Evil Uchiha Again
Inside the Hokage's Office, Hiruzen Sarutobi and two other Konoha High Command were discussing how to find Jiraiya or Tsunade and bring them back to punish the Evil Uchiha Qingcheng.
Meanwhile, Tsunade was still comfortably recuperating in a luxury hotel in the Land of Land of Hot Water, completely unaware of the situation in Konoha.
This luxurious room was rented by Qingcheng before. Although Tsunade lost her temper and Teuchi the room, Qingcheng used too many memory Genjutsu on Tsunade to momentarily lose her senses.
The image of Qingcheng and his powerful physique resurfaced in her mind, and Tsunade said with a bewildered look, "That Evil Uchiha, he only appeared in my life for a moment, like a fleeting glimpse, so why do I still involuntarily think of him?"
Tsunade sighed again, looking embarrassed, and said, "That Evil Uchiha actually used glycerin on me! I really want to kill him!" Tsunade then involuntarily clenched her fist.
Those pale fists made a series of loud cracking sounds, but after Tsunade vented her anger, she said with a look of pity, "But he's really handsome, even more handsome than Dan. I almost beat him to death last time, he probably wouldn't dare to show his face in front of me now."
Shizune carried another bowl of chicken soup and walked directly to Tsunade. Looking at Tsunade, she smiled and said, "Lady Tsunade, this is chicken soup I made for you. You're quite old; you'd be considered an older pregnant woman."
Then Shizune said with a resentful look, "I don't know who was so brave as to do that kind of thing with you. Aren't they afraid of being killed by you? On another note, you are a dignified Legendary Sannin, yet you were subdued by a brat. It seems your hemophobia has worsened."
Upon hearing Shizune's complaint, Tsunade immediately said sternly, "What nonsense are you talking about? That was my own choice. You have no idea how handsome he is. He's Uchiha Clan!"
Tsunade then said earnestly, "Everything about him feels so familiar, like I've seen him in a past life."
Upon hearing this, Shizune's face instantly lit up with surprise, and she exclaimed in shock, "It seems Lady Tsunade is thinking about men again. But she's already this old; in a few years, her water and electricity will be cut off. That Uchiha Clan was a good person; he directly helped Lady Tsunade fulfill a woman's ultimate wish, which is to have a child of her own."
Upon hearing Shizune's sarcastic remark, Tsunade immediately retorted, "Idiot, do you think I'm such a shallow woman? I mean, in my past life, I think I turned into a butterfly, and that Uchiha Clan also turned into a butterfly, but in the end, we didn't end up together."
Shizune said with a look of panic, "Lady Tsunade, your hemophobia wasn't cured to begin with, and now you have male paranoia. You're starting to talk nonsense. How can people have past lives?"
Tsunade looked at Shizune's questioning expression and said seriously, "I mean, I mean, a feeling. You know how accurate a woman's sixth sense is? I just feel like I met him in my past life, and I can even sense that he came from here."
This was Qingcheng's foreshadowing. At that time, Tsunade was suffering from hemophobia and had no ability to resist. Genjutsu were considered real damage. To prevent Teuchi by an enraged Tsunade later, Qingcheng directly used the Mangekyo Genjutsu, "Mirror Heaven and Earth Change."
The story of the Butterfly Lovers was implanted into Tsunade's mind.
Therefore, Tsunade always felt that she was a little butterfly in her past life, and Qingcheng was that little butterfly that crossed time and space to find her.
Then Tsunade thought to herself, "You said you'd come, so why couldn't you just come properly? Why did you have to be Uchiha Clan? Under that evil bloodline, even you've become bad."
Shizune, seeing Tsunade's Tsunade, nearly spilled the chicken soup in her hand, and said awkwardly, "The chicken soup is here."
Seeing that Tsunade didn't react, Shizune said anxiously, "Lady Tsunade's chicken soup is here!"
Tsunade nodded directly, then said with a serious expression, "Put it there for now! I'll drink it after I've figured it out."
Shizune looked at the dazed Tsunade and said seriously, "Lady Tsunade! Stop thinking about it. Isn't that Uchiha Clan in Konoha? Go back and find him yourself, and ask him why you have this feeling."
Tsunade said awkwardly, "I was so angry last time that I beat him to death. He said he'd never dare see me again."
Shizune glanced at Tsunade's ample bosom and said awkwardly, "Do all the boys in Konoha these days prefer older women? They don't date girls from so many years ago, but instead choose a violent, older woman who gave birth. I don't understand, I really don't understand."
Then Shizune looked at her chest again and said with a embarrassed expression, "I also don't understand why Lady Tsunade's breasts are so big. When she was in school, they were clearly flat as washboards. I really don't get it."
When Tsunade heard Shizune call her an old woman, her face instantly filled with anger, and she involuntarily clenched her fists. Then, she said seriously, "Shizune, are you envious? If you like, you can go back to the village and see if there are any handsome men there."
Shizune looked at the furious Tsunade and said with a look of horror, "Lady Tsunade, I just don't understand why a seventeen-year-old Uchiha Clan boy would run out of the village to chase after you and leave you with two billion Ryo to squander. It's just too unbelievable. What is this Uchiha Clan?"
Upon hearing Shizune's words, Tsunade replied with a serious expression, "Haven't you noticed that this fairy is still youthful, beautiful, and ageless?"
Shizune looked at Tsunade's face and indeed approved of Tsunade appearance. However, remembering that Tsunade and Uchiha Yongcheng were classmates, she said with surprise, "I never thought that the things Uchiha Yongcheng didn't do back then would be done by that Evil Uchiha."
Upon hearing this, Tsunade said with a serious expression, "Actually, the Uchiha Clan aren't that evil. They're just more extreme, very prone to extremism, and extremely stubborn, like a pile of cow dung, stinking beyond words."
Upon hearing Tsunade's words, Shizune said with an embarrassed expression, "You might as well say they are Evil Uchiha. To compare them to cow dung is just too disgusting."
Tsunade dismissively and said, "Bring up the chicken soup. Let me try it first and see how good your cooking is, and whether you know how to serve a pregnant woman."
Shizune placed the chicken soup directly in front of Tsunade and said with a serious expression, "Lady Tsunade, if this child is born, what name will you give him?"
Tsunade looked at the 300 million Ryo in her pocket, then said seriously, "Senju Yuuki! If he could add another 2 billion, maybe I could let Tomoki take the Uchiha Clan surname."
Shizune said awkwardly, "Lady Tsunade, you'd better stop gambling. In just one week, you've almost lost two billion and are now drowning in debt. We're all creditors outside, and it'll be impossible for us to move an inch in the Land of Hot Water from now on."
Tsunade then said with a serious expression, "Stop talking, stop talking. I'm going out to gamble after I finish my chicken soup. I heard pregnant women have good luck."