't, I really didn't sell... I just tapped the table, and then she laughed..."

"You... you're actually acting aggrieved? You're going to be the death of me!"

Bibi Dong snatched the boxed lunch from Chen Doudou's hands, popped the lid, and shoveled a few mouthfuls in to vent the rage in her heart.

Oh my, I haven't eaten this in ten thousand years; this braised pork from the mortal realm is truly delicious!

Wait, no!

Is the point really that this braised pork is delicious?!

"Doudou, give me half of your braised pork."

"I don't want to."

"Hmm? What did you say?!"

"Wuwuwu... you're even stealing a child's food."

Bibi Dong looked at the overflowing braised pork in her own bowl and snorted: "Who told you to go begging?"

At this moment, Chen Doudou deeply understood what it meant to say:

I intended to offer my heart to the bright moon, but the moon shines upon the ditch instead.

I was meant to be a great villain, but my looks are too high, and my strength won't allow it.

Meanwhile, in the God Realm.

God of Destruction laughed so hard he rolled right off his chair: "Hahahaha! Robbery turned into begging by acting cute! Asura, is this what you call 'correcting his path to evil'?"

God of Evil wiped away tears of laughter: "What a talent! Others rely on ferocity to do evil, but he relies on cuteness. He managed to turn a robbery into being fed by others—looking across all the planes, he's one of a kind!"

Beside them, Rakshasa God's face was livid and flushed red, feeling as though all dignity had been lost, shaming them all the way back to the God Realm.

Disgrace!

This was absolutely the most ridiculous, most shameful scene in the ten thousand years of the God Realm!

Asura God gritted his teeth and looked at the God of Trickery sitting in the lower seat: "God of Trickery! Is this the foolproof path to 'correcting his path to evil' that you swore by? Is this what you meant by letting Chen Doudou fall completely into darkness?"

God of Trickery gently waved his feather fan and said unhurriedly: "My Lord, do not panic. Don't you think this is the true essence of evil?"

"Oh? How so?"

"Think about it: subduing the enemy without fighting—isn't that the highest realm of evil? He doesn't even need to lift a finger; he just stands there, and the other party offers up tribute voluntarily!"

"How is this a beggar? This is clearly Young Master Chen Doudou having grasped the essence of 'subduing people with virtue,' which is the highest realm of evil—hypocrisy!"

"He is using the cloak of kindness to commit the act of robbery!"

Asura God and Rakshasa God exchanged glances, their initial expressions of rage instantly freezing.

Damn! That actually makes some sense!

This kid, he's hiding his true depth!

"Chen Doudou, he really is worthy of being my son!"

"It must be because of my excellent teaching."

God of Destruction: "..."

I have never seen such shameless people!

"Mom, why are there several fewer boxed lunches today, and why is the money short?"

Jiang Nannan, who had just finished school at noon, came to her mother's stall and, as per her routine, counted the money earned that day, only to find it was much less than usual.

Mother Jiang recalled the scene from earlier and couldn't help but laugh: "I got robbed."

Jiang Nannan's small face tightened in anger, and a flicker of fury flashed in her beautiful, large eyes: "Mom, who robbed you? That's too hateful; I'm going to settle the score with them."

She clenched her small fists, secretly vowing that she would definitely find this bully who had picked on her mother!