Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 88

The Existence Here Must Be More Badass Than Me

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At one end of the battlefield, densely packed Orkss were shouting, and one of the largest and greenest Orkss was giving orders.

His strong muscles and thick body all mean that he is the most Waaaagh!!! existence in this Greenskin tribe, and he is the boss here.

At this moment, the Orkss were very excited to find a group of short shrimps. The green psychic energy visible to the naked eye lingered in the open space, making them stronger.

"Those short shrimps are so awesome! And that Shoota is even more awesome! I want Shoota too."

The boss Greenskin who wanted Shoota grabbed a Mekboy and beat it back and forth until it howled, as if this was the only way to get Shoota.

And all the Orks imitated the moves of the boss Greenskin. The unlucky Gretchin was caught in the hands of the boys and tossed back and forth, letting out a piercing scream.

"Hey! Don't dump me! I'm not~"

"Shoota!"

"Quack!"

"Shoota!"

Then something strange happened. Mekboy, who had been beaten just now, used the captured remains to make a gun, and it was also able to fire bullets.

This made the boys extremely excited, and the whole tribe became excited, and Mekboy became bigger and greener, and more knowledge emerged from his mind.

"Waaaagh!, I seem to know everything."

The roar that shook the sky spread out, and the already chaotic camp became even more chaotic. The boss holding "Shoota" fired several shots into the sky, attracting the envious eyes of all the Greenskins.

"You good boys will have your own Shoota, we want more Shoota. I feel the Gork and Mork calling, we need a Great Krumpin, Waaaagh!!!"

"I'm the most Waaaagh."

Just when the boss was roaring in the sky and felt that he was too awesome, several Drop Pod fell around him.

"Peng!" The built-in blasting door opener directly exploded the hatch, and a few unlucky Gretchin were crushed into small pieces by the flying iron door, stirring up large amounts of dust.

Just as the onlookers Greenskin were wondering what this was, several cans popped out of the dust, starting with the largest Hogg.

"Waaaagh!"

A huge war cry came from Blackwatch's mouth, making the confused Greenskins wonder if these Black Canss were Orkss.

Together with the two guards Hogg in black armor and yellow rims, they surrounded Ork Warboss, and before it could say anything, they kicked it to the ground with a flying kick.

"I don't allow anyone to be more powerful than me. You've already decided to kill yourself. Boys, just fuck him to death."

After saying that, he ordered two guards to pick up the beaten boss, and started a group fight in front of all Orks, who was beaten so hard that Orks screamed.

"Let me go, you bad guys, I'm going to kill you." The boss who would rather die than surrender shouted.

Hogg, who was a little annoyed by the noise, picked up a Squig that was running around on the ground and stabbed it into Orks's mouth, causing him to make a whining sound.

"Kill me? You deserve it! I will imprison your weak Orks and make it into a shield, and then I will never let you fight!"

Hogg's threat successfully frightened the boss Greenskin. For Orks, if he didn't fight, it would be like a person without a fight, which would be absolutely unbearable.

"Woo, woo woo!" But Orks, who wanted to beg for mercy, couldn't speak at all and could only twist his body like a salted fish.

"Pa!" After a slap, it successfully stopped its struggle. Hogg turned his head to look at the other Orks and snapped his fingers.

"Peng! Peng! Peng!"

The sound of Bolter firing sounded, and the Blackwatchs, who had been preparing for a long time, killed Orks one by one. The efficient killing speed successfully caused their morale to collapse and they fled to the opposite side.

The Blackwatchs did not pursue them, they just collected the bodies on the ground and put them together. After all, the escaped Orkss would be dealt with by another team.

As a Mekboy who followed his boss in fights everywhere, Orkstein knelt down after discovering the cans falling from the sky. This was not because he was weak, but because he thought that Black Cans was too strong.

It was precisely this act that saved his life. The trembling Orkstein was not shot, but captured by the Blackwatchs. On the contrary, the other Orkss who escaped were torn into pieces by the ambushed Zergs and swallowed into their stomachs.

Just as it was praying to Gork and Mork, a shadow enveloped it. It was Hogg who was curious about it.

"Why don't you run, Greenskin."

Fortunately, people can also say Gothic, otherwise Orkstein would not be able to understand what Hogg said. After carefully recalling the vocabulary it mastered, it said a sentence full of accent.

"I am thinking that I am Mekboy. I can make Shoota useful. You Black Cans will not kill me. I want to recognize you as the boss. My name is Orkstein."

Seeing Orks making such progress, Hogg also felt that it should not die. Maybe the shield made from its head will be even better in the future!

"What a good name. It reminds me of an old friend. I like you, boy. From now on, you can follow me. Then I will take you to a huge Waaaagh."

This is not because Hogg really wants to take in Orks, but because he is curious about the so-called Waaagh! Power, and this smart-looking Orks should be a good test subject.

"Father, the Orkss have been eliminated." First Company's long Ross voice came from Psychic Network.

"Okay! Where is Luna Wolves? Why didn't I see them?"

"Report to father, Luna Wolves's troops are on the short man's side, but there is just something wrong."

"A question? Let's go and have a look. Remember to bring that strange Orks with you."

Leaving the final troops behind, Hogg rode a Hydralisk to the short man's position. Before he got close, he saw the short man being pinned to the ground, and several Space Marine were about to execute them.

"What are you doing? Didn't I say they can be used Abhumans?"

Hogg's voice made the soldiers put down their guns. At the same time, a short man with a big beard ran in front of Hogg, hugged his legs and cried.

The sweat and oil on the short man's body had a subtle reaction, which made Hogg feel nauseous. The most annoying thing was that a lump of snot rubbed on Raider's leg armor, which made Hogg put on a bad face.

"Who are you?"

"Master Hogg, I am Brann·Bronzebeard! I was present when Blackwatch signed the contract with Short Man, and I still have the trade documents signed by you! I have delivered goods and shed blood for Blackwatch, please take me out of here quickly!"

The short man took out a badge attached to the trade document and held it in his hand. This badge will only be issued to those who are allied with Blackwatch, and can enjoy great discounts at the port of Alicia.

And there is information coding on it, which can be synchronized to the internal database of Blackwatch, so you can distinguish the authenticity with just one scan.

Not surprisingly, this badge passed the database verification, which proved that what this short man said was true.

When I saw that it was one of my own, Hogg, I couldn't put on a bad face anymore and asked about this short man's experience.

"What happened to you? I'll give you three minutes to tell your story. Crying counts as time!"

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