Boys Out on Their Own Must Protect Themselves

"Eh? This is..."

The voice held a hint of curiosity, a hint of disappointment, and a hint of eagerness to keep exploring.

"I thought you were a girl. Turns out you've got a little pee-pee..."

Wait, what exactly are you disappointed about?

Hold on, this soft, warm feeling...

Oh no!!!

Chen Doudou: "!!!"

His whole body went rigid as he looked down at the misbehaving hand.

A chill shot from the soles of his feet straight to his scalp.

Hey, where are you touching?

What kind of female pervert is this?!

In broad daylight, under the clear blue sky, groping an innocent young man in public?

Chen Doudou looked up.

The girl looked young, about twelve or thirteen, but her graceful figure seemed wildly out of keeping with her age.

She wore a neat red outfit that hugged her dainty figure tightly. Her fiery red hair hung loose over her shoulders, and a teasing look played across her stunning face.

"Don't go messing with him."

The woman in gray hurriedly spoke up to stop her, afraid of angering the senior hidden nearby.

But the girl in red paid no attention. Instead, she leaned closer, her devastatingly pretty face almost touching Chen Doudou's nose. "Hey, kid, how old are you? Have you awakened your martial soul? Where do you live?"

With that mischievous smile tugging at her lips, she looked every bit like a deranged female devil who abducted children.

"Wah!"

Chen Doudou deliberately acted as if he were scared, turned, and burrowed into the woman in gray's arms. Then he took a deep breath.

So fragrant. It smelled like Mom.

"Pretty big sister, I'm scared."

"Waaah, I've been defiled..."

Boys out on their own had to protect themselves, too.

The woman in gray couldn't help laughing. She gently rubbed his head. "Don't be scared, don't be scared. She didn't mean to."

The girl in red covered her mouth, laughing so hard she swayed. "Hahaha... This little squirt is such a scaredy-cat."

As if savoring the memory, she rubbed her fingertips together, recalling that strange sensation from earlier. Her ears slowly turned pink. "So this is what boys'..."

He looked so cute, though.

With that sweet, delicate face, lovely, slightly curly purple hair, and ruby-red eyes, who wouldn't think he was a little girl?

And yet he was actually a little boy?

At the same time, in the Divine Realm.

The Five Great God Kings were gathered around a huge crystal ball, watching the "tragedy" unfold in real time.

Especially when they saw that lecherous hand come down, the armrest beneath Asura God's hand was instantly crushed to powder. He couldn't hold back any longer. "Destruction! I'll fight you! Look at what you've done!"

"I told you, I didn't do it!"

Destruction's lips were pressed tightly together.

He ran through every sad thing he could think of in his life, wishing he could slap himself right there and then.

Damn it, mouth, keep quiet!

Or I'll give myself away.

Xiao Wu's brow twitched beside them. She suddenly remembered how Doudou's hands had wandered when he drank her milk before, and her cheeks quietly flushed pink.

That's our Doudou, all right.

Tang San noticed the color in Xiao Wu's face and asked with concern, "Xiao Wu, why's your face so red?"

"Third Brother, I-I'm fine." Xiao Wu shook her head.

Asura God sneered. "Keep pretending. Go on, pretend some more!"

God of Destruction deliberately replied with annoyance, "I told you, it really wasn't me. Besides, your Doudou didn't lose anything, did he? That girl looks pretty, doesn't she?"

"And you say he didn't lose anything? Then how about you let her grope you!"

Asura God flew into a rage.

Doudou was still young, but he was Asura God's son, after all.

How could he let a mortal desecrate him?

"Hmm?" A subtle look suddenly turned his way.

God of Destruction felt as if a thorn were pricking his back and hurriedly said, "Get out of here. I'm not Doudou."

The chill vanished at once, replaced by a gentle smile.

Rakshasa God grew more and more anxious. "Asura, think of something! At this rate, our Doudou's going to lose his innocence."

"What can I do? Let's wait and see."

Asura God snorted and shot God of Destruction a sideways glance.

It was all that damn Destruction's fault for keeping an eye on him. Otherwise, he would've sent Bibi Dong down with him right from the start.

Then this never would've happened.

Now look at us. We still have to sneak Bibi Dong down later.

Night fell.

The dark-red campfire crackled. Several flatbreads and skewers of meat roasted on the rack above it, filling the air with an enticing aroma.

The flickering firelight played across Chen Doudou's face.

He secretly swallowed, and his stomach betrayed him with a growl.

But he stubbornly turned away, putting on an act like he wasn't hungry.

How could any of the experienced, sharp-eyed Soul Masters there possibly miss those little movements?

The girl in red curled her lips into a smile, grabbed a few skewers, and sat down in front of Chen Doudou. She offered them to him. "You're hungry, aren't you? Here, have some."

"Hmph, I'm not eating!"

Chen Doudou turned his head away.

He held a grudge.

The female pervert in front of him might be pretty, but she'd dared to touch his little willy.

She was just awful!

The girl in red deliberately waved the skewers beneath his nose. "Oh? You really won't eat? It's so fragrant and delicious~"

Chen Doudou closed his eyes and waved her away. "Get it away from me. I, Chen Doudou, never accept handouts! Mom said you should never eat anything from a bad woman!"

The young men and women farther away, who were wolfing down their grilled meat, all turned to look.

"Whoa, he's got some backbone!"

At the same time, in the Divine Realm, Rakshasa God heard those words and instantly teared up. "Waaah... Doudou!"

Asura God gently drew Rakshasa God into his arms, comforting her with rare tenderness. His eyes were full of pride.

Our boy was finally listening to his mom.

Looks like it wouldn't be long before he became the Slaughter Evil God who wreaked havoc across the continent...

God of Destruction's expression was complicated, and he fell silent.

Was it a little too much to go after such a good kid who listened to his mother?

Seeing that he really wouldn't eat, the girl in red simply took a bite herself. The straightforward girl chewed as she muttered, "So your name's Chen Doudou. What a girly name."

Chen Doudou shot her a glare.

After she'd taken several bites and gotten grease all over her mouth, she couldn't help asking again, "Hey, are you sure you really don't want any?"

"Hmph." Chen Doudou snorted.

"Okay, Xiaotao, stop teasing him."

Zhang Lexuan gave Ma Xiaotao a light glare.

She didn't understand what had gotten into this girl. Why did she like picking on little kids so much?

Then she smiled warmly and beckoned to Chen Doudou. "Doudou, come over here. Want big sister to feed you?"

As soon as she finished speaking, everyone stared at Chen Doudou and began whispering among themselves.

"Do you think he'll say yes to Senior Sister?"

"Shh, no way. Haven't you seen how unyielding he looks?"

"I think so too. That kid's got an iron backbone."

Even Rakshasa God nervously gripped the hem of her clothes, unable to wait.

Doudou would listen to his mom and refuse, right?

The next second.

Chen Doudou dashed over at lightning speed, threw himself into Zhang Lexuan's arms, and opened his mouth to bite.

With Zhang Lexuan feeding him, he took one bite after another, cheeks stuffed full as he gobbled everything down.

Ma Xiaotao gave him a gloomy look, the corner of her mouth curving into a dangerous smile. "Didn't you say you wouldn't eat anything from a bad woman?"

Chen Doudou chewed his meat, then looked up with perfect seriousness, his face radiating sincerity. "Because Mom also said that when you need to lie, you should lie. Don't treat your conscience like food."