My Lord, I Have a Plan

"Hey, honey, I don't think this kid can be fixed. How about we make another one?"

"Bullshit! Weren't you just complaining that I was being too demanding?"

"But the problem is, we're both Gods of Evil Thoughts, yet our son wants to become a God of Kindness. Something's not right."

Rakshasa God slowly got to her feet and glanced down at his crotch. "Isn't this all your fault? Let me tell you, Doudou was born after I carried him for ten years.

Even if he can't take care of himself, I'll spoil him rotten. If you want to make another one, go find someone else. Just see if I don't chop you to pieces!"

A chill ran down Asura God's back, and his waist instinctively drew away.

"What are you ducking for? I'm not really going to chop you up."

Rakshasa God's lips curled with a frigid smile as she looked toward his crotch.

"Was I ducking? My waist just felt a little uncomfortable, so I was stretching."

Asura God stubbornly denied it. He was certain that this crazy woman in front of him wasn't joking.

After all, back then, she'd dared to scheme against him despite being a First-Level God.

As for why the two of them were in such an awkward position now...

It all went back to what had happened just moments ago, after Asura God and Rakshasa God had given their son a good beating.

The two of them had been shocked to discover that

Chen Doudou was gazing up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, drool at the corner of his mouth. "A-ba... a-ba."

He still hadn't gotten better.

Of course, Chen Doudou was faking the whole thing.

If he didn't put on this act, he felt like this pair of terrible parents would beat his butt black and blue.

Rakshasa God pursed her lips. "Since he's fine, hurry up and think of a way to fix this. How can the son of two Gods of Evil Thoughts turn into a White Dumpling?"

Asura God gritted his teeth, struck by an idea. "How about we ask the gods under us to come up with something?"

"You think that'll work?"

"Why not give it a try? You never know. Could things really get any worse?"

Asura God helplessly spread his hands.

Rakshasa God closed her eyes and took a deep breath. "Fine! Let's do that. In any case, we have to make Doudou turn back to evil!"

Asura Hall, main hall.

"So that's the situation..."

"Does anyone have a brilliant idea? How can we make Doudou turn back to evil?"

When Asura God had finished explaining,

the Gods of the Evil Thoughts faction below the dais were all dumbfounded. For a long while, no one said a word.

What the heck? Seriously?

Was this even Chinese?

How did those words fit together?

You mean the biological son of you, the mighty Asura God King, leader of the Evil Thoughts faction, and Rakshasa Goddess wants to give up inheriting the positions of Asura God and Rakshasa God and run off to join the Goodness faction?

He even wants to take your sworn enemy's wife as his godmother. Is that right?

Your servants are ready to fight to the death, so why has the young lord surrendered first?

"Wait, my lord? What did you just say?"

"Young Lord Doudou wants to become a God of Kindness? Did I hear that wrong, or did you misspeak?"

Asura God really didn't want to admit it, but it was the truth. "Sigh, no, you heard right. Doudou really does think that way."

Those words struck like a bolt from a clear sky.

All the gods were dumbfounded.

"That can't be right. Could it be because Young Lord Doudou is still too young?"

"It's obvious the Gods of Kindness tricked Young Lord Doudou. Damn it! How dare they come right to our doorstep and stir up trouble! This was definitely Sea God Tang San's doing!"

"My lord, fellow gods, I believe the Goodness faction has gone too far! They actually tried to sway Young Lord Doudou. For the sake of the greater good, I, the Fallen Male God, ask for your approval to fight Sea God one-on-one!"

"Pfft... Hahahaha!"

"I'm dying! Can you even beat him?"

"Exactly. Someone get over here and let him take a good look at himself in your piss. Otherwise, he'll get caught up in Blue Silver Bind, and then our lord will have to rescue him."

For a time, the gods below the dais burst into laughter, their discussions rising and falling one after another.

But not one of them could come up with a clear answer right away.

After all, this concerned the inheritance of a God King.

Asura God watched the chaotic crowd below, who were making the hall sound like a marketplace, and couldn't help frowning.

Just then, a god waving a feather fan stepped forward. "My lord, I have a plan."

The moment he saw the man, Asura God flew into a rage and hurriedly waved the other gods over. "Quick, stop him! Tear his mouth to shreds—he's about to use a scheme!"

The gods rushed forward. Some grabbed his legs, some pinched his neck, and others really did try to tear his mouth to shreds.

Yet that feather-fan-wielding god managed to push through the crowd and rush up to Asura God. "My lord! My lord, wait! My lord! I still have something to say!"

Asura God gritted his teeth at the sight of that face. "Stop cooking up your little schemes! I still haven't settled the score with you for what happened last time!"

It was all that damn God of Trickery's fault. He'd gotten Asura God drunk that night, forcing him to marry Rakshasa God and have a child.

His lifelong reputation as Asura God had been ruined just like that.

Damn it.

God of Trickery immediately fell to his knees, his voice trembling. "My lord! How can you think that of me? I'd go through fire and water for you!"

Asura God sighed. Well, he'd always been sentimental. "Sigh... Fine, fine. Tell me, what scheme have you come up with this time?"

God of Trickery said, "My lord! Since Doudou wants to become a God of Kindness, why don't we wait until after his Martial Soul Awakening in a few days, then send him to Douluo Continent?"

Asura God looked puzzled. "Oh? Why's that?"

"Because on Douluo Continent, even biological brothers can turn against each other over a Soul Bone. Never mind the nobles enslaving commoners, selling slaves, and exploiting the people at the bottom."

"As long as Young Lord Doudou sees the vileness and cruelty of the mortal world, he's bound to awaken his nature as one of our Gods of Evil Thoughts... slaughter!"

After saying this, God of Trickery let out a sinister cackle.

Asura God's eyes lit up, and he grinned wickedly. "You always manage to come up with something new!"

"My lord, I'm willing to sever my divine rank and descend to the mortal world to accompany the young lord and serve as his guardian!"

God of Trickery dropped to one knee. His tone was solemn, and his eyes were as resolute as if he were joining the Party.

He made it clear: I want to climb the ladder so badly!

A mere Second-Level God rank? I can do without it!

Seeing this, the gods beside him grew anxious.

Well, look at you, God of Trickery, with your stern face. Who would've thought you were this kind of person? You can't play dirty like this!

You're climbing the ladder without taking us along?

"My lord, I can serve as his guardian too!"

"My lord, pick me, pick me! I'm strong!"

The gods spoke up one after another, afraid they'd miss this opportunity.

After all, everyone knew that accompanying Young Lord Doudou as he grew up would make them ministers who had helped the future ruler rise to power.

Maybe they'd even get a chance to rise another step.

Seeing how eager all the gods were, Asura God found himself at a loss.

Who should he pick?

Choosing a First-Level God would make them too easy to spot. After all, there were very few First-Level Gods in the Divine Realm, and anyone who disappeared for a few days would easily be noticed.

As for a Second-Level or Third-Level God... even if they suppressed their power before descending, they might not be able to beat some talented mortals who hadn't become gods.

In the hall, only a stunning woman in the corner sighed and silently turned away.

Because she knew she wouldn't be chosen.

And that woman was Bibi Dong.

A supreme being who had once been just one step away from becoming Rakshasa God.

After the gods called a halt to the battle at Jialing Pass,

Bibi Dong had lost her former glamour and dazzling radiance.

Now, without even a divine position, she could only rely on Qian Renxue's protection.

She was reduced to scraping by at the bottom of the Divine Realm...