Uchiha Qingcheng's Titles

After Sasuke and Naruto used Ninjutsu to fill in the craters in the training ground, they looked at Principal Kankan with worried expressions. Naruto spoke first, saying, "Principal Kankan, we've restored the training ground, can you please not give us a major demerit? Hehehe."

Sasuke looked at Principal Kankan's serious face, feeling quite uncertain. He recalled how Principal Kankan had repeatedly disciplined him over the years, and how he and Naruto had even cleaned the Ninja Academy's toilets over eight hundred times. He then said earnestly, "We're just practicing Ninjutsu, not fighting."

Naruto watched Sasuke to salvage the situation and nodded frantically beside him, then said with a grin, "Yeah, yeah, Sasuke is my good friend. We even had barbecue together this afternoon—donuts, hamburgers, fried chicken, skewers, barbecue— Sasuke treated me!"

Principal Kankan, seeing that the ground had been repaired and Sasuke and Naruto had made up again, said angrily, "You two little brats! You almost made me so angry I'd give you both a big beating. But since you're showing some remorse this time, tomorrow morning at 8:00 AM, go to Konoha. I'm going to inspect your work, and if it's not up to standard, you two will be waiting for my big beating!"

After saying that, Principal Kankan waved his hand fiercely again, indicating that he would slap her hard.

Principal Kankan has reached the pinnacle of the Shinobi World. He can easily defeat Asura with one hand and struggle against Indra with the other. Even in Hayate, this would be an incredibly impressive feat.

Naruto and Sasuke both shrank back in alarm, then nodded hurriedly, indicating that they would complete the task diligently.

Naruto and Sasuke dared not doubt it for a moment! Principal Kankan would hit him or not, because of this old man, he still jumped up and slapped him, and the slap was loud and painful.

Principal Kankan watched Sasuke and Naruto leave, then said with a serious expression, "These two kids still have some problems. All they do is fight Tenten. Isn't that damaging the reputation of my Ninja Academy? Next time they come to the school to fight, I'll give them a flying kick. This kind of unhealthy thinking should be eradicated."

Principal Kankan Tamaki said with a serious expression, "This class will be graduating this year. I wonder where those two kids will choose to go. Will Uchiha Sasuke stay in the Konoha Police Force? Naruto could go to the Ministry of Agriculture; with such a huge amount of Chakra, he'd be perfect for doing farm work."

Sasuke had just started walking when he saw a large group of the Uchiha Clan running past, and he heard them shouting, "Uncle Uchiha Sasuke! Uncle Uchiha Sasuke!"

Sasuke then smiled slightly and said seriously, "Haven't you gone back yet?"

Looking at the composed Sasuke, Tomoki said seriously, "We've been waiting for you. We heard you and Naruto started fighting again, and we were all worried about you, so we came to check on you. It's so good to see you're alright."

Tomoki said with a serious expression, "We can't attend the banquet again today, but it's much better than yesterday, at least you left on your own."

Sasuke's carefully constructed composed demeanor crumbled instantly, and he said with a serious expression, "Tomoki, what you're saying is absolutely outrageous! I'm your uncle, and you're actually hoping I'll eat at your feast? Did you take bribes from that Big Idiot Naruto?"

Looking at the very excited Sasuke, Tomota said very seriously, "He's a cousin, not a blood uncle."

Sasuke's face instantly darkened, and he said seriously, "But blood is thicker than water, isn't it? Are you even still Uchiha Clan?"

Just then, Naruto approached, looked at Sasuke's dark expression, chuckled, and then said, "What they said is true, isn't it? You're the cousin. Little Tomoki others have a biological aunt."

After saying that, Naruto laughed again, then said seriously, "Last time I took in some underlings. They're also incredibly talented, and they idolize me. They even call me Big Brother Naruto. I'll introduce them to you next time. Their names are Konohamaru, Moegi, and there's one with snot running down his nose named Udon."

Tomoki looked at the overly familiar Naruto and said with a smile, "Hey, you Big Idiot Naruto, could you move over a bit? My mom doesn't let me play with idiots, especially a big idiot like you."

Naruto, who had just been laughing and joking, had seven or eight black lines appear on his forehead after hearing these words. He then said with a serious face, "I am the genius of Konoha, the future Sixth Hokage! How can you treat me like a complete idiot? This is infuriating! Who the hell is your mother?! How can you talk so irritatingly?"

Looking at the dim-witted Naruto, Uchiha Tomoki thought to himself, "Dad was absolutely right when he said this guy was a bit slow on the uptake. He talks nonsense and has a really strange way of thinking. He's obviously born to do hard labor."

Tomoyuki, seeing Naruto still deep in thought, said with a serious expression, "Tomoki's mother is Lady Tsunade, the most Endurance Gambling King in Konoha, and one of the legendary Legendary Sannin. But none of that matters, because compared to my father's titles, what are the Konoha Sannin, what is the Professor of Ninjutsu, what is the Yellow Flash? They're all utterly annihilated."

Upon hearing this, Naruto looked embarrassed again. He scratched the back of his head and said with a wry smile, "Brother Qingcheng has too many titles; I can't even count them all on two hands."

Then Naruto spread his hands and began to list Qingcheng's titles. The first title was God of Shinobi, followed by the Strongest Hokage of all time, and the Hokage Handsomest of all time.

Then Naruto began to list them off, "Fat Water Squad Captain, Konoha Bandit Village Leader, Konoha Transport Team Captain, the Ninja World's Top Master, the Ninja World's Top Bandit Shinobi World's Top Endurance Stab King, the Black Flash, the Ninja World's Strongest Shield Ninja World Black Asura ninja world, the Hell's Asura God the Second, and another title is, the Ninja World's Top Pervert, who specializes in having his subordinates rob female ninjas from other ninja villages, and specifically targets those with large breasts,"

After Naruto finished calling out this set of titles, seven or eight minutes had passed. Each title had a story, and Naruto explained them in detail.

Sasuke, noticing Naruto had missed one point, added seriously, "There are two other titles you forgot. One is 'Konoha Coup King,' who restored Konoha from the brink of death and then rebuilt Konoha golden age, saving the collapsing edifice."

Naruto nodded again, and said with a serious expression, "It's all that wretched Hiruzen Sarutobi's fault, he ruined my reputation."

There's also a photo of Naruto at age seven, sitting on Hiruzen Sarutobi's lap. However, this photo was taken by Fujikawa using BBC's dark cinematography, making Hiruzen Sarutobi appear extremely sinister, while Naruto becomes the child who was sexually assaulted.

All the villagers knew that Hiruzen Sarutobi was a pedophile, and everyone who saw that black-and-white photograph instinctively assumed that Naruto had been sexually assaulted.