Destroy It, I'm Tired

Tsunade glanced at Qingcheng, who was smiling, and continued to scold, "I haven't been here for a while. I was planning to come and cultivate my Senjutsu, but you ruined it all. You have to compensate me with 100 billion Ryo, and it has to be in large denominations of Silver Coin. Don't try to fool me with those small Silver Taels."

Looking at the righteous and indignant Tsunade, Qingcheng said awkwardly, "Let me take a look at you first! I still need to confirm a few things."

Qingcheng also looked very puzzled, thinking to himself, "It seems I'm not doing enough, not working hard enough with the Uchiha Clan, even the system has abandoned me." He then placed his hand on Tsunade's wrist.

Tsunade, still fuming, launched into another tirade at Qingcheng: "You bastard! I'm already capable of cultivating Senjutsu Mode, and you have to interfere with my progress, making me come all this way for nothing! Don't you know how shameful that is? You inherently evil and lecherous Uchiha Clan brat!"

Qingcheng was also stunned by Tsunade's scolding and didn't dare to utter a sound. In a sense, he had harmed her, and he was prepared to bleed profusely, even giving Tsunade his underwear as compensation.

The little Katsuyu said very seriously, "Congratulations so much, Lady Tsunade! I heard you only had one son before, and now you're going to be a mother again."

Qingcheng also addressed Tsunade as "Sister Tsunade" very affectionately, like a puppy, and immediately began to desperately try to please Tsunade.

Then Qingcheng said with a fawning expression, "Tsunade, don't be angry. You can't cultivate Senjutsu this time, but I'll come with you next time. It's just a matter of a Reverse Summoning Jutsu. Think about our child. If Little Tomoki knew that you gave him a little brother, how happy he would be! Little Tomoki often holds my hand and asks me to give him a little brother so that we can all have a sibling."

Looking at the bubbling Immortal Spring, Tsunade said with a regretful expression, "I'll wait until next time to cultivate! Lately, I've been feeling restless, dizzy, and weak, and I'm often sleepy. It must be morning sickness."

Qingcheng, holding Tsunade, used Wood Release Chakra to give Tsunade a thorough examination, also intending to determine how far along Tsunade's pregnancy was.

Qingcheng thought to himself, "No wonder Tsunade hasn't had her Tsunade these past few days; it turns out she's already pregnant."

When Qingcheng used Wood Release Chakra to thoroughly examine Tsunade's entire body, inside and out, he discovered an even more astonishing discovery.

Qingcheng said in a panic, "Sister Tsunade, is it possible that you're not pregnant, but that your water and electricity have been cut off for a while? If you don't believe me, come and check yourself with your Chakra to see if what I'm saying is true."

After saying this, Qingcheng covered his face with one hand, his expression filled with sorrow, and said, "I've given so much time, and this is what happened. It's as if the sky has fallen in the Shinobi World. Why did I, Uchiha Qingcheng, have to go through this? Why would such a thing happen in the Shinobi World? As expected, age is a woman's killer. Even the Strength of a Hundred Seal cannot change this fate."

Tsunade was clearly shocked by these words! Her face was filled with disbelief, and she roared in a fit of rage, "What did you say? You inherently Evil Uchiha! Are you trying to renege on your promise? If you dare not compensate me for my losses, I will Teuchi you!"

Having said that, Tsunade's expression turned fierce again, her eyes filled with murderous intent. She glared at Qingcheng with a menacing look, clearly believing that the Uchiha Clan before her was lying and cheating, fabricating a story to avoid compensating for her losses.

The little Katsuyu, also looking completely bewildered, quietly watched Qingcheng and Tsunade.

Seeing Tsunade's fierce expression, Qingcheng immediately waved his Tsunade and shouted, "I didn't lie to you! I, Uchiha Qingcheng, swear to heaven, if I lied to you, may Hiruzen Sarutobi outside, and may Shimura Danzō reincarnated without an anus!"

Tsunade glared at Qingcheng again, roaring fiercely, "That's exactly what you wanted! You, this inherently Evil Uchiha, actually used such lies to deceive me. Do you know how much psychological damage that does to me?"

Qingcheng watched as Tsunade's fists cracked and pounded, clearly indicating she was preparing to kill him on the spot and take his Storage Scroll.

Then, Qingcheng grabbed Tsunade's right hand and placed it on Tsunade left hand. He then said with a serious expression, "Take your time and look for yourself. I, Uchiha Qingcheng, am the Hokage of Konoha. How could I lie to you? Use your right hand to examine your body. After you've finished, then you can talk to me."

Upon hearing this, Tsunade roared again with a stern expression, "I'll use my Chakra to examine my body right now. If you dare to lie to me, don't expect me to forgive you, you born bastard Uchiha Clan!"

About five minutes later, another roar echoed through the Shikkotsu Forest.

"Ahhh, ahhh, how is this possible? What on earth is going on? I can't accept this!"

Ahhh,

Qingcheng looked at Tsunade, who was still howling at the sky, and then comforted her, "My dear wife, you can collect your pension now, and you can cultivate Senjutsu. Don't worry about anything anymore, don't be angry. You can drink and eat skewers whenever you want, isn't that great? Why are you angry?"

Upon hearing this, Tsunade roared angrily, "But I'm only eighteen! Why are you taking away my right to be a mother? I want to give birth to some lovely babies, and then choose some outstanding children from them to change their surname to the Senju Clan!"

Looking at Tsunade, who was still furious, Qingcheng said with a serious face, "Keep being angry! The Senju Clan surname has Senju Taoyuan, right? She even dated a few female ninjas from the Charlotte Family. What are you worried about? From now on, you can sleep in a separate room from me."

Upon hearing this, Tsunade flew into a rage again, glaring fiercely at Qingcheng. She then shouted, "You think I'm too old? I'm only eighteen this year! I want to cultivate the Sage Body. I will definitely recover! You must stay by my side, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, not a single day less! Do you hear me?"

Upon hearing Tsunade's words, Qingcheng asked in surprise, "Is it from the 1st to the 7th of each month?"

Tsunade shouted directly, "It's Monday to Sunday!"

Qingcheng... Could I take a day off? I'd like to ask for leave on Sunday.

Tsunade said fiercely, "No, that's not allowed. Try missing a day."

Qingcheng jumped directly into the Immortal Spring, and said with a sorrowful expression, "Destroy it, I'm tired."