Hogwarts: Why Call Me the Dark Lord
Chapter 56

Magic Wisdom, Kid

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After a heated discussion, our generous Wizarding World arms supplier decided to provide a 7-year sponsorship of wand care products for respected Mr. Isaac·Waldore.

As we all know, Diagon Alley, and even the entire British Wizarding World, only sell wands in Ollivander.

So who sells the consumables for wand care products?

Of course Ollivanders is selling it.

The business threshold of the Ollivander Family is higher than that of Potter family shampoo.

Regardless of professional issues, if someone wants to compete with the Ollivander Family in the market for wand care products, aren't they afraid that they won't be able to buy wands in the future?

This is not the scariest thing. The scariest thing is that the wand they bought knows whether it will be "defended".

How unreliable can a defective wand be? Ron·Weasley and Lockhart have given accurate answers in the original time and space.

One vomited slugs into his body, while the other simply used "Obliviate" to wash his memory into a blank slate.

Therefore, Ollivander Family monopolizes all British Wizarding World's wand-related business.

As we all know, in order to reflect their own style, some Pure-blood wizard have to eat and wear clothes that are different from other Wizard.

Where is this difference mainly reflected?

Expensive.

Of course, Pure-blood wizard is not all stupid. The same thing must not be sold at a high price.

But people are willing to pay three times the price for 30% superior performance, and Ollivanders just has this kind of skin care product.

What else is there to say? Old Garrick, hurry up and bring me the good things you packed at the bottom of the box!

After signing an almost playful sponsorship agreement, Garrick·Ollivander said to Isaac in disgust:

"So Isaac, are you doing Professor McGonagall's job? Are you adapting to the job of Hogwarts's vice principal in advance?"

You see, once the sponsorship agreement is signed, everyone becomes one of our own, and old Garrick even speaks casually.

Harry on the side is still a simple child after all, and he looks a little uncomfortable at the moment.

The main reason is that when he just signed the sponsorship agreement, Isaac also asked for a copy from him. He called it "everyone who sees it gets a share".

Old Garrick really doesn't pay attention to this high-end wand care package. Isn't it just two sets with unlimited supply for seven years...

Well, don't care!

Damn it, Ollivanders provides wands to little Wizard every year. After all these years, what kind of little Wizard has not seen?

I think I bought the Tom Riddle wand from him back then!

Over the years, he has seen the smart little Wizard, he has also seen the stupid little Wizard, he has seen the clever little Wizard, and the reckless little Wizard is not uncommon.

But this was the first time he saw such a bandit-type little Wizard.

Grandma, how did Grindelwald and Dumbledore give birth to this bandit?

Regarding old Garrick's words of "harboring evil intentions", Isaac didn't even blink an eye. "Hey, come on, old Garrick, do you think Professor McGonagall is willing to be so busy every year?"

Seriously, don't you think he looks familiar?"

"Huh?" Only then did old Garrick have the intention to take a closer look at Harry. It didn't matter. The lightning scar on Harry's forehead almost shone with the brilliance of a "special chef".

"Oh, yes!" Old Garrick has obviously recognized Harry Potter, or this is what he is most looking forward to this year.

Who can refuse the joy of showing off in front of the Boy Who Lived in person?

Old Garrick is obviously not exempt from vulgarity.

He glared angrily, because Isaac was a bastard, which caused his standing in front of the Boy Who Lived to drop.

But it doesn't matter, the 7-year premium wand maintenance package is also sponsored by the Boy Who Lived, this is one of my own!

Old Garrick continued, "I know I will see you soon, Harry, your eyes are just like your mother's.

It seems like yesterday that she came here to buy her first wand.

It's ten and a quarter inches long, made of wicker, and makes a swishing sound when you swing it, making it a good wand for working magic."

Then old Garrick talked about the material of Harry's father's wand. Harry listened to it very seriously, which also made old Garrick very useful.

Isaac still has some opinions on the "differential treatment" of old Garrick. Other little Wizard has account opening procedures, so why did he omit it now?

Could you tell me in front of Dumbledore what material Grindelwald's wand is made of?

Oh, by the way, the wand of Grindelwald is not made by Ollivander - I bought it from Gregorovitch.

Of course, Grindelwald later used Elder Wand.

Dumbledore's wand was bought from Ollivander, but he later started using Elder Wand too.

Hey, the couple took turns torturing Ollivander, right?

Man, your stick is just not as useful as Elder Wand!

After old Garrick's account opening process ended, he began to measure Harry's data. Finally, Harry got the destined magic wand.

East Aoki, Phoenix Feather, eleven inches long--the brother of the other wand.

Old Garrick was amazed and felt that the fate of Harry and Voldemort was really wonderful. After Harry finished choosing the wand, Isaac took him directly to the next store.

Before leaving, Isaac also shouted to old Garrick: "Old Garrick, now you can hang the Boy Who Lived sponsor's sign outside the store!

No one in Britain can refuse to own a Ollivander wand!"

Ollivander smiled as he watched Isaac and Harry Potter leave the wand shop. It was as if they were entering a new era.

Wrong!

His grandma, the little bastard is playing dirty tricks with me!

Even without that damn sign, Ollivander still monopolizes British Wizarding World's business. There's no difference at all between having it hang up and not having it, right?

Old Garrick shook his head speechlessly, he was deceived by a little bandit.

That kind of signboard will work unless the combination of Isaac and Harry hits the entire Europe. Hey, can they also be the combination of Grindelwald and Rosier?

Um...Grindelwald?

After leaving Ollivanders, Isaac took Harry along to buy goods.

As long as you have money, the efficiency of the Diagon Alley store is amazing.

As for the combination Isaac and Harry, they are rich and famous, and their treatment at Diagon Alley is simply full.

When you open a store, you have to say nice things to your customers every day, so what if you say something more disgusting to the Boy Who Lived now?

Others want to say that they haven't had this opportunity yet!

Harry just watched Isaac deal with everyone with ease until the last stop of their purchasing trip.

Flourish and Blotts is located on the north side of Diagon Alley. It is very popular and most Hogwarts students will choose to buy their textbooks here.

"Sir?" Harry, who had been struggling all the way, finally stopped him at the door of Flourish and Blotts. He asked Isaac sincerely:

"What should I do to be like you?

Are you so... comfortable with everyone and everything?"

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