The clamor in the Asura Hall finally subsided.
As the five God Kings departed, the God of Destruction took a moment to pat the Asura God on the shoulder, his tone sincere: "Old Asura, look on the bright side. Even though he couldn't inherit your Asura God position, at least he didn't inherit your wife's Rakshasa God position either."
Asura God: Is this even human language?
The God of Destruction spoke with righteous indignation, adopting a "I'm doing this for your own good" tone: "Rest assured, I will definitely keep my wife in check. When I handle things, you can be at ease."
In the eyes of the God of Destruction, there was no way his wife's god position would be cheapened by the son of the Asura God.
Even if it rotted and was thrown into the dirt, he wouldn't give it to him.
After all, his wife wouldn't backstab him, would she?
"..."
The Asura God's face darkened, and he didn't respond.
He currently only wanted to smash those two "Kindness and Life" martial souls and recast them.
A perfectly good Asura Sword, turned into a Holy Asura Sword?
How unlucky!
After all the gods had left, the Asura God hurriedly gathered the Rakshasa God and Bibi Dong for a family meeting.
As for where Chen Doudou had gone?
Let's look at the VCR.
Chen Doudou was seen hurriedly calling out to the Goddess of Life and the Goddess of Kindness, who were about to leave.
"Godmother!"
"Sister Kindness, can I take a nap with you two this afternoon?"
The Goddess of Life turned to look at the Goddess of Kindness, and seeing she had no objections, covered her mouth and chuckled: "Alright."
The Goddess of Kindness raised an eyebrow, a playful smile on her face: "Aren't you afraid your parents will be angry?"
"Not afraid!"
Chen Doudou looked righteous: "I need to adapt to the life of a God of Kindness in advance."
The God of Destruction's eyes widened: "Little Green... how could you?"
The Goddess of Life pulled him back and blinked: "Little Purple, isn't Doudou cute? Don't you want a godson?"
She knew the God of Destruction had always been displeased with Chen Doudou.
But that was because of the grievances of the older generation.
What did that have to do with the child?
Destruction: "..."
Although he really didn't want to, he saw that his wife seemed determined to take Chen Doudou as a godson.
"...Fine."
He compromised through gritted teeth.
Seeing this, the God of Evil immediately leaned in, looking at the Goddess of Kindness with longing eyes: "Wife, we were supposed to take a nap together."
The Goddess of Kindness waved him away in disgust: "Go away, go away. You're so old now; it was one thing when we were in the lower realms, but now that you're a God King, you're still so clingy."
"Noooo!!!"
The God of Evil performed a God King-level tantrum on the spot.
After the Goddess of Life and the Goddess of Kindness left, holding Chen Doudou by each hand, the God of Destruction and the God of Evil exchanged a look.
Like two peas in a pod, they instantly saw eye-to-eye.
"That brat is too detestable."
"Exactly! It's not like he doesn't have a mother; he has to keep pestering our wives."
"We have to teach him a lesson."
"What do you suggest?"
"The Asura God will definitely send this brat to the lower realms, and he might try to cheat again when that happens."
"So, what do you mean?"
"Catch him in the act."
The God of Destruction's lips curled into a cold sneer: "I don't believe that with us watching him all day, he'll still dare to cheat."
Asura, oh Asura, prepare to fall into my hands this time!
On the other side.
In a quiet, secluded chamber.
The Asura God began his final instructions: "Bibi Dong, this mission is entirely in your hands. I don't care what method you use; in short, you must make him turn from good to evil!"
Rakshasa God: "And there's more. You must teach him how to swindle and deceive, how to use others to do his dirty work, and every trick in the book. He must learn it all. Is it reasonable for the son of a dignified Rakshasa God to play around with life attributes?"
Asura God chimed in repeatedly: "Exactly, exactly! He must be taught to kill! Is it reasonable for the son of a dignified Asura God to play around with kindness attributes?"
Rakshasa God's eyes gleamed: "Also, if Doudou takes a fancy to some girl, tell him to just snatch her. If he can't snatch her, teach him how to use drugs, or just lock her in a secret room. Do you hear me?"
Bibi Dong wiped the cold sweat from her forehead.
For a moment, she even doubted whether this was a divine temple.
It felt more like she had walked into the headquarters of an Evil Soul Master.
Good heavens, let alone a six-year-old Young Master Chen Doudou.
Even if you replaced him with any other normal person.
They wouldn't be able to withstand parents like you.
"Please rest assured, My Lord and My Lady."
Bibi Dong took a deep breath and said solemnly: "I will definitely do everything in my power to help Young Master Chen Doudou correct his path and return to evil."
Meanwhile, in a garden somewhere in the God Realm, Chen Doudou was lying on the fragrant, soft lap of Goddess of Life, asking softly: "Godmother, when I grow up, can I be as powerful as you?"
Goddess of Life smiled and stroked his head: "Of course you can, as long as you are willing."
Goddess of Kindness snorted: "But if you dare to learn from your father and fill your head with slaughter, I'll have Sister Life throw you over to the God of Destruction."
Chen Doudou blinked, smiling with innocent purity: "I wouldn't dream of it. I want to be the King of Kindness and protect everyone."
In the distance, God of Destruction and God of Evil hid behind the clouds, gnashing their teeth.
"Did you hear that? He wants to be the King of Kindness! If he dares to be the King of Kindness today, he'll dare to inherit the Life God position tomorrow!"
"If he dares to inherit the Life God position tomorrow, the day after he'll dare to mooch off my house and never leave, and the day after that, he'll dare to seize both the Life and Kindness God positions at once!"
"Dual god positions in one, and both as God Kings? How can this be allowed?"
"Right, we must stop him!"
The two God Kings officially formed the "Anti-Doudou Alliance."
The poor "cuckolded" Chen Doudou: ╮(︶﹏︶)╭
In the afternoon, Chen Doudou was finally set to depart for the lower realm.
All five God Kings gathered here to see him off.
Rakshasa God's eyes were red, her voice choked with sobs as she hugged her son, reluctant to let go: "Doudou, once you get down there, you must take good care of yourself..."
Chen Doudou patted his mother's back: "Mom, I'll miss you too..."
This scene of maternal kindness and filial piety was truly moving.
Just as the gods were beginning to think that Rakshasa God was only bad on the surface but actually a gentle mother.
In the very next second, the tone shifted abruptly.
Rakshasa God's voice suddenly turned heavy: "Doudou, when you see something you want down there, just snatch it. We of the Evil God faction must be ruthless; if you want something, take it yourself. Also, lie when you need to lie. Don't treat your conscience like a meal. Do you hear me?"
Chen Doudou: "..."
No way, I'm the man who is going to become the God of Kindness!
Of course, he didn't dare say these words out loud right now; he would wait until he reached the lower realm.
"Also, Doudou, remember your father's words: to kill one is a sin, to slaughter ten thousand is a hero, and to kill one hundred thousand is a hero among heroes!"
Asura God stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder.
Nearby, Goddess of Life, Goddess of Kindness, God of Destruction, and God of Evil were all collectively petrified.
Wait, is this how you teach a child?
Goddess of Life finally understood why Doudou always came to her house.
Stuck with parents like these.
On the other side.
Tang San and Xiao Wu also walked over, holding Tang Wutong.
No, that's not right; she should be called Wang Dong now.
Chen Doudou noticed that the way Wang Dong looked at him seemed a bit off.
In Wang Dong's clear eyes, besides confusion, there was nothing but overflowing curiosity.
It was as if there was something about him that naturally attracted her.
Tang San noticed his daughter's gaze and felt secretly pleased.
For the sake of his daughter's future, he had ultimately endured the pain of sealing her memories.
Xiao Wu squatted down and whispered: "Dong'er, when you get to the lower realm, you must listen to Big Uncle and Second Uncle, do you hear me?"
"Yes, Mother."
Wang Dong nodded obediently.
"Are you ready?"
God of Destruction stepped forward, his gaze locked onto Asura God and Tang San: "Asura, and Sea God, I don't care what you two have done in the past. In short, once they reach the lower realm, neither of you is allowed to interfere or cheat!"
"Even if he is a God King, he must abide by the rules of the God Realm. Do you hear me?"
Asura God's mouth twitched. Why don't you just call me out by name?
Isn't it just because I saved Tang San once last time?
Besides, I even urgently revoked a god position; doesn't that make us even?
"Understood."
Tang San bowed his head respectfully.
But in the shadows, a flicker of calculation crossed his eyes.
"Good, off you go!"
God of Destruction nodded, confirming everything was in order.
He grabbed Chen Doudou and Wang Dong, shoving them directly into the planar transport channel.
Destination, Douluo Continent!
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