Ji Ni Tai Mei

"The moon shines through the willow branches, a rendezvous is set for dusk; it is springtime, a time when all things flourish and thrive."

The crescent moon hung high in the sky. All the Konoha had gone to bed, and the streetlights were still on. At this time, there were hardly any pedestrians on the streets of Konoha.

The Uchiha Clan was still brightly lit. Qingcheng, Uchiha Yamafuku, and the others were on the first floor, waiting for news from the second floor.

Because Anko Mitarashi had eaten several skewers of meatballs that evening, she suddenly cried out that her stomach hurt, as if she was about to give birth. Then Tsunade, Meiling, and Shizune carried her upstairs to the second floor.

Qingcheng hugged the still-laughing Little Tomoki, then smiled and said, "Where did you and Aunt Shizune go today? Why are you yelling all day long? Little Tomoki, don't you ever sleep?"

Tomoki was simply very curious, her eyes darting around, occasionally hugging her Qingcheng while making loud "waaaaaah, waaaah!" noises.

Looking at the spirited Little Tomoki, Qingcheng thought to herself, "You might want a younger brother. Next time, Mom and I will try harder, and maybe we can actually have one."

Qingcheng then said to Tomoki, "Hey bro! Don't you want a younger brother? If you do, just let out a loud 'whoops!' and Dad might just grant your wish."

Tomoki stared wide-eyed at the tall and imposing Qingcheng with great curiosity, completely not understanding what his father was saying, and then let out a few more howls.

Kurenai Yuhi looked at Qingcheng's smiling face, then said, "Qingcheng, do you think someone as young as Tomoki would say anything else? It's either 'ooh ooh ooh' or 'ah ah ah'."

Then Kurenai Yuhi laughed again, a smug look on her face, and said, "You should continue with Lady Tsunade tonight! If you stab her, you can't stab me tonight. I think Lady Tsunade's physique is even more solid than Anko Mitarashi's; she's truly very strong. You can also take this opportunity to help the Uchiha Clan expand its lineage."

Upon hearing Kurenai Yuhi's words, Qingcheng was stunned for a moment, then said, "Hong, how come you've changed like this too? What about what you promised Yongcheng?"

Then Qingcheng spoke up again, "Hong, you are shirking responsibility and evading your promises, and you are even encouraging me to fall into Tsunade's trap. Hong, how have you become like this? I don't remember anyone in Konoha daring to spread toxic chicken soup?"

Kurenai Yuhi looked at Qingcheng's serious face and said with a smile, "What nonsense are you talking about? Last time, I was almost scared to death by Lady Tsunade. Who told you to go and do those superficial research projects Tenten? Now you're being monitored by Lady Tsunade, aren't you?"

Upon hearing this, Qingcheng looked utterly astonished, then exclaimed in surprise, "You all underestimate her. She's a seasoned speed driver. Every time, she'll say, 'I don't want to,' but later on, she just won't stop. It's outrageous!"

Qingcheng rubbed his forehead again, then said with an embarrassed look, "I'm also very annoyed! I should have known better than to help her upgrade to the Sage Body. It's like a boomerang hitting me on the head. I'm being tricked every day, and each time it's a different story."

Yugao also complained, "Qingcheng, next time you should subdue Lady Tsunade first, otherwise don't come looking for me. I was sleeping peacefully last night, and when you came over, Lady Tsunade followed. It scared me so much I broke out in a cold sweat."

Kurenai Yuhi shared the same sentiment, then said with a serious expression, "Qingcheng, why don't you try using Shadow Clone first? See if it makes Lady Tsunade happy."

Upon hearing Kurenai Yuhi's words, Qingcheng wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and exclaimed in surprise, "Shadow Clone are only used for cultivation? This is the first time I've heard of them being used to fly airplanes!"

Then Qingcheng, with a dark expression, said, "Hong, you have such a kind heart. I thank you on behalf of Tsunade!"

Both Kurenai Yuhi and Yugao looked embarrassed, then pretended to comfort a child and stopped talking to Qingcheng.

Inuzuka Hana's face was filled with shock, followed by a look of astonishment as she said, "The Uchiha Clan is all afraid of Lady Tsunade? What's going on? Tell me first, I need to avoid this trap."

Qingcheng waved his hand dismissively and said with a smile, "Don't worry, Xiaohua, I won't let the vicious Tsunade touch a single hair on your head, so you don't need to worry."

Just then, the sound of children crying came from the second floor.

Meiling's voice rang out again, saying, "Wow, Anko Mitarashi, you actually gave birth to quadruplets! That's amazing! The first three are all boys, and this one is a girl."

Hearing Meiling's words on the first floor, Qingcheng's face lit up with joy, and he excitedly asked, "What names should we give these quadruplets, Anko Mitarashi? Liyi Lianxin, the eldest is Uchiha Yuli, the second is Uchiha Yuyi."

The suggestion was quickly rejected by Qingcheng, because the fourth son was a daughter, and naming him Uchiha You was too unpleasant and certainly didn't suit a daughter's name.

Then Qingcheng came up with another set of names. "Unparalleled Loyalty and Righteousness," with the eldest brother being Uchiha Yuzhong, the second brother Uchiha Yuyi, and the third brother Uchiha Yuwu.

Qingcheng thought to himself, "This name is unfair to the third brother. Uchiha Yuwu, isn't that the name of a person who has nothing? You only get the name Yumu because you have nothing."

Just as Qingcheng was testing the waters and preparing to give the quadruplets the most awesome name in history, a brilliant idea suddenly flashed into his mind.

The base mud is so beautiful!

Qingcheng then said with a serious expression, "The eldest brother is called Uchiha Youji, the second brother is called Uchiha Youni, the third brother is called Uchiha Youtai, and the fourth brother is called Uchiha Youmei."

With a smile, Qingcheng said to Kurenai Yuhi and the others, "This combination is truly worthy of the name 'Only You Are Too Beautiful'! These four brothers are absolutely deserving of the name! What do you think of this name? They are truly geniuses."

Upon hearing this, Yugao exclaimed in shock, "That was so smooth! With your level of education, Qingcheng husband, you could totally be the principal of the Ninja Academy!"

Qingcheng was startled by Yugao's words and thought to himself, "I seem to be the Fifth Hokage. How could she make me the principal? That's a huge demotion. Isn't she cursing me?"

Qingcheng immediately rebuked, "Yugao Chunin, are you cursing me? I am the Fifth Hokage of Konoha, the strongest Shinobi World, the Ninja World Black Flash, the Blue Light of the Shinobi World, the Black Asura King of the Shinobi World, the village chief of Konoha Bandit village, and the supreme leader of the shady dealings in the Shinobi World. Am I out of my mind? You actually curse me to become a mere principal? How low would I have to go to become the principal of a Ninja Academy?"

Upon hearing this, Yugao was instantly embarrassed and quickly explained, "Qingcheng, I didn't mean to curse you to become a principal. I just said it too fast. You should become a daimyo, the daimyo of the Land of Fire."

Kurenai Yuhi was also quite surprised upon hearing Qingcheng's words, and then said, "This curse is indeed quite severe! From the Fifth Hokage at the height of his power, he was directly reduced to a junior principal at the Ninja Academy. Even Hiruzen Sarutobi..."

This is outrageous, the decline is far too much.

Upon hearing this, Qingcheng slowly smiled, then said seriously, "Yugao, I think I was being too sensitive just now. Call me 'Dad' once, and I'll try to see what it feels like for the children to grow up."

Yugao's face was full of black lines.

Just then, a group of Anbu Ninja walked directly to the Uchiha Clan.