"..." As a keyboard warrior who had been tempered by countless idiotic netizens, Sogo Doma suddenly realized that such filthy remarks had yet to circulate. Or rather, this country might not even have the right soil for such expressions. Didn't that make him seem... morally depraved?
No good—he had to turn that terrible impression around!
"What could I do?" Sogo Doma, who could do anything once he set his mind to it, quickly put on a helpless expression. "When I was learning idioms, all these words just came together. Like friends unto death, casual acquaintances, gentlemen's friendship..."
No one would make that kind of association even if they were all put together! Utaha Kasumigaoka desperately wanted to complain. She could no longer look directly at the phrase "friends unto death," and now she couldn't even look at any of those words involving friendship anymore.
"If that were all, it would've been fine..." Fortunately, Sogo Doma continued. "But whenever I studied, there was always a gorilla nearby, one that could get restless at any moment and was eager to mate~(breed)..."
"Hold on..." Utaha Kasumigaoka called for a pause again and snapped, "Why would there be a gorilla around you!?"
"EMMM..." Sogo Doma pondered for a moment. "All I can say is that I was too young and ignorant back then. I actually learned swordsmanship from a gorilla..."
"Captain!?" Before he could finish, Okada and the others panicked. This was the Kondo Dojo's deepest, best-hidden secret. Even though Sogo Doma had mentioned it earlier, they could still brush it off as a joke. But now that he was saying it so seriously, it would be much harder to pass it off with such a vague excuse.
"You learned swordsmanship from a gorilla?" Utaha Kasumigaoka felt that Sogo might truly be treating her