Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 64

C-C-C-Catachan!

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Catachan is a beautiful planet, anyone who sees it from space will think so.

But is that really the case? Anyway, if you say that, you will definitely be beaten half to death by the tough guy Catachan.

Bell Grylls is a recruiter for Blackwatch. He is a native of Catachan. In the first recruitment, he entered Blackwatch with overwhelming results.

After undergoing a complete set of surgical transformations, he became a noble Space Marine. With his excellent technical and tactical skills, he was even personally praised by Primarch.

One of the popular figures in Imperium is based on him. In human history, such people basically have a name, and that is - Macho Man.

As Catachan is an important training base for Blackwatch, Bell was entrusted with important responsibilities and became the highest officer of Catachan training base.

Just today, the distinguished Primarch will come here for inspection. Bell has already taken care of his appearance a day in advance, just to express his loyalty to his father.

Blackwatch's standard Power Armor was wiped spotless by him. It was covered with his medals of honor. He put an iconic Catachan Hunting Knife into the magnetic buckle on his thigh.

The hatch of Stormbird opened, and Hogg saw Bell with a hedgehog head at first sight. His figure was made by Hogg, so of course he is familiar with this tough guy Catachan.

Following Bell to the training base, Hogg saw more detailed records from the files.

This must be Tzeentch's conspiracy. Anyway, that's what Hogg thinks. He is the biggest here and whatever he says is what he says.

After the overall training plan was significantly weakened, a new, more anthropomorphic plan was announced.

This behavior made the students in the training base almost cry with excitement. Hogg who saw this scene was also affected by the emotion, and said with tears in his eyes, "Thank you for your hard work."

Of course, only he knows whether Hogg shed tears because of the gratitude of the students or because he felt guilty for not being a good person.

After Hogg solved the training problem, he immediately organized a small team to inspect Catachan.

If you don't know, Catachan is very close to Alicia, even less than a day's journey for today's ships.

But even at such a short distance, the development level of Catachan is not even 1%, and the entire planet is still an unexplored virgin land.

The veteran Catachan hunk Bell was appointed as the guide and led a group of Hogg into the primitive jungle.

At this time, Hogg had not yet realized the seriousness of the problem. He felt that there would be any surprises based on his ability to defeat Greater Daemon.

Therefore, according to the characteristics of this world, Hogg's inspection trip was not surprising.

... I was the unexpected dividing line...

"Ahhh! Run!"

Hogg looked at the toad that suddenly popped out of the jungle and yelled crazily at the crowd behind him, as if a toad had been stepped on Gretchin.

Although this was just a toad less than 50 centimeters long and looked very stupid; although Hogg's behavior looked very silly, Blackwatch behind it still ran away quickly.

Five seconds later, there was a muffled sound and a burst of yellow smoke flew out, followed by a violent shock wave and strong corrosive gas.

The branches blown away by the explosion hit everyone's armor, but everyone lay on the ground and did not dare to move.

"Ah! I TM#$%&*, are you still alive?"

"We are still alive, Father."

With a tremor, several gray-headed Blackwatch and Tech-priest emerged from the soil.

This was the sixth day that Hogg entered the primitive jungle of Catachan. The experiences of these few days made him feel that he was really nothing.

Letting a mortal live in Catachan for five months, this kind of training plan is too fucked up. If there is a chance, I must go back in time and give myself a hard fight.

In six days, they saw a tree that could chew Plasteel to pieces, a giant parasitic bee, a giant bean that could fire cannonballs, and a Catachan Devil that couldn't even be penetrated by explosive bombs.

Of course, the most disgusting thing is this group of toads. That day Hogg found a group of dozens of giant toads that were two meters high. The stupid the Great Toad and the Hogg who poked their heads out of the grass looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes.

This situation directly frightened Bell, a local, and shouted, "It's over, it's over."

Thanks to Hogg's quick reaction, he transformed into a ten-meter-tall giant beast on the spot, controlled the tentacles to pull everyone into his belly, and used Psionic Energy to frantically build a shield for himself.

Then, a violent explosion directly destroyed Hogg, sending him flying into the atmosphere. Then Hogg could not remember the rest.

After recovering, Hogg found that they had fallen into a basin, surrounded by towering cliffs, with a raised mountain peak in the middle.

The bad news is that several people died, and there is no signal at all from this ghost place; the good news is that the dead people are not dead and their brains are still alive.

Just go back to Blacklight and put in Flesh Reshaping Chamber, and you will be a good man again in a few days.

For this reason, Hogg directly distorted his own flesh and blood, greatly modified his body and grew a pair of huge wings, and wanted to fly directly out of the basin.

But as long as he flies up, he will be attacked by the plants on the surrounding mountains. The seeds that are comparable to the barrage of giant cannons will hit him. Hogg can withstand it, but others cannot.

It was as if the planet didn't want him to leave, and at the same time, something on the mountain was calling him.

Therefore, everyone could only climb up the nearby mountain peak to notify Blackwatch for rescue, but they still encountered this damn exploding toad on the mountain.

"Bah, bah, bah" spit out the dirt in his mouth, and Hogg began to count the number of people.

Fortunately, there was only one toad, so everyone was only disgraced but not injured, and the top of the mountain was not far away.

Hogg collected many biological samples along the way. As long as he can bring them back, he can develop a better Combat Serum, so this inspection will be worthwhile.

As everyone moved forward, the ethereal call became clearer and clearer, and Hogg, who thought it was Greater Daemon, made the Blackwatch people start to be alert.

He also transformed into a giant beast form again, planning to give the owner of that voice a hard blow when he met him, so that this hidden thing could also experience his own Power Klaw.

Hogg's sharp claws tore through the jungle cover, making the team move faster. As the vines in front of them were torn down, Hogg finally reached the top of the mountain.

And the thing that had been calling him finally showed its figure.

What comes into view is a huge Green Aggregate, with countless vines and flesh and blood tissues distributed around the top of the mountain, and a huge bud in the middle.

With the arrival of Hogg, the flower bud slowly opened and several tentacles poked out, touching Hogg's sharp claws that were already flashing with electric light.

A voice of joy came into Hogg's mind.

"You're finally here, kid."

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